Now to wrap up our awards a special celebrity guest, Morgran Freeman: Image: https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-tw0oi-KUcDI/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAABxI/TCHNsYd6MyU/s250-c/photo.jpg
Mr. Freeman, why do you think you where selected to close out the awards and present this set of classy awards? Image: http://www.viralblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/morgan-freeman-god.jpg width=400
Ever since I was a little boy, people have enjoyed the rhythmic sound and melodic qualities of my voice. And I figured you either get busy talkin or you get busy dyin. The work is really quite easy. Why even right now I'm just sitting in a chair, sipping some tea and reading from a script. The wall is covered in something that resembles egg crates except they're soft and spongy and the chair is gently creaking as i rock back and forth.
First let me present The Jim Henderson - the award for The Classiest Poster
: Image: http://media.nola.com/tv_impact/photo/new-orleans-saints-jim-henderson2jpg-16e49ed4ed36348e_medium.jpg
There was an rousing runoff in this classy category. This punctual poster definitely deserves a great amount of respect. An unyeilding commitment to take the high rode in any situation. I am proud to announce the 2013 Classiest Poster, our very own bean counter, proud new father - Tigerinstaugustine
Speaking of Bean counters, once my father let me count an entire sack of beans. It was great fun. I counted all day. One... Two... Three... Four. Oh the joys of child hood seem so far behind me now. I can remember once... when i was just a boy....
me and some friends....
We aplogize, but Mr. Freeman has fallen asleep in his chair. He's very old.
Its ok their is someone in our audience who can finish the awards for us. You all know him. He's Brees's predecessor, he led us to our first Playoff win in franchise history, he once threw the ball 30 yards in the wrong direction, he fumbled many times on the goaline, he blew many big leads, but he always has a smile on his face, a real number 2,
Aaron Brooks Image: http://www.hampton.gov/halloffame/images/aaron_brooks.jpg
"Yeah its an honor to be here. It's one of those feelings you get when you're honored.
First award i am presenting first will be The Archie- awarded to the Most Underappreciated Poster.
The Archie is gievn to an underappreciated poster and i will present it first. The 2013 Archie goes too: Brettasarus
People should congratulate you. I think you should be congratulated when you win things. Sometimes when you win things you are congratulated.
The next award i will present next will be The Buddy D which is presented for Lifetime Achievement to Saints Talk. Image: http://spasticrobot.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/484196.jpg
We had a close race here. You know sometimes things are close. People dont understand that sometimes the game is close and they shouldnt be so quick to judge me if they dont understand the game.
Anyway, our winner for this year's Buddy D award is: liquid rabbit
Pardon the interruption as we have a short video presentation surprise for our current presenter: A special video from Mr. Brooks's past
Mr. Brooks, anything to say?
Brooks: Yeah, at least I'm not this guy: Image: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRlzYzL2oZ1qYKqcDHuvvuKuvyQ4LqPkOGFG0sSRFCI4RQi_JVWPQ
Let me present the last two awards for the night they go to the same man.
The Payton for the Smartest Poster and The Brees for the best poster both go to
We have a special message from our replacement refs: Image: http://progators.blogs.gatorsports.com/files/2012/09/ReplacementRefs.jpg width=400
As previous winners were ineligible, and Blues won both of these last year, but people voted for him anyway, we have no choice but to vacate both awards this year. We cannot come to a conclusive decision based on the nomination votes and so we must rule:
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Because Blues was ineligible for both awards Image: http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/557/826/zmeme2_original.jpg?1348671706
Our official decision is:
Everyone gets bees! Image: http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1416886/oprah-s-bees-o.gif
To close out the DATTYs, another special celebrity guest: Image: http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2013/1/7/cage28.gif
Thank you for attending this years DATTY ceremony. I hope you enjoyed the show. Image: https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSQX9eM1tV3dt4pVYY0nmaaW07ZgCR2iftN7llGTm0wkceqvf-3
On the back of each of your programs is a map to a clue which leads to a treasure. To get their fast enough you will have to steal a car and drive it to an airport where you will hijack a plane. Image: http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/908/908074/nicolas-cage-20080905025038648-000.jpg
To get past the security guards at the treasure you must trade faces with John Travolta. Image: http://cdn-media.hollywood.com/images/l/faceoffgunpoint.jpg
I assume this race will last a whole year. The winner will be announced at next year's ceremony. See yall then.
Here's too a better 2013.
This post was edited on 3/1 at 12:09 pm