We caught up with a key player on the Saints Defense to get his opinions on the awards so far and to hopefully present a few more. We couldnt think of a better face for the next set of awards. Image: http://brightcove01.brightcove.com/4/268012958001/268012958001_1087696986001_vs-1087648763001.jpg?pubId=268012958001
"I just would like to say i am appalled at how yall treat Goodell around here. He is a great commissioner and deserves our respect. I will be sure to tweet about this later."
Reporter: Mr. Shanle how do you respond to accusations that you should be fired. We asked several people around New Orleans about you and here are some of their comments:
"The bald guy that's like 40?"
"That guy's still playing?"
"I think i saw him tackle a guy once. But im not sure."
Shanle: Image: http://brightcove01.brightcove.com/21/268012958001/201208/1497/268012958001_1797508653001_vs-5033effa2d46b0e4f1de2c1c-95694976001.jpg?pubId=268012958001
As long as I have those pics of Benson and Loomis tag teaming 2 goats and a chicken, I think I'll be around to miss tackles for a few more years.
Now without further adieu, allow me to present
The Wilkerson- presented to the dumbest poster Image: http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJbiMHjol3zNNpaqC0LHvKmes2IrNHjtYaemBUKUh-lhm80JO9Wg
This one went into a runoff. And the battle was tense, but like the story of my life, the dumbest person won and everyone else lost. Everyone. Especially the fans.
The 2013 Dumbest poster is:
LSU fans in general
can beathe a sigh of relief
Because the winner is:
Jazzy jizzlover Jeff Duncan Image: http://brightcove.vo.llnwd.net/d9/unsecured/media/268012958001/268012958001_601349814001_Jeff01-03-wmv-still.jpg?pubId=268012958001
He could not be reached for comment as he is typing an article about how horrible the backlash against Goodell is and how deep up the commissioner's arse his head is.
Up next, The Fred Astaire - presented to the bigebiggest bandwagoner
Another close race, but rittdog
takes home the trophy.
Reporter: Mr. Shanle have you ever won an award? Image: http://brightcove01.brightcove.com/8/268012958001/268012958001_1349159691001_vs-1349151323001.jpg?pubId=268012958001
Actually yes. I have won an ward much like this next one. Except it goes to players, not posters. A highly honored award. One which is bestowed upon someone special every year. Erxleben- presented to the worst poster of the year Image: http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/673/622/RussellErxleben_display_image.jpg?1323815329
It wasn't even close. This man gets alot of votes around here, come on down:
JazzyJeff Image: http://brightcove01.brightcove.com/6/268012958001/268012958001_1139756647001_vs-1139728436001.jpg?pubId=268012958001
Unfortunately he still cannot be reached for comment as he is submitting an article titled: "Sean Payton and Mickey Loomis, should they be fired?"
Before i presnt the awards named after me allow me to take my shirt off and present the thread awards Image: http://brightcove01.brightcove.com/6/268012958001/268012958001_1151482497001_vs-1151458265001.jpg?pubId=268012958001
This year the same thread won both best and worst thread of the year. We all remember how hilariously awful it was. I cant think of a better one myself:
This years Baghead and XLIV winner is: were going to get blown out
IceCold immortalized the thread and secured its early victory with the iconic line:
I've banned you so you can concentrate on watching instead of shitting on this board.
Now for the award named after yours truly. No one deserves this award more in the history of Saints Talk. You used to be fun, you used to be cool, then the Falcons won and you acted a fool. The Shanle- presented to the poster who has had a few decent moments, but we all just want him gone now
Double Down Image: http://www.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Arthur-Blanks-Struggle-Face.gif
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