Sorry for the delay folks. But i feel much more like myself now.
Now that I'm in my regular attire, we can proceed with the awards.
It is with great honor that i announce my favorite awards.
First off, the award that I almost banned this year, but decided just banning its namesake would be good enough, The Greg Williams- for the poster who attempts to bring heat, but fails. Image: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_t9D_ovmGhQE/SLRUx_eJnuI/AAAAAAAAPNA/Q-mkchpiaWc/s400/Gregg+Williams.jpg
With a heavy heart and a sigh, because i like the man, I must present the GW to:
Next up we have The Alejandro - to the poster most clearly a shell of his former self.
I'd like to present this award to a close friend and supporter of mine, a man who deserves all he gets. A man without whom, neighborhood children would be able to play in their yards without a senile old man yelling at them : LesterEarl
Next up, we have the best award. Named after me, because i am awesome and never wrong according to expert studies done by my dog after i give him a treat and rub his belly, it's time to present The Goodell- to the poster won't admit he's wrong no matter what Image: http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2012/09/27/roger_goodell_AP801040166394_fullwidth_620x350.jpg
I will present this award to the man, the myth, the legend, my protege, one of my closest confidants, a man i consider alot like myself:
drumroll please LesterEarl
Dont be upset buddy. Come here. Give me a hug. Image: http://cdn.jockular.com/assets/images/2012/04/4f9acbb8945e5.png Image: http://www.jrsbarbq.com/files/images/JR93.jpg
Uhh oh King, people are getting upset, wait a minute, where did that coffin come from?
*lights go out, bell tolls*
ITS THE UNDERTAKER! Image: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyneh3xvDO1r85q5do1_500.gif Image: http://emmafabien2.e.m.pic.centerblog.net/286124aa.gif Image: http://c8.img.v4.skyrock.net/1544/31481544/pics/2417612413_1.gif
And he just put goodell's head through those steel stairs. He isnt moving at all. I think he's dead, JR! I think he's dead! We wont be seeing him again