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re: Your all-time favorite movie quote:
Posted on 4/15/15 at 4:06 pm to Rougarou4lsu
Posted on 4/15/15 at 4:06 pm to Rougarou4lsu
Just about any line from Arthur with Dudley Moore. Old movie that I'm so glad I saw later on. Hilarious lines.
Gloria: My mother died when I was six.
Arthur: [bangs his fist on the table] Son of a bitch! Don't they know what they do to kids?
Gloria: My father raped me when I was twelve.
Arthur: So, you had six relatively good years? I'm sorry. Listen, my father screwed me, too.
Burt Johnson: [smiling broadly] When I was 11 years old, I KILLED a man.
Arthur: Well, when you're 11 you probably don't even know there's a law against that. Is Susan here?
Burt Johnson: I knew what I was doing. We were poor. He came into our house to steal our food.
Arthur: Well, he was asking for it.
Burt Johnson: I took a knife, and I killed him in the kitchen.
Arthur: You, uh... probably ate out that night, what with that man lying in your kitchen.
Burt Johnson: You seem to find humor in everything.
Arthur: Yeah, sorry.
Burt Johnson: Hello, Arthur.
Arthur: Hello, Mr. Johnson.
Burt Johnson: I haven't seen much of you lately.
Arthur: Well, the reason you haven't seen much of me is because I, I normally pick Susan up at her apartment in town. And you live here. Want a drink?
Burt Johnson: I never drink. No one in my family ever drinks.
Arthur: That's great! You probably never run out of ice your whole life!
Hobson: Thrilling to meet you, Gloria.
Gloria: Hi.
Hobson: Yes... You obviously have a wonderful economy with words, Gloria. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness.
Arthur: You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!
Some of the best lines here, but spoilers start at about 5:10 if you haven't seen it.
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Gloria: My mother died when I was six.
Arthur: [bangs his fist on the table] Son of a bitch! Don't they know what they do to kids?
Gloria: My father raped me when I was twelve.
Arthur: So, you had six relatively good years? I'm sorry. Listen, my father screwed me, too.
Burt Johnson: [smiling broadly] When I was 11 years old, I KILLED a man.
Arthur: Well, when you're 11 you probably don't even know there's a law against that. Is Susan here?
Burt Johnson: I knew what I was doing. We were poor. He came into our house to steal our food.
Arthur: Well, he was asking for it.
Burt Johnson: I took a knife, and I killed him in the kitchen.
Arthur: You, uh... probably ate out that night, what with that man lying in your kitchen.
Burt Johnson: You seem to find humor in everything.
Arthur: Yeah, sorry.
Burt Johnson: Hello, Arthur.
Arthur: Hello, Mr. Johnson.
Burt Johnson: I haven't seen much of you lately.
Arthur: Well, the reason you haven't seen much of me is because I, I normally pick Susan up at her apartment in town. And you live here. Want a drink?
Burt Johnson: I never drink. No one in my family ever drinks.
Arthur: That's great! You probably never run out of ice your whole life!
Hobson: Thrilling to meet you, Gloria.
Gloria: Hi.
Hobson: Yes... You obviously have a wonderful economy with words, Gloria. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness.
Arthur: You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!
Some of the best lines here, but spoilers start at about 5:10 if you haven't seen it.
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Posted on 4/15/15 at 4:10 pm to Gris Gris
Too many to name, and some have already been mentioned.
I'll add this dialogue that is just awesome.
Pippin: I didn't think it would end this way.
Gandalf: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path... One that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass... And then you see it.
Pippin: What? Gandalf?... See what?
Gandalf: White shores... and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
Pippin: [smiling] Well, that isn't so bad.
Gandalf: [softly] No... No it isn't.
I'll add this dialogue that is just awesome.
Pippin: I didn't think it would end this way.
Gandalf: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path... One that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass... And then you see it.
Pippin: What? Gandalf?... See what?
Gandalf: White shores... and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
Pippin: [smiling] Well, that isn't so bad.
Gandalf: [softly] No... No it isn't.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 4:23 pm to say when
Posted on 4/15/15 at 4:28 pm to TygerTyger
Sure, probably from all those huckleberry hound cartoons Doc Holiday was so fond of.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 4:33 pm to Rougarou4lsu
"Remember kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die, follow your heart kid, and you'll never go wrong."
Posted on 4/15/15 at 4:34 pm to Rougarou4lsu
Too many to pick a favorite. The best quotable movies are:
My Cousin Vinny
Caddyshack
A Few Good Men
Unforgiven
Full Metal Jacket
My Cousin Vinny
Caddyshack
A Few Good Men
Unforgiven
Full Metal Jacket
Posted on 4/15/15 at 4:36 pm to DivotBreath
Batman is also a super quotable movie
Posted on 4/15/15 at 4:40 pm to DivotBreath
quote:
My Cousin Vinny
My second favorite after Arthur.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 4:44 pm to Gris Gris
Posted on 4/15/15 at 4:44 pm to DivotBreath
quote:
My Cousin Vinny
This and Groundhog Day are probably my favorite movies that I almost refused to see because I didn't expect them to be good... but they were outstanding.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 5:03 pm to molsusports
"There's no crying in baseball!"
A League of Their Own
"You killin' me Smalls"
The Sandlot
"ohhhhh we are going to have ants"
Family Guy
Any my all time favorite
"I got a book of good ideas, that's the first one. You get my son, to call you daddy, turn the page, it says "frick your wife""
The Campaign, which is full of great one liners.
A League of Their Own
"You killin' me Smalls"
The Sandlot
"ohhhhh we are going to have ants"
Family Guy
Any my all time favorite
"I got a book of good ideas, that's the first one. You get my son, to call you daddy, turn the page, it says "frick your wife""
The Campaign, which is full of great one liners.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 5:36 pm to DivotBreath
'Son uh...there ain't no draft no more.'
'There was one?'
'Lighten up Francis.'
'Are you sure you want to be a nighclub comic?'
'Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.'
'I suppose you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick for you?'
'Hey Little Red Riding Hood, wanna get eaten by the big bad wolf?'
'There was one?'
'Lighten up Francis.'
'Are you sure you want to be a nighclub comic?'
'Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.'
'I suppose you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick for you?'
'Hey Little Red Riding Hood, wanna get eaten by the big bad wolf?'
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:01 pm to MetryTyger
Dr. Peter Venkman: Janine, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.
[phone rings]
[phone rings]
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:04 pm to Rougarou4lsu
"The problem is that your people were so busy thinking about what they could do that they never stopped to think about what they should do."
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:05 pm to MetryTyger
"Your best? Losers are always talking about their best, winners go out and frick the prom queen."
The Rock
The Rock
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:08 pm to Rougarou4lsu
"Where's my two dollars?"
"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot"
"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot"
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:16 pm to ProfessionalAmateur
"I'm done with the woods"
pineapple express
"Sex is like Chinese food, it ain't over til you both get your cookies. Remember I said that."
outside providence
pineapple express
"Sex is like Chinese food, it ain't over til you both get your cookies. Remember I said that."
outside providence
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:23 pm to Rougarou4lsu
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
-The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
-Die Hard
Henry Moon: Well! Anybody hungry?
Big Abe: [deadpan] Hungry! shite, I could eat a frozen dog.
Henry Moon: Well, we'll go on out to the kitchen and see if we got one already froze.
-Goin" South
What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... Hmm? No, he's not retarded.
-Sixteen Candles
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie D'Annunzio: A looper?
Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
-Caddyshack
-The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
-Die Hard
Henry Moon: Well! Anybody hungry?
Big Abe: [deadpan] Hungry! shite, I could eat a frozen dog.
Henry Moon: Well, we'll go on out to the kitchen and see if we got one already froze.
-Goin" South
What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... Hmm? No, he's not retarded.
-Sixteen Candles
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie D'Annunzio: A looper?
Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
-Caddyshack
Posted on 4/15/15 at 7:51 pm to Captain Lafitte
"I don't believe in suicide, but if you'd like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch."
Posted on 4/15/15 at 8:01 pm to TigerintheNO
[Lamarr's posse rides up on Bart's diversion: a single tollbooth in the middle of the desert]
Taggart: *LePetomaine Thruway*? Now what'll that a-hole think of next?
[turns to the posse]
Taggart: Has anybody got a dime?
[henchmen grumble, search their pockets]
Taggart: Somebody's gotta go back and get a shite-load of dimes!
Taggart: *LePetomaine Thruway*? Now what'll that a-hole think of next?
[turns to the posse]
Taggart: Has anybody got a dime?
[henchmen grumble, search their pockets]
Taggart: Somebody's gotta go back and get a shite-load of dimes!
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