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re: Wonder Woman Tomatometer Watch Thread (219 reviews; 93%; 7.6/10) [NO SPOILERS]

Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:13 pm to
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:13 pm to
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And here we are with everyone saying how this one is going to be great.


Everyone?

You were literally the first response in this thread. You called it "garbage" before anyone had a chance to say that it will be great. The responses after your post were hoping that the movie would be mediocre to good.

We all have access to read the posts on this board. You can't just make stuff up and then expect us to believe you.
This post was edited on 5/15/17 at 3:14 pm
Posted by Freauxzen
Utah
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:13 pm to
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For some reason though it becomes highly irrational when it comes to comic book movies. It's like everyone's usual good taste in movies falls by the wayside and everyone runs out and buys Wonder Woman pajamas.





This is nothing new.

But it's because the movies are highly focused on nostalgia (or should be but aren't in some cases, which can be a problem). This taps right into the power of memory, of myth. Powerful stuff in general. Superheroes are our tales of Achilles. Our exaggerations of Billy the Kid. Etc.

We don't have a General Patton dime store novella. Comic books are that replacement. For the good and the bad.
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:14 pm to
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WTF are you talking about?


Okay, I overstated that. They aren't saying it will be great, but they will fight to the death anyone who points out it looks like shite.

If you look closely you can also see them reaching for their wallets so they can pre order their tickets.
Posted by Freauxzen
Utah
Member since Feb 2006
37295 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:16 pm to
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Have you read the other DC film threads? The overwhelming majority of posters disliked both BvS and Suicide Squad.


Hype was high on both before release, though. Many even thought SS would save the universe because it was so different and lacked true Snyder control. Thus...

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The board has been pretty cautious about the Wonder Woman movie as well.




This is true.


Heck, the Twitter stream prior to BvS actually got me excited for that film regardless of my hesitation coming from MoS. The hype was unbelievably high with people coming out of that calling it the greatest comic book movie ever made.
This post was edited on 5/15/17 at 3:17 pm
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:17 pm to
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Okay, I overstated that.
No shite.
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They aren't saying it will be great, but they will fight to the death anyone who points out it looks like shite.
A very small minority.
Posted by BigAppleTiger
New York City
Member since Dec 2008
10386 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:27 pm to
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I'm not upset. I am fascinated.



You misspelled triggered.

Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:29 pm to
Calling Wonder Tits lame?

Them's meet me at the Sonic on gov't words.

Ok, so every time Superman goes evil she's more or less his cocksleeve. But still her solo stuff can be fun when the go full Greco.
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
7729 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:31 pm to
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Calling Wonder Tits lame?


I like tits as much as the next guy, but I'm not paying 10 bucks and wasting 2 hours of my time for that. That's what the internet is for.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:37 pm to
We know it's going to be awful.

They took the wrong lessons from Nolan (gritty only works because Batman only active and story is mostly coherent) and Green Lantern (spectacle of spaghetti at the wall with no story does not an Iron Man cornerstone make)

And instead mashed the two into Frankenmovies that barely have a spirit of fun.


Edit:


I'm certain the WB animation staff love being able to get away with everything.
This post was edited on 5/15/17 at 3:41 pm
Posted by BigAppleTiger
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:40 pm to
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We know it's going to be awful.



No, you really don't.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:46 pm to
We really do, it's not like these movies are made in a vacuum. Every site has been scooping up whatever little trash tidbit comes up. WB somehow still doesn't know how to make a hype trailer for this.

It's all been Cliff, plane, window, butt sword (it's ok she's clay)
Posted by 1999
Where I be
Member since Oct 2009
29143 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:46 pm to
critics must really be torn on this one. they can white knight for this like they did for ghostbusters...or crap on another dc film. it must really be difficult.
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:47 pm to
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No it won't. It's already trending towards a 100 million dollar opening weekend.

Not there yet and let's see if tracking keeps going up.

LINK
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Warner Bros’ next DC Universe movie, Wonder Woman, came on tracking this morning with projections at an estimated $65 million-plus. One non-WB analyst tells Deadline that the pic looks strong across all quads, male and female, and is off to a very solid start four weeks away from its June 2 release date. .
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The anticipation at present is that Wonder Woman ascends to $75M next week. Currently, Wonder Woman‘s opening weekend is on par with the feature starts of such other big superhero properties as 2011’s Captain America: First Avenger ($65M) and Thor ($65.7M).


Also, opening weekend take isn't exactly the best indicator of whether a film under-performs (i.e. see Batman v. Superman - 166 million opening weekend but less than 900 million worldwide total).
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36061 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:51 pm to
The initial reports had it at $100 mill, they quickly changed them to $75 mill. Not sure who had jumped the gun, but the higher number was everywhere before everyone corrected.
Posted by BigAppleTiger
New York City
Member since Dec 2008
10386 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:51 pm to
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We really do, it's not like these movies are made in a vacuum. Every site has been scooping up whatever little trash tidbit comes up. WB somehow still doesn't know how to make a hype trailer for this.



No, you really don't.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:52 pm to
Wonder Tits is love it ain't about the movie.
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
7729 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:54 pm to
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No, you really don't.




I rest my case.

I come as a friend. Think of this as an intervention. Some of you have a problem and are in denial.

As treatment I recommend that you stare at those gifs I posted. The only way to come to terms with reality is to face it.
Posted by Freauxzen
Utah
Member since Feb 2006
37295 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 3:56 pm to
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.or crap on another dc film.


Eh, Superman is still seen as seminal film. Most people love Batman/Returns. And Nolan's trilogy is generally regarded as one of the great film trilogies.

Sure, Catwoman, Jonah Hex and Green Lantern got some heat, but are we really going to debate that? Superman Returns and Man of Steel both had fairly good responses. It's really only been BvS and SS recently...and again...even if some of it was exaggerated, it's not like a majority of the criticism was unfounded.
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Member since Oct 2014
45086 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:00 pm to
I just don't get why someone would want this film to fail?

Man of Steel was okay, BvS wasn't horrible IMO (I think it is railroaded for being the worst ever, when it isn't even close to that), but sure as he'll wasn't great by any measure. Suicide Squad sucked balls.

This is pretty much the only one that at least to me looks like it may be remotely decent. Dare I say, good?
Posted by Freauxzen
Utah
Member since Feb 2006
37295 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:02 pm to
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I just don't get why someone would want this film to fail?



Saying it will and wanting it to are two different things, and they get mixed up.
It's a comic book movie, there's almost no way this fails. Even bad word of mouth won't kill it.

It just may not be good, but that's the case for any movie. The pedigree for it is not good either.
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