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re: Will we ever see a really good TMNT movie?

Posted on 8/31/16 at 8:04 am to
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 8:04 am to
Nothing will ever top this...

Posted by ZacAttack
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 8:14 am to
The first one was a great film.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 9:32 am to
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The 90 movie was great. So great that parents groups had them tone down the violence in the second one. IIRC, the comics were much more like the first movie than any of the sequels.

Yeah the original comics were kinda dark. They dumbed it down for kids later. I think the first movie was a good mix of dark realism and humor.
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 9:38 am to
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just like Batman, Superman, X-Men, etc



But those are much smarter and better franchises. Ninja Turtles is just schlock. Entertaining schlock, but schlock nonetheless. You're never going to get a Dark Phoenix Saga, The Dark Knight Returns, or All Star Superman level of story from them. The material just isn't strong enough to support something like that.
This post was edited on 8/31/16 at 9:40 am
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 9:59 am to
Go back to the early Batman and Superman comics. Those were pretty cheesy and dumb. The whole concept of a nearly invincible alien, who just happens to look exactly like a human, protecting the Earth from other aliens and monsters while his main nemesis is an evil billionaire businessman is kind of dumb. Or how about a billionaire businessman who trained himself to be an elite fighter and genius detective and drives a jet engine powered car/tank around town while the police just stand back and let him handle the tough criminals. The idea of magic goo turning turtles and a rat into humanoid creatures that fight crime is no less dumb.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:06 am to
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I would love a non cheese, non cgi, badass and gritty version of TMNT.

Looking back as an adult, the 1990 movie was fairly dark and "gritty." Sure, it was cheesy, but that's what TMNT was all about though. But it was terribly dark for a "kids" movie IMO.

And it was pretty violent and "badass" as well, especially for the time (and again, for a kids movie).

Just look at the toned down shite throughout the second one as evidence of how cool the first one was. They used almost no weapons at all, and it was overly "silly" which was kinda the point. The second movie was basically like "Let's tone this shite down and just have fun with everything." And it's really entertaining too, just in a different way than the original one was.
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:09 am to
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The idea of magic goo turning turtles and a rat into humanoid creatures that fight crime is no less dumb.


I have to disagree. Superman is a strong man from another planet. There have been badass billionaires before. Yes they started off corny as hell, but there was more to work with than a bunch of teenage turtles who eat pizza and talk in 80s skateboard slang.

There's a reason why there aren't literal animals in the Justice League or the Avengers. If a frog happened to go into a nuclear reactor, became Frogman, and then joined with one of these groups, then we would all think they jumped the shark.
Posted by AUtigerNOLA
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Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:11 am to
The second one always made me want to get pizza. The opening scene with all that awesome looking NY style pizza....

Loved both.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:12 am to
If y'all haven't seen the documentary Turtle Power, I highly recommend.

Whole Genesis and story of the franchise.

It's free on YouTube

LINK
Posted by Josh Fenderman
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Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:15 am to
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There's a reason why there aren't literal animals in the Justice League

Yeah, instead it's just people that like to play dress up as animals
Posted by Smoke7024
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:54 am to
I bet I watched the first one atleast 300 times growing up and still watch it from time to time.
Posted by Boo Krewe
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 11:06 am to
the one that came out this summer was the closest to the cartoons. krang was good. the shellraiser was awesome. And had some good action. fox shouldnt be in it though.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 1:11 pm to
I do remember thinking the animated one from like 2007 was pretty good. Way better than I expected it to be.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 1:20 pm to
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A gritty, non-cheese movie of turtles who are exposed to toxic waste (along with a rat), grow to super size and intelligence, and are trained by the rat in martial arts?



So a live action movie that looks like it was created during Alan Moore's run on Swamp Thing?
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 1:21 pm to
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They are kids. How did you act when you were 14?



Thats a problem with them. Raphael and Leonardo act like they are 40.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 1:24 pm to
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There's a reason why there aren't literal animals in the Justice League or the Avengers. If a frog happened to go into a nuclear reactor, became Frogman, and then joined with one of these groups, then we would all think they jumped the shark.





Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 8/31/16 at 1:57 pm to
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will there ever be a healthy bacon double cheeseburger



There already is. Consider:

2 turkey burger patties
Bacon ( is not bad for you)
Avacodo
Red pepper garlic aioli
Whole grain bun


That's healthy as frick
This post was edited on 8/31/16 at 1:58 pm
Posted by saintsfan22
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 3:37 pm to
No cheese. Throw it out.
Posted by Jcorye1
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 3:44 pm to
I enjoyed the last two
Posted by jeff5891
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 4:29 pm to
White cheddar breh
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