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re: What's your favorite Seinfeld episode?
Posted on 7/28/15 at 3:50 pm to Tunasntigers92
Posted on 7/28/15 at 3:50 pm to Tunasntigers92
Puerto Rican Day.
Really put those people in their places.
Really put those people in their places.
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 4:21 pm to rondo
Impossible to pick just one...
quote:
JERRY: Hey, T-bone!
GEORGE: No. No T-bone.
JERRY: No T-bone?
KRAMER (from bathroom): Hey, is that T-bone?!
JERRY: No! There's no T-bone!
KRAMER: Well, why no T-bone?!
JERRY: Why no T-bone?
GEORGE: 'Cause Neil Watkins from accounting is T-bone!
quote:
GEORGE: You're sleepin' with the maid?
JERRY: Yes.
GEORGE: I've done that. Did you ever eat an ostrich burger?
JERRY: No.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 4:29 pm to Wild Thang
The ostrich burger line and "do you hate me 'cause my lazy eye?" are just perfection.
So subtle...yet so hilarious.
So subtle...yet so hilarious.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 4:34 pm to Tunasntigers92
Fusilli Jerry
quote:
That's my move! I stop shooort.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 4:42 pm to Tunasntigers92
hot tub
mon, it was not da snooze
mon, it was not da snooze
Posted on 7/28/15 at 4:49 pm to S
Tough to pick a favorite but the writing on these were spectacular.
Merv Griffin Show
The Marine Biologist
Junior Mint
Yada Yada Yada
The Contest
Merv Griffin Show
The Marine Biologist
Junior Mint
Yada Yada Yada
The Contest
Posted on 7/28/15 at 4:51 pm to Cdawg
Just finished rewatching the marine biologist.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 4:52 pm to Tunasntigers92
Festivus and the one where George is trying to get people to call him T-Bone 
"I'm a t-bone kind of guy"
"I'm a t-bone kind of guy"Posted on 7/28/15 at 5:38 pm to MontyFranklyn
The Bris
Posted on 7/28/15 at 5:54 pm to Tunasntigers92
Jerry: I don't understand. Do you have my reservation?
Rental Car Agent: We have your reservation, we just ran out of cars.
Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation.
Rental Car Agent: I think I know why we have reservations.
Jerry: I don't think you do. You see, you know how to *take* the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them.
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Rental Car Agent: Would you like to purchase the renter's insurance?
Jerry: Yeah, you better give me the insurance because I'm going to beat the HELL out of this thing.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 6:56 pm to charlieg14
That episode is on right now.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 7:35 pm to bnh
Pig man
Posted on 7/28/15 at 7:37 pm to Marciano1
quote:High on my list, mainly bc of the "unstoppable force" story.
The Chinese Restaurant
It defines what Seinfeld is all about....a show about nothing. Seriously, a 23 minute episode about three people waiting to be seated at a restaurant.
My top is probably "The Contest"
Close behind is "The Rye". Love the chicken, hen, and roster topic.
This post was edited on 7/28/15 at 7:40 pm
Posted on 8/6/15 at 5:49 pm to S
Bump because Frogger. And Merv was taken.
And
Renews hope someone might finally get it when I say "WHY seperate knob?!?" during a tech crisis.
And
quote:
Hot Tub
Renews hope someone might finally get it when I say "WHY seperate knob?!?" during a tech crisis.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 6:15 pm to Backinthe615
I enjoyed the Library. The Joe Friday routine is one of my favorites:
BOOKMAN: You took this book out in 1971.
JERRY: Yes, and I returned it in 1971.
BOOKMAN: Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries.
Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman
telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of
his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But
you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public
Library, fella.
JERRY: Look, Mr. Bookman. I--I returned that book. I remember it very
specifically.
BOOKMAN: You're a comedian, you make people laugh.
JERRY: I try.
BOOKMAN: You think this is all a big joke, don't you?
JERRY: No, I don't.
BOOKMAN: I saw you on T.V. once; I remembered your name--from my list. I looked
it up. Sure enough, it checked out. You think because you're a celebrity
that somehow the law doesn't apply to you, that you're above the law?
BOOKMAN: You took this book out in 1971.
JERRY: Yes, and I returned it in 1971.
BOOKMAN: Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries.
Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman
telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of
his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But
you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public
Library, fella.
JERRY: Look, Mr. Bookman. I--I returned that book. I remember it very
specifically.
BOOKMAN: You're a comedian, you make people laugh.
JERRY: I try.
BOOKMAN: You think this is all a big joke, don't you?
JERRY: No, I don't.
BOOKMAN: I saw you on T.V. once; I remembered your name--from my list. I looked
it up. Sure enough, it checked out. You think because you're a celebrity
that somehow the law doesn't apply to you, that you're above the law?
Posted on 8/6/15 at 7:07 pm to Tunasntigers92
"Hey.Our old friend George Costanza."
This post was edited on 8/6/15 at 7:13 pm
Posted on 8/6/15 at 7:21 pm to tidalmouse
Posted on 8/6/15 at 7:32 pm to Tunasntigers92
Like others have said, too many favorites. I'll throw out the Chicken Roaster because I don't think it's been mentioned yet.
quote:
Jerry Seinfeld: Hold it. Broccoli? Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.
Newman: I love broccoli. It's good for you.
Jerry Seinfeld: Really? Then maybe you'd like to have a piece.
[Jerry opens container. Newman takes a piece]
Newman: Gladly.
[Newman spits it out]
Newman: Vile weed!
quote:
Elaine: You look a little stressed.
Jerry: Oh I'm stressed!
Elaine: So Kramer what am I supposed to do? If I don't have that fur hat by four o'clock they're gonna take me down like Nixon.
Jerry: You know my friend Bob Sacamano?
Elaine: I thought he was Kramer's friend.
Jerry: Well, he called last night about 3 a.m. we got to talking, he sells Russian hats down at battery park, forty bucks.
Elaine: fourty bucks? Are they Sable?
Jerry: No, but the difference is unnoticeable.
Kramer: Oh yea, I like this idea.
Elaine: Alright, lets give it a shot, lets go.
Jerry: Giddee up!
quote:
George: And I got a date with the sales woman. She's got a little Marisa Tomei thing going on.
Jerry: Ah, too bad you got a little George Costanza thing going on.
George: I'm going out with her tomorrow, she said she had some errands to run.
Jerry: That's a date?
George: What's the difference? You know they way I work, I'm like a commercial jingle. First it's a little irritating, then you hear it a few times, you hum it in the shower, by the third date it's "By Mennen!".
Jerry: How do you make sure your gonna get to the third date?
George: If there's any doubt, I do a leave-behind keys, glove, scarf, I go back to her place to pick it up...date number three.
quote:
Jerry: Is someone there? Mr. Marbles?
quote:
[Elaine with Peterman in the jungle]
Elaine: Its the Urban Sombrero, I put it in the last catalog.
Peterman: The horror...the horror.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 7:39 pm to Tunasntigers92
The one that I'm watching at the time
Posted on 8/7/15 at 4:30 am to Captain Fantasy
quote:
Captain Fantasy
Jerry and Kramer are reversed on the Bob Sac story.
Just finished watching the episode where Mr Pit gets ink on his upper lip from Elaine and does his Fuhrer Heil
There are some really good ones listed ITT. Nearly impossible to pick a favorite. There are times where one is the best at that point.
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