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Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:01 pm to asurob1
You sound like a fat middle of the road loser.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:02 pm to asurob1
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Let me guess, you're a mid-30s housewife with a couple of under 10 year old kids in the house. Husband doesn't give you enough excitement during sex except the occasional 4 minutes in and out, because he is tired of looking at your stretch marks. You are too embarrassed to buy sex toys at the local porn shop never mind shopping online for them and the thought of masturbation makes you blush with embarrassment.
she's a 20-something BBW
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:05 pm to gatorprincess815
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You sound like a fat middle of the road loser.
No.
I actually take the time to make sure my wife has an active and varied sex life.
OF course, I was also smart enough to marry someone who recognizes absolute shite writing when she sees it.
And she isn't embarrassed to watch actual porn and fap herself into a frenzy if she is in the mood for it.
you should try it.
This post was edited on 1/21/15 at 11:06 pm
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:06 pm to CocoLoco
Watch "The Fall" instead. Good Brit mini series and the 50 shades stud plays the serial killer instead.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:10 pm to Overbrook
The fall rocks.
Season 2 looks damn good too.
Season 2 looks damn good too.
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:26 pm to CocoLoco
Any girl who finds the 'erotica' of 50 shades of Grey alluring is the same type who would be wowed by a pickup line like "Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven?"
Posted on 1/21/15 at 11:28 pm to REG861
Not true. I can like smut if I want.
Posted on 1/22/15 at 12:59 am to udtiger
I'm going to say 33%
Posted on 1/22/15 at 1:07 am to MasCervezas
Posted on 1/22/15 at 3:37 am to CocoLoco
The trailer makes it look Cruel Intentions 2 bad.
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:21 am to asurob1
asurob replied this to gatorprincess
gator princess replied back
asurob then said
if asurob has to tell a sports movie board ^^^^the above. he really is this guy.
quote:
Let me guess, you're a mid-30s housewife with a couple of under 10 year old kids in the house. Husband doesn't give you enough excitement during sex except the occasional 4 minutes in and out, because he is tired of looking at your stretch marks. You are too embarrassed to buy sex toys at the local porn shop never mind shopping online for them and the thought of masturbation makes you blush with embarrassment.
Twilight for housewives is too good of a title for this tripe.
Yeah, I have little doubt you are excited for this.
gator princess replied back
quote:
You sound like a fat middle of the road loser.
asurob then said
quote:
No.
I actually take the time to make sure my wife has an active and varied sex life.
OF course, I was also smart enough to marry someone who recognizes absolute shite writing when she sees it.
And she isn't embarrassed to watch actual porn and fap herself into a frenzy if she is in the mood for it.
you should try it.
if asurob has to tell a sports movie board ^^^^the above. he really is this guy.
This post was edited on 1/22/15 at 10:32 am
Posted on 1/22/15 at 1:03 pm to cajunangelle
This thread 
.
.Posted on 1/22/15 at 1:09 pm to CocoLoco
4%. It looks like a hammy red box exclusive.
Posted on 1/22/15 at 1:10 pm to gatorprincess815
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The books were no masterpiece, but they were fun as hell to read.
Really?
My SO read them too and the main girl sounded like a selfish, ignorant, brat who was impossible to like as a character. She had to force herself to finish the series b/c she hated that girl so much. She actually would get pissed at dumb shite like the girl calling her vagina her "sex".
This post was edited on 1/22/15 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 1/22/15 at 1:33 pm to cajunangelle
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if asurob has to tell a sports movie board ^^^^the above. he really is this guy.
Ah aren't you cute.
Now you are stalking me.
I love you too.
Posted on 1/22/15 at 2:17 pm to StarkRebel
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69%.....................................................cant believe I'm the first to post this
I can believe this. I have absolutely no difficulty believing this.
Posted on 1/22/15 at 3:24 pm to Dr RC
Ana could get annoying, but it wasn't all that bad. The worst part in the series for me was the first book when he removed her tampon.
Posted on 1/22/15 at 3:33 pm to gatorprincess815
Posted on 1/22/15 at 3:46 pm to gatorprincess815
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The worst part in the series for me was the first book when he removed her tampon.
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