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re: What Score Will 50 Shades of Grey Receive On Rotten Tomatoes?

Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:23 pm to
Posted by cajunangelle
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:23 pm to
Guys will say this but they will really like watching it.
Posted by Scoop
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:31 pm to
Trailer looks gawd awful.
Posted by Tactical1
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:38 pm to
There is a reason studios refer the January and February as "dump month".
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:39 pm to
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The books were no masterpiece, but they were fun as hell to read.

Still fun?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:41 pm to
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There is a reason studios refer the January and February as "dump month".

yes but to be fair, it is aimed at v-day
Posted by saintsfan22
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Member since May 2006
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:47 pm to
The straight to on-demand rip off with Charisma Carpenter will be better because it features her giant titties.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:52 pm to
I've already seen all the good parts of that. The sex scenes from 50 Shades will leak online too and I won't have to waste time watching the rest of the movie.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:05 pm to
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I've already seen all the good parts of that

I still kinda want to see TO's acting in it though.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:08 pm to
Can any 50 Shades fans give me a reason why this shouldn't be a porno produced for no more than say 5000 dollars? This really sounds like it makes Twilight look like Citizen Kane in comparison.
Posted by udtiger
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:40 pm to
They are quite glorious
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146683 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:50 pm to
Really. I have not seen it. I don't think it is smart to make it a valentine thing. This idea is about as stupid as the sex in the city crap movie with gaggles of women going.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108189 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:55 pm to
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Really. I have not seen it. I don't think it is smart to make it a valentine thing. This idea is about as stupid as the sex in the city crap movie with gaggles of women going.


I know you're thinking this as a rational straight male, but the thing you haven't thought about is that the men in Hollywood are monsters and wish to make men with shitty girlfriends suffer in Valentine's Day. A woman forcing me to see this may very well be a deal breaker.
Posted by Ivan The Terrible
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:59 pm to
It'll probably score low. But I have a feeling it won't be as bad as people think.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:59 pm to
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I know you're thinking this as a rational straight male,

batted 1/3
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:03 pm to
Hopefully a 0%.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18369 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:06 pm to
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Don't know but I wish the writer would put some more books out. That was a fun 2 or 3 weeks when my wife was reading the series.



Yeah I have no idea why I decided to get snobby about that book and talk my wife out of reading it.

All of her coworkers and friends were reading it and I gave her a neckbeard-esque rant about how shitty of a book it was.

Posted by Ivan The Terrible
Member since Jul 2013
144 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:14 pm to
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Hopefully a 0%.

Well we know where you stand.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 9:18 pm to


Do you really think I'm like most women?
Posted by gatorprincess815
Founder of Tim Tebow Fan Club.
Member since Jul 2009
18452 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:04 pm to
Just saw the new tv spot and omg so excited.
Posted by asurob1
On the edge of the galaxy
Member since May 2009
26971 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 10:58 pm to
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Just saw the new tv spot and omg so excited.


Let me guess, you're a mid-30s housewife with a couple of under 10 year old kids in the house. Husband doesn't give you enough excitement during sex except the occasional 4 minutes in and out, because he is tired of looking at your stretch marks. You are too embarrassed to buy sex toys at the local porn shop never mind shopping online for them and the thought of masturbation makes you blush with embarrassment.

Twilight for housewives is too good of a title for this tripe.

Yeah, I have little doubt you are excited for this.
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