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re: Twilight midnight premiere tonight

Posted on 11/18/11 at 9:02 am to
Posted by BobbyGoulet
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 11/18/11 at 9:02 am to
so my wife went at midnight and said there were women in bridesmaids dresses, b/c the girl was getting married or something?

wtf is wrong with these people?
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34524 posts
Posted on 11/18/11 at 9:05 am to
At the Eclipse showing, my wife and daughter went in pajamas.
Posted by WITNESS23
Member since Feb 2010
13724 posts
Posted on 11/18/11 at 9:23 am to
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so my wife went at midnight and said there were women in bridesmaids dresses, b/c the girl was getting married or something?

While that is awful, its just like people who dress up to see Harry Potter or Star Wars
Posted by TigerNutwhack
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
4136 posts
Posted on 11/18/11 at 11:09 am to
My wife and her friend are dragging me and the other husband to this tonight. But, my wife is driving so we are bringing whiskey and getting shite faced.

Also, the one good thing about a new Twilight movie is a new Rifftrax of said Twilight movie will be on it's way.
Posted by Blue Velvet
Apple butter toast is nice
Member since Nov 2009
20112 posts
Posted on 11/18/11 at 11:11 am to
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its just like people who dress up to see Harry Potter or Star Wars
These people are pedophiles too?
Posted by Rattlehead82
Florida
Member since Sep 2009
1917 posts
Posted on 11/18/11 at 11:33 am to
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Also, the one good thing about a new Twilight movie is a new Rifftrax of said Twilight movie will be on it's way.


The only way I'll sit through these movies. The Rifftrax are hilarious.

"...line..."

The two gay guys are fighting and the father runs out, "stop, my daughter isn't worth it!"
Posted by Sophandros
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Member since Feb 2005
45218 posts
Posted on 11/18/11 at 11:52 am to
Just saw that Jerry Sandusky is Team Jacob.
Posted by Superior Pariah
Member since Jun 2009
8457 posts
Posted on 11/18/11 at 12:45 pm to
It wasn't a horrible movie and it was surprisingly graphic. This an Eclipse are definitely better than the first two entries. But in any case I still feel like I need to watch Die Hard 57 times to wash the gay off me.
Posted by eleventy
inner city
Member since Jun 2011
2056 posts
Posted on 11/18/11 at 1:04 pm to
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There were disgusting and graphic parts in it! I almost hurled when she drank from the styrofoam cup. Then it got worse!
This post was edited on 11/18/11 at 1:05 pm
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
51150 posts
Posted on 11/18/11 at 1:08 pm to
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Just saw that Jerry Sandusky is Team Jacob.



where did you see that at
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47763 posts
Posted on 11/18/11 at 1:08 pm to
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it was surprisingly graphic


Good shot of the C-section?
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
51150 posts
Posted on 11/18/11 at 1:12 pm to
14 year old girls are watching this. Doesn't she get fricked so hard she has bruises then he uses his teeth to have a C-section.
Posted by eleventy
inner city
Member since Jun 2011
2056 posts
Posted on 11/18/11 at 1:19 pm to
Correct. It is quite the birth control device, however.
Posted by Superior Pariah
Member since Jun 2009
8457 posts
Posted on 11/18/11 at 1:25 pm to
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Doesn't she get fricked so hard she has bruises then he uses his teeth to have a C-section.


Yes to both. And she has to drink blood through a straw because the baby inside her is a vampuman hybrid. Lots of fricked up shite in this movie.
Posted by Cold Pizza
Member since Sep 2011
7639 posts
Posted on 11/18/11 at 1:28 pm to
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quote:

Doesn't she get fricked so hard she has bruises then he uses his teeth to have a C-section.

Yes to both. And she has to drink blood through a straw because the baby inside her is a vampuman hybrid. Lots of fricked up shite in this movie.


Posted by eleventy
inner city
Member since Jun 2011
2056 posts
Posted on 11/18/11 at 1:36 pm to
The baby is pissed because it wants to drink some blood in utero and she's just giving it smoothies and stuff. So she drinks some O negative to soothe the little beast. She likes it though, so that's cool.

It does not explain in the movie, I don't think, but a regular scalpel will not cut through the super vamp-placenta, so the daddy has to bite through it with his teeth.

Fricked up is a good description.

I did a lot of during the movie.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47763 posts
Posted on 11/18/11 at 1:51 pm to
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Lots of fricked up shite in this movie.


If they would have hired David Cronenberg to direct, it would have redeemed the entire series and redefined the horror genre.
Posted by Superior Pariah
Member since Jun 2009
8457 posts
Posted on 11/18/11 at 2:00 pm to
I think Cronenberg could have fit the series perfectly. He probably would have aimed the movies more towards intelligent adults and not tweens. The themes would have a darker tone to then and I guarantee he would have shown the C-section in all its disgusting glory.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47763 posts
Posted on 11/18/11 at 2:10 pm to
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The themes would have a darker tone to then and I guarantee he would have shown the C-section in all its disgusting glory.


I agree completely.

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Can you imagine what he would have done with the whole pedophelia/bestiality angle of the "Imprinting" deal with Jacob and the newborn?
Posted by TulaneTigerFan
Seattle
Member since Sep 2005
35856 posts
Posted on 11/18/11 at 2:12 pm to
I like how the baby is psychic and the werewolf falls in love with it. The author really went off the rails and ruined what could have been a fantastic final entry in the series.
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