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Twilight midnight premiere tonight

Posted on 11/17/11 at 5:24 pm
Posted by Superior Pariah
Member since Jun 2009
8457 posts
Posted on 11/17/11 at 5:24 pm
How many of you heterosexual males are going to be dragged to it by your girlfriends? I am but I'm fully expecting a blow job the following morning.
Posted by BayouBengal504
Member since Nov 2011
3851 posts
Posted on 11/17/11 at 5:25 pm to
wonder if there are subtle messages in it? like the south park episode
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
51150 posts
Posted on 11/17/11 at 5:26 pm to
If you're a male and like twilight, you're gay. I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the "you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chest hair" kind of way.



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This post was edited on 11/17/11 at 5:30 pm
Posted by Jwodie
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2009
7206 posts
Posted on 11/17/11 at 5:39 pm to
No.
Posted by TulaneTigerFan
Seattle
Member since Sep 2005
35856 posts
Posted on 11/17/11 at 5:41 pm to
I wanted to go, but am unable to attend due to a few important meetings tomorrow
Posted by Blue Velvet
Apple butter toast is nice
Member since Nov 2009
20112 posts
Posted on 11/17/11 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

Superior Pariah
All that respect I had for you just flew out the window. Put your foot down dammit.
Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
14416 posts
Posted on 11/17/11 at 5:47 pm to
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
36189 posts
Posted on 11/17/11 at 5:50 pm to
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
44788 posts
Posted on 11/17/11 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

midnight


That's way past my bedtime.
Posted by geauxlsu07
Adirondack Mountains
Member since Jan 2005
35794 posts
Posted on 11/17/11 at 6:04 pm to
they have a 8:00 pm show show here in NY...my wife and a gaggle of her friends are going (with special guests) and I get the house all to myself for Thursday Night Football
Posted by BobbyGoulet
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
3703 posts
Posted on 11/17/11 at 9:14 pm to
it blows my mind how a straight man would allow himself to be forced to attend a midnight showing of this crap. no bj, hj, fj, or zj would be worth it
Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
14416 posts
Posted on 11/17/11 at 9:17 pm to
quote:

I am but I'm fully expecting a blow job the following morning.



It should be a blumpkin or no dice for sitting through that abortion
Posted by WeBleedCrimson
Member since Mar 2008
21708 posts
Posted on 11/17/11 at 9:17 pm to
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49309 posts
Posted on 11/17/11 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

blows my mind how a straight man would allow himself to be forced to attend a midnight showing of this crap. no bj, hj, fj, or zj would be worth it

What in God's name is a ZJ?
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
59160 posts
Posted on 11/17/11 at 9:59 pm to
I by no means would do this, but I do remember standing in line for a god awful long while to be the 1st in line to see Episode 4 when it was released in '97. I was a freshman in college. But I did have a pretty hot date that I talked into coming along.
Posted by JJ27
Member since Sep 2004
60392 posts
Posted on 11/17/11 at 10:13 pm to
quote:

What in God's name is a ZJ?



If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34492 posts
Posted on 11/17/11 at 11:09 pm to
Wife and daughter are going. They were both yawning by 10. I'm not sure what the point is. I'm gettin' some we she gets back though.
Posted by ATLwreck
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
5555 posts
Posted on 11/17/11 at 11:11 pm to
I drove by the theater near my house around 11 and there were people lined up all around the place
Posted by Superior Pariah
Member since Jun 2009
8457 posts
Posted on 11/17/11 at 11:50 pm to
In. If you like high school pussy then this is paradise. This is the gayest I've felt in awhile
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
51150 posts
Posted on 11/18/11 at 8:11 am to
these stupid counts can't quit talking about twilight this morning at work.
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