re: Survivor San Juan del Sur season long thread

I like blindside faces

Natalie is so dumb, she could have let Jon get voted out 2 tribals ago.

And why not just target Jaclyn once Jon wins immunity?

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I'm not sure why Natalie decided all hope was lost when Jon won immunity. If she was going to go against him and get things stirred up, it would have made more sense to vote jaclyn out. Stupid move.

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I too was curious why they didn't go after Jaclyn after Jon won immunity. It seemed like a logical move.

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i hate everyone left on this season besides Keith.

John is the biggest beta bitch i have ever seen in my life. I was yelling at my tv last night. i felt like i needed to slap my woman into line just to overcompensate for his bitchness.

Jacqueline and her bitchy apple bottom, hairy armpit having self can diaf. really??? you are gonna have your period and get all pissy at jon and not talk to him all day on national tv? she is a huge count, IWHI though

Missy is the worst on the show. during the "next time on..." when it shows her hit her head, i mentioned to the mrs that i hope she fractured her skull and dies. she sucks at the game and im glad that all those men left her (and i can see why)

Baylor has not played the game at all. if she does make it to the end, how does she defend herself? "well, i just did everything my mom told me to do".... IWHI though.

Natalie is the only one who is really playing the game of the women left. she will get kicked off in two weeks though (rip keith).

i wanted either of the gays to win, but now that reed is gone... come on keith!!!

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I agree with 100% of this. If Keith isn't in the final 3, I won't even bother watching the final, because I can't stand the rest of them.

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Jacqueline and her bitchy apple bottom, hairy armpit having self can diaf. really??? you are gonna have your period and get all pissy at jon and not talk to him all day on national tv? she is a huge count, IWHI though

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MKRH. Born without a uterus, she can only figuratively "have a period", and her vag is a question mark.

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If you make the move, the move actually has to do something

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Yeah she essentially flipped on her alliance but didn't take any of them out, so now she's put herself at the bottom and she lost a potential ally

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but I think Missy is so far up John's butt it won't matter.

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I think it's the other way around honestly. I don't like Missy but I think she's played a great game so far.

My rankings of the players left:

1. Keith - seems like a good dude, wins immunities, stays out of the fray.

2. Jaclyn - If she didn't have Jon around, I think she'd be dominating the social aspect of this game. Her intuition has been spot on several times, but Jon is too thick headed to see her side of things.

3. Jon - This is by default as I really don't like Missy, Baylor, or Natalie. He's played the game pretty ruthlessly, and I don't think he's as dumb as they portray him to be. I also don't think he's that beta. I actually think he's a bit mysoginistic.

4. Baylor - She's the most likeable between her, Missy, and Natalie but that's not saying much. Reed was spot on by calling her a brat.

5. Missy - Just terrible all the way around. Why Jon and Jaclyn hooked their wagon to this trainwreck of a woman I have no idea. But it will probably pay off for them.

6. Natalie - My hatred for her goes back to Amazing Race when her and her sister saw another team drop money and instead of giving it back to that team, they pocketed it. Deplorable human being and it pisses me off she's made it this far. I'm glad Jon won immunity so her plan backfired, and she doubled down on her stupidity by switching her vote to Alec. She's gone next week unless she wins immunity.

The difference in quality of the contestants on the jury vs. still in the game is pretty amazing right now. Outside of Keith, no one good is really left in the game.

Keith talks a lot but doesn't really do anything strategically. He single-handedly screwed up the plan to get Jon out, because well, he's just that dumb. And it's really sad that he's the only one left I want to win.

I think we see both idols next week. Jon has to be feeling the burn, and Natalie is going to be super paranoid when Baylor and Keith turn on her.

Nah. He asks the right questions and people hang themselves. Some of the best players ever were the ones who knew how to keep up with Jeff and not play from behind.