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Posted on 5/18/15 at 10:51 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
Threats: People find out and on the Youtube death video, we get flamed in the comment section.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 10:53 am to supatigah
quote:
somewhere on the internets there will be a full listing of the LET BLAINE DIE SWOT
Well, here it is: LINK
quote:
Strengths
- Blaine severs jugular bleeds to death last thought is realizing math is wrong
- Fulfilling "What would Satan do?"
- Sense of accomplishment
- Impress hot Satanist chicks by boasting about Blaine's Death (Gilfoyle only)
- After hitting building, flat bill of cap might actually bend
- As a giant douche Blaine tormented forever in hell
- Blaine is no longer alive
- Ugly can car blood soaked and totaled
- Saves assholes from making mistakes in math
- Blaine is dead
- Death captured in high resolution slow motion holds up on repeated viewings
- One less guy named Blaine
- Web traffic goes viral
- Blaine shits pants from fear pants discovered upon death
- A dead Blaine is a Blaine that can't reproduce
- Blaine's last moment is realizing face is gone
Weaknesses
- Blaine's blood has AIDS and gets on kids
- Gina marries Blaine in hospital out of grief
- Blaine dies super fast
- People wear t-shirts with Blaine's face on them
- Building is structurally damaged
- Gina kills self out of grief
- Blaine's funeral televised preempts Star Trek TNG marathon
- Gina enters convent out of grief
- Gina can't have sex due to "Bummer Vibe" of funeral
- Blaine dies slow but we can't see because only family allowed at hospital
- Unfortunate window washer must clean blood off building
Opportunities
- Dishonor Blaine's remains by putting dumb hat on body dragging it behind car
- Birds get to eat pieces of Blaine
- Ejaculation
- Urinating on Blaine's grave
- Take his wallet and shoes if not too bloody
- Masturbating on Blaine's grave
- Banging blindfolded Gina on Blaine's Grave
- Carbon footprint reduced by one Blaine
- We get to enjoy being superior
- Gina needs consoling
- Defecating on Blaine's grave
- Digging up Blaine's grave, dishonoring remains again
- Death leads to regulations in stunt industry - lives saved
- frick Gina
- Grief threesome with Gina and Blaine's hot mom?
- Blaine's organs harvested for hot girls with cancer who then gratitude frick us
Threats
- Vengeful Blaine supporters accuse us of criminal negligence
- We can only watch him die once
- People find out and on youtube death video we get flamed in the comments section
- After this nothing is ever as much fun again
- Guilt (Dinesh only)
- Over time, Gina becomes more clingy and less hot
- Philz Coffee closes for a day to honor Blaine's memory
- Investigation and trial sets back Pied Piper build
This post was edited on 5/18/15 at 10:54 am
Posted on 5/18/15 at 10:56 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
Love this show. Every time an episode ends I'm sad and want more.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 11:11 am to Mr. Wayne
quote:
What happened to Gilfoy's girlfriend?
Is she the busty chick from the AT&T commercials?
Posted on 5/18/15 at 11:18 am to OMLandshark
quote:Oh my God, you are a gentleman and a scholar.
Well, here it is: LINK
This is glorious.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 11:45 am to supatigah
I think last nite was my favorite episode, I was laughing my arse off at the SWOT board
Jared cracks me up more than any of them...trying to get the 2 chicks to be friends, the wine, the hidden SWOT board, he kills me
Jared cracks me up more than any of them...trying to get the 2 chicks to be friends, the wine, the hidden SWOT board, he kills me
Posted on 5/18/15 at 12:17 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
Opportunities
- Dishonor Blaine's remains by putting dumb hat on body dragging it behind car
- Birds get to eat pieces of Blaine
- Ejaculation
- Urinating on Blaine's grave
- Take his wallet and shoes if not too bloody
- Masturbating on Blaine's grave
- Banging blindfolded Gina on Blaine's Grave
- Carbon footprint reduced by one Blaine
- We get to enjoy being superior
- Gina needs consoling
- Defecating on Blaine's grave
- Digging up Blaine's grave, dishonoring remains again
- Death leads to regulations in stunt industry - lives saved
- frick Gina
- Grief threesome with Gina and Blaine's hot mom?
- Blaine's organs harvested for hot girls with cancer who then gratitude frick us
Posted on 5/18/15 at 12:22 pm to dawgfan24348
I <3 this show so much
Posted on 5/18/15 at 12:23 pm to Uncle Stu
quote:
I was laughing my arse off at the SWOT board
When dude walked into the room I absolutely lost it. "You should leave. Quickly"
Posted on 5/18/15 at 1:04 pm to Uncle Stu
Posted on 5/18/15 at 1:07 pm to Uncle Stu
quote:
Jared cracks me up more than any of them
In hindsight, he's clearly the "glue" that holds the team together. He's sincerely devoted to the business (as is, strangely enough, Erlich) - enought to do whatever is necessary to make it work.
He's the anti-Bag Head - Bag Head was part of the original team, contributed little to nothing and was foolishly bought off by Gavin to continue to do little or nothing for increasing pay (a subtle dig at the "fail upwards" corporate phenomenon) - effectively, Hooli traded Jared for Bag Head and was much worse for the trade.
This post was edited on 5/18/15 at 1:08 pm
Posted on 5/18/15 at 1:11 pm to Uncle Stu
My favorite thing about the swot board (and Jared altogether) is that everyone thinks it's a stupid idea and by the end of the episode everyone is using Jared's idea (in this case the SWOT board) to help them make decisions. It's hysterical how he gets the guys to do exactly what he wants, without realizing what he is doing.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 1:11 pm to OMLandshark
quote:best one on the board
Threats: People find out and on the Youtube death video, we get flamed in the comment section.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 9:45 pm to Fearthehat0307
"You tore double a-hole a third a-hole! Triple A!"
Posted on 5/18/15 at 10:22 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
- After hitting building, flat bill of cap might actually bend
this would be my avatar if I had a screen of this card.
I need to start watching Veep before SV. Not that Veep is bad, just the SV bar is set so high, any show after it seems less funny.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 10:59 pm to 12
quote:
Blaine's blood has AIDS and gets on kids.
Posted on 5/19/15 at 8:52 am to dawgfan24348
Finally watched the last episode and it has to be one of the best in the series. I laughed the entire time. This deserves an Emmy nod, nothing on tv is funnier.
Posted on 5/19/15 at 10:13 am to Snatchy
quote:
Finally watched the last episode and it has to be one of the best in the series. I laughed the entire time. This deserves an Emmy nod, nothing on tv is funnier.
Without a doubt.
"Apple Maps Bad".
LMAO.
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