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re: Seifeld S2 E6 "The Chinese Restaurant"
Posted on 4/10/15 at 4:11 pm to WG_Dawg
Posted on 4/10/15 at 4:11 pm to WG_Dawg
quote:
interesting take, since those are both bottle episodes. I consider myself a seinfeld fanatic and those are both a little subpar, in my personal opinion.
I've seen every Seinfeld and I'm a fanatic as well. I liked those episodes. Nothing wrong with the earlier episodes IMO. A lot of the later stuff was too over the top for my tastes but others loved it. There's nothing wrong with that. It's simply preference.
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Posted on 4/10/15 at 4:51 pm to tigerfan in bamaland
quote:
"After he heckled Toby, she got so upset she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky-toe."
"That's unbelievable!"
"Yeah, then after the ambulance left, I found the toe. So, I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice and took off for the hospital."
"You ran?"
"No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, 'I got a toe here buddy. Step on it!'"
"Holy cow!"
"Yeah yeah, then all of a sudden this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay's gonna cost her her pinky-toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, 'Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?' I says, 'Well, I got a little prize for you, buddy.' Pwaa! Pwaa! Keeyah! Knocked him out cold!"
"How could you do that?"
"Yeah, then everybody is screaming because the driver, he's passed out because of all the commotion. The bus is out of control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel... Now I'm driving the bus!"
"You're Batman."
"Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So, I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door with my foot at the next stop."
"You kept making all the stops?"
"Well, people kept ringing the bell!"
"What about the toe? What happened to the toe?"
"Well, I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place at the end of the line."
"You did all this for a pinky-toe?"
"Well, it's a valuable appendage."
Posted on 4/10/15 at 5:37 pm to Team Vote
Good one on now, library episode with Mr. Bookman
Posted on 4/10/15 at 5:55 pm to HeadChange
quote:
Good one on now, library episode with Mr. Bookman
Hard to choose but Bookman is one of my favorites
"Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well, that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before -- flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking... Why's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me.... Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. What about that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn't he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld... Maybe that's how you get your kicks... You and your goodtime buddies... I've got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is over."
Posted on 4/10/15 at 5:58 pm to tigerfan in bamaland
The whole Pilot story arc killed.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 6:08 pm to BamaSaint
That rant is so awesome. And Jerry trying to keep a straight face during it is funny too 
Posted on 4/10/15 at 6:33 pm to Jim Rockford
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The whole Pilot story arc killed.
George: Thirteen thousand?
Jerry: Thirteen thousand.
George: a piece?
Jerry: No, for both!
George: That's insulting! Ted Danson makes eight hundred thousand dollars an episode.
Jerry: Oh, would you stop with the Ted Danson?
George: Well, he does.
Jerry: You're nuts!
George: I'm sorry. I can't live knowing Ted Danson makes that much more than me. Who is he?
Jerry: He's somebody.
George: What about me?
Jerry: You're nobody.
George: Why him? Why not me?
Jerry: He's good, you're not.
George: I'm better than him.
Jerry: You're worse, much much worse
My favorite back and forth in the entire series.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 8:20 pm to BamaSaint
71? Bad year for libraries.
Here's another from 'The Note':
George: I think it moved.
Jerry: Moved?
George: It may have moved, I don't know.
Jerry: I'm sure it didn't move.
George: It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it.
Jerry: Maybe it just wanted to change positions? You know, shift to the other
side.
George: No, no. It wasn't a shift, I've shifted, this was a move.
Jerry: Okay, so what if it moved?
George: That's the sign! The test; if a man makes it move.
Jerry: That's not the test. Contact is the test, if it moves as a result of
contact.
George: You think it's contact? It has to be touched?
Jerry: That's what a gym teacher once told me.
Here's another from 'The Note':
George: I think it moved.
Jerry: Moved?
George: It may have moved, I don't know.
Jerry: I'm sure it didn't move.
George: It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it.
Jerry: Maybe it just wanted to change positions? You know, shift to the other
side.
George: No, no. It wasn't a shift, I've shifted, this was a move.
Jerry: Okay, so what if it moved?
George: That's the sign! The test; if a man makes it move.
Jerry: That's not the test. Contact is the test, if it moves as a result of
contact.
George: You think it's contact? It has to be touched?
Jerry: That's what a gym teacher once told me.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 8:32 pm to tigerfan in bamaland
The Chinese Restaurant episode defines what Seinfeld is all about....a show about nothing.
I mean, the entire episode is the three of them just waiting to be seated and talking casually. The Parking Garage is another good example.
I mean, the entire episode is the three of them just waiting to be seated and talking casually. The Parking Garage is another good example.
Posted on 4/10/15 at 8:54 pm to Marciano1
What's the name of the backwards episode ?
Posted on 4/10/15 at 11:49 pm to Fusaichi Pegasus
quote:
What's the name of the backwards episode ?
"The Betrayal"
Posted on 4/10/15 at 11:54 pm to bnh
Was watching today and never realized their were two different Mr. Littman's , Elaine's boss. I knew their were two Jerry's Dads.
Posted on 4/11/15 at 1:18 am to tigerfan in bamaland
One of my favorite episodes, also from season 2, jerry and George meet Elaine's dad. The whole interaction between the three of them is great.
Apparently the actor who played Elaine's father was so crazy he stole a butchers knife from the set and when confronted tried to play it off as a joke by reenacting the knife scene from the movie Psycho. When the cast or crew would act out Larry David would threaten to invite him back.
Apparently the actor who played Elaine's father was so crazy he stole a butchers knife from the set and when confronted tried to play it off as a joke by reenacting the knife scene from the movie Psycho. When the cast or crew would act out Larry David would threaten to invite him back.
Posted on 4/11/15 at 1:51 am to RedFoxx
So of my favorite episodes are the one where Kramer has living will/tennis pro, and the episode with the Risk game.
JFK's golf clubs episode is pretty great as well.
JFK's golf clubs episode is pretty great as well.
Posted on 4/11/15 at 7:41 am to tigerfan in bamaland
I always loved the one where everyone thinks Kramer is mentally disabled. And the show ends with him singing with Mel Torme. I believe that also the Jimmy episode. Hard to pick just one the Seinfeld was so great.
This post was edited on 4/11/15 at 7:43 am
Posted on 4/13/15 at 4:30 pm to theantiquetiger
Ukraine is WEAK!
LOL
brain vs penis hilarious
LOL
brain vs penis hilarious
Posted on 4/13/15 at 7:54 pm to tigerfan in bamaland
Really liked The Chinese Restaurant and many others.
Others I enjoy:
The Dealership
GEORGE: Come on! Jump!
GEORGE: I’m starving! I can feel my stomach sucking up against my spine.
The Heart Attack
"I'm an eggplant! I'm an eggplant!"
The Watch
Elaine and Kramer preparing to call Dr. Reston
ELAINE: Okay, so he just wants to talk to you. I couldn't talk him out of it. So you just tell him that you're my boyfriend and that we're in love, okay. Can you do that?
KRAMER: Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm your boyfriend.
ELAINE: Okay.
KRAMER: Have we been intimate?
ELAINE: Yeah. Yeah, we've been intimate.
KRAMER: Alright, how often do we do it?
ELAINE: Kramer, how is that important? Honestly, do you really think he's gonna ask you that?
KRAMER: Elaine, he's a psychiatrist. They're interested in stuff like that.
ELAINE: Alright, alright. We do it, uh... (thinks) five times a week, okay?
KRAMER: (suggestive) Oooh, baby. (smiles)
ELAINE: Oh, man. Alright, listen. Just tell me something, what are you gonna say?
KRAMER: I know what I'm gonna say.
ELAINE: No, no, but I would like to hear it.
KRAMER: No, no. I don't wanna say it out loud. Kills the spontaneity. You know, Gleason, he never rehearsed.
Others I enjoy:
The Dealership
GEORGE: Come on! Jump!
GEORGE: I’m starving! I can feel my stomach sucking up against my spine.
The Heart Attack
"I'm an eggplant! I'm an eggplant!"
The Watch
Elaine and Kramer preparing to call Dr. Reston
ELAINE: Okay, so he just wants to talk to you. I couldn't talk him out of it. So you just tell him that you're my boyfriend and that we're in love, okay. Can you do that?
KRAMER: Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm your boyfriend.
ELAINE: Okay.
KRAMER: Have we been intimate?
ELAINE: Yeah. Yeah, we've been intimate.
KRAMER: Alright, how often do we do it?
ELAINE: Kramer, how is that important? Honestly, do you really think he's gonna ask you that?
KRAMER: Elaine, he's a psychiatrist. They're interested in stuff like that.
ELAINE: Alright, alright. We do it, uh... (thinks) five times a week, okay?
KRAMER: (suggestive) Oooh, baby. (smiles)
ELAINE: Oh, man. Alright, listen. Just tell me something, what are you gonna say?
KRAMER: I know what I'm gonna say.
ELAINE: No, no, but I would like to hear it.
KRAMER: No, no. I don't wanna say it out loud. Kills the spontaneity. You know, Gleason, he never rehearsed.
Posted on 4/13/15 at 8:29 pm to tigerfan in bamaland
Posted on 4/13/15 at 8:40 pm to Chunkdog
George is gettin upset!
Posted on 4/13/15 at 9:09 pm to tigerfan in bamaland
It's a jelly candy, comes in five favors.
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