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re: "One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor"

Posted on 3/28/13 at 1:47 am to
Posted by Macintosh504
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
52614 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 1:47 am to
-"what did he take?"

-"MY PRECIOUSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
49517 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 1:56 am to
quote:

"Tim, Tim Benzedrine!
Hash! Boo! Valvoline!
Clean! Clean! Clean for Gene!
First, second, neutral, park,
Hie thee hence, you leafy narc!
Posted by Crumble
Planet LSU
Member since Jan 2006
2264 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 3:50 am to


Fell deeds awake!
Now for wrath!
Now for ruin!
And a red dawn!

Forth Eolingas!!

Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14420 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 3:56 am to
"Wha..what are you???"






"I'm Batman"
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
18618 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 3:57 am to
"This is a PINT!"
Posted by swagsurfin7
Founder of the Alex Morgan Fan Club
Member since Dec 2009
6993 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 6:32 am to
"Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf.."


"How about side by side with a friend?"

Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150754 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 7:18 am to
quote:

Meat's back on the menu boys!

May be my least favorite part of the entire series. It's like they made the orcs and urukhai these magical beasts bred from the pits of Isengard, but in that one scene with the above quote, they turn them all into fratty bro's. That always annoyed me.
Posted by shifty94
San Antonio, TX
Member since Oct 2010
2841 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 7:19 am to
Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises!
Posted by swagsurfin7
Founder of the Alex Morgan Fan Club
Member since Dec 2009
6993 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 7:21 am to
That speech before the battle is so epic!
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 7:22 am to
One day our path shall lead us there. And the tower guards will take up the call: The Lords of Gondor have returned.
This post was edited on 3/28/13 at 7:29 am
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150754 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 7:27 am to
Also, who can forget mo naked hoes:




And I really like Aragorn's "not on this day" speech at the end of the third one.
Posted by Sublime
The Rocky Mountains
Member since Aug 2009
593 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 8:16 am to
"Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormcrow?"
"A just question, my liege. Late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to appear. "Lathspell" I name him. Ill news is an ill guest."
Posted by White Shadeaux
In the nicest parts of hell
Member since Jan 2006
24114 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 8:26 am to
quote:

May be my least favorite part of the entire series. It's like they made the orcs and urukhai these magical beasts bred from the pits of Isengard, but in that one scene with the above quote, they turn them all into fratty bro's. That always annoyed me.


That actually was truer to the spirit of the orcs in the books. A lot of orc dialogue was fairly fratty.
But, not my favorite line either.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34476 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 8:36 am to
What new devilry is this?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108446 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 8:44 am to
"Right, where will we be going?"
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22168 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 8:44 am to
Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop 'til nightfall.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You've already had it.
Pippin: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
[Aragorn turns and walks off in disgust]
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108446 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 8:51 am to
"A new power is rising! Its victory is at hand!"
This post was edited on 3/28/13 at 8:53 am
Posted by Waffle House
NYC
Member since Aug 2008
3945 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 8:53 am to
PO-TA-TOES!!!!
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108446 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 8:56 am to
One Ring to Rule Them All, One Ring to Find Them, One Ring to Bring Them All and in the Darkness Bind Them
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108446 posts
Posted on 3/28/13 at 8:59 am to
quote:

That speech before the battle is so epic!


Honestly, Lord of the Rings has a lot of them. Aragorn's, Theoden has 2 great ones, and Sam's Speech at the end of TT. Out of the top 25 speeches ever, 4 of them probably come from LotR.
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