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re: Noah is the most grossly underrated movie on IMDB
Posted on 4/21/15 at 8:52 pm to Rex
Posted on 4/21/15 at 8:52 pm to Rex
quote:Yep, still looked way out of place and awful.
Really? What about talking snakes? Would that have been weird? Or how about sticks turning into snakes? How about that? Or how about people 30 feet tall?
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Posted on 4/21/15 at 8:55 pm to abellsujr
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It didn't fit the second half of the movie at all.
???? They performed their duty that allowed Noah's family to get on the boat.
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It looked like shite on screen.
As I've said, I actually thought them better-rendered and more appropriately incorporated into the story than those awful sharp-edged ill-designed robots in Interstellar.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 8:56 pm to abellsujr
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Yep, still looked way out of place and awful.
Then stay away from the Bible, Lord of the Rings, and Game of Thrones, I guess.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 9:01 pm to Rex
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Then stay away from the Bible, Lord of the Rings, and Game of Thrones, I guess.
Cause Noah is in the same league.
This is where creatures like that fit in.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 9:01 pm to Rex
Love Lord of the Rings. The characters put on screen in Lord of the Rings are may more interesting and compelling to me. Like I said, I enjoyed the second half of Noah. I like the concept of faith and how far someone will go, but throwing Lord of the Rings in with this is kind of like putting Star Wars in with Dune.
This post was edited on 4/21/15 at 9:02 pm
Posted on 4/21/15 at 9:07 pm to abellsujr
I get it... you don't like the Bible infected with rock monsters even though it has giants and talking snakes... because unlike Lord of the Rings it's not fantasy.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 9:09 pm to Rex
It's like you didn't even read my post. 
You are trolling hard my friend.
You are trolling hard my friend. Posted on 4/21/15 at 9:12 pm to abellsujr
I did read your post. Either my explanation is correct or your like for one and distaste for the other is completely arbitrary. I guess it's your right to be arbitrary, but I was hoping for more substantive argumentation.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 9:16 pm to Rex
I completely get what you're saying. If we like Star Wars, we must like all sci fi movies set in space. Gotcha.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 9:42 pm to Rex
I thought it was good.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 10:03 pm to Tactical1
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I thought it was good.
It's like the clouds have suddenly parted in here!
Posted on 4/21/15 at 10:05 pm to Rex
at this dumb thread. That movie was completely awful.Posted on 4/21/15 at 10:08 pm to lsusportsman2
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at this dumb thread. That movie was completely awful.
No, just your opinion.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 10:48 pm to Rex
Dementia and booze are not a good mix kids.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 11:01 pm to Rex
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It's rated low for religious reasons, obviously. People went in expecting some account glorifying the Bible and got something different. Unfair to call it "Noah" is one repeated criticism I see.
Or the fact that the movie is hot garbage. I'm embarrassed for you that you liked and are defending it.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 11:28 pm to DukeSilver
It's a shite movie. Wouldn't help if you called it Zorgon and placed it on another planet, it's still a shite movie.
Hide behind "the Christians don't understand" all that you want, it's still a shite movie.
Hide behind "the Christians don't understand" all that you want, it's still a shite movie.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 11:30 pm to Rex
Posted on 4/22/15 at 12:47 am to Rex
Not just my opinion, literally everyone's opinion. Quit trying to defend yourself and admit that you like movies that are hot garbage. We won't judge you for that.
Posted on 4/22/15 at 12:54 am to Fewer Kilometers
What's really funny is the parade of people here calling it a bad movie without anyone offering some reason why.
I can't fault the story. I can't fault the acting. I can't fault the cinematography. I can't fault the direction. I can't fault the CGI. And apparently you can't either or you probably would have done so.
My favorite part of the movie, by the way, was Noah's telling of the creation story... the imagery in that snippet was astounding. Much of the production was beautiful.
You call what I've done here "hiding"?
I can't fault the story. I can't fault the acting. I can't fault the cinematography. I can't fault the direction. I can't fault the CGI. And apparently you can't either or you probably would have done so.
My favorite part of the movie, by the way, was Noah's telling of the creation story... the imagery in that snippet was astounding. Much of the production was beautiful.
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Hide behind "the Christians don't understand" all that you want,
You call what I've done here "hiding"?
Posted on 4/22/15 at 12:57 am to lsusportsman2
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Not just my opinion, literally everyone's opinion.
Wrong. Of the people who bothered to write reviews on IMDB many are glowing, which tells me that its low average score is from offended people who can't form any bit of coherent criticism.
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