re: Movies that have no right to be as good/entertaining as they are

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Jo winced as the wind whipped along the embankment. As her vision came to focus she spotted a black and white object from the corner of her eye. "We got cows" Dr. Reeves blasted into her cellular telephone. " It was a dairy cow." Jo thought. "At least 1,200 lbs. by the looks of it and taking flight as if headed to Oz with a one way Southwest ticket and no bags checked."

amazing.

"Another cow," observed Jo as she noted a similar bovine sailing past the windshield, seemingly as weightless as a feather on the breeze.

"Actually, I think it was the same one," remarked Bill grimly, as if it made a nickel's worth of fricking difference.

This guy is a fricking moron, now I remember why I divorced him, thought Jo to herself as she silently said a prayer of thanks.

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Balls of Fury

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Evolution

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