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re: Major Payne
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:20 pm to The Dude Abides
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:20 pm to The Dude Abides
quote:
Major Payne
I had forgotten how funny this movie was. A coworker mentioned it this morning and i've been sitting here watching clips for an hour
Major Payne is so fricking great. It's extraordinarily quotable.
And Hillary Banks was looking fine as hell.
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Posted on 8/26/15 at 3:40 pm to boxcarbarney
quote:
Slip? The only thing Charlie care about is slip your throat.
My favorite
Also good:
"I guess no one is responsible for this blood on my lip! I guess I just had that one a comin."
Had that one a comin
"1! Don't you feel dumb! 2! Look at you! 3! Don't you ever talk about me behind my back again or else I'll stomp you in the Ground!!!"
This post was edited on 8/26/15 at 3:44 pm
Posted on 8/26/15 at 4:05 pm to Breadstick Gun
Posted on 8/26/15 at 4:41 pm to The Dude Abides
General you can't kill us all!!
Major Payne- nope but I can clean your clolln out quicker than one of those burritos with extra guacamole sauce!
Ohhh
Major Payne- nope but I can clean your clolln out quicker than one of those burritos with extra guacamole sauce!
Ohhh
Posted on 8/26/15 at 4:45 pm to The Dude Abides
It's gotta be somebody need some killin!
You nasty little worm... Go change your huggy, you wont get no sympathy from me
If you don't get your fat body over that rope I'm gonna hang you with it
You nasty little worm... Go change your huggy, you wont get no sympathy from me
If you don't get your fat body over that rope I'm gonna hang you with it
Posted on 8/26/15 at 5:06 pm to Pdoughty
My little patch of brussel sprouts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 5:11 pm to Pdoughty
quote:
Pdoughty
I love that a Major Payne thread made you decide to stop lurking and post.
Welcome
Posted on 8/26/15 at 5:20 pm to The Dude Abides
you know what I heard?
I heard your mama's so fat she plays pool with the planets.
I heard your mama's so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Posted on 8/26/15 at 5:23 pm to Pdoughty
quote:Sorry, Major. There's nobody left. You've killed them all.
It's gotta be somebody need some killin!
This post was edited on 8/26/15 at 5:27 pm
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:45 pm to abellsujr
Any man that'd leave you outta be monkey-stomped and have his brains mailed back to his mother
also eating the rotisserie style rat and the cupcake
also eating the rotisserie style rat and the cupcake
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:55 pm to jamsmiley
loved when the substitute teachers would play this in class
Posted on 8/26/15 at 7:08 pm to saintsfan92612
"I was hungry. Hungry for blood. Hell, I was just plain ol' hungry."
Posted on 8/26/15 at 7:33 pm to jamsmiley
Most intense cupcake eating scene of all tine
Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:04 pm to wildtigercat93
This was definitely one I watched over and over.
Fee fi fo fum. What been stalk you fall from?
Ohhh chiiiiildren...
And the best Heathcoath line.. What happened to the other dress? This ones prettier.. Shut up!
Fee fi fo fum. What been stalk you fall from?
Ohhh chiiiiildren...
And the best Heathcoath line.. What happened to the other dress? This ones prettier.. Shut up!
This post was edited on 8/26/15 at 8:06 pm
Posted on 8/27/15 at 1:12 am to The Dude Abides
his trick with the finger to take your mind off the pain scarred me as a child. I still have a fear of breaking my finger sideways like that.
Posted on 8/27/15 at 3:52 am to The Dude Abides
quote:
What you laughin' at pig boy? You find a piece of candy in your pocket?
quote:
Bubba come crawlin' out the back door, legs missing, looked at me and said "Payne, I can't feel my legs." I said "they aint there." I looked down, and the little bloody nubbs were kickin'. It was 30 miles to the next town. unless he could flip and walk on his hands, he wasn't gonna make it!
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:18 am to The Dude Abides
One of the few VHS I still possess
Posted on 8/27/15 at 11:05 am to Walt OReilly
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:23 am to GoCrazyAuburn
This entire thread makes me happy
Posted on 8/28/15 at 2:22 am to The Dude Abides
One of the dumbest things I've ever done in my life was cutting a freshman film lecture class to go watch that movie.
I remember it because we cut through a mobile home park to go the back way into the shopping complex where the theatre was. Sitting in a yard was a shopping cart that had to have at least 3 cases of empty beer bottles in it. We got the cart and 2 buddies held on to the cart as I raced my car up to 60-65mph then slammed on the brakes, they let the cart go and it shot off down the street until it hit the curb and did what seemed like 20 flips throwing broken beer bottles everywhere.
That would have been a great youtube video these days.
I remember it because we cut through a mobile home park to go the back way into the shopping complex where the theatre was. Sitting in a yard was a shopping cart that had to have at least 3 cases of empty beer bottles in it. We got the cart and 2 buddies held on to the cart as I raced my car up to 60-65mph then slammed on the brakes, they let the cart go and it shot off down the street until it hit the curb and did what seemed like 20 flips throwing broken beer bottles everywhere.
That would have been a great youtube video these days.
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