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Major Payne

Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:29 am
Posted by The Dude Abides
Atlanta, GA
Member since Feb 2010
2226 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:29 am
I had forgotten how funny this movie was. A coworker mentioned it this morning and i've been sitting here watching clips for an hour

LINK - the little engine that could

LINK - i'm sorry mr handicapped man

LINK - possibly the best Robot, ever.

LINK - you want sympathy?
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57243 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:31 am to
IF HE IN THERE HE AIN'T HAPPY!!!
Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
Member since Aug 2011
5394 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:40 am to
I can't hear you
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
20216 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:44 am to
Woman when I was 6 I had a full time job
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79978 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:47 am to
Lemme give you something to take your mind off that pain...
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18779 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 6:56 am to
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 7:07 am to
Bam bam bigalow
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32487 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:15 am to

Hot
Posted by abellsujr
New England
Member since Apr 2014
35253 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:17 am to
Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, toot, toot.



Payne, I can't feel my legs!

Bubba, they ain't there!

quote:

Woman when I was 6 years old I had a full time job
This post was edited on 8/26/15 at 8:25 am
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86438 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:23 am to
love this movie, I quote it pretty regularly.

"There's one death warrant signed"
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
11905 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:24 am to
One of my favorites. So many good quotes.
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4769 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:35 am to
"I ain't frigid"
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86438 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 8:53 am to
"Boy Imma be all over you like white on rice in milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm"
Posted by Kevin TheRant
Member since Nov 2010
1724 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 9:01 am to
"Killing is my buisness, Ladies. And buisness is GOOD!"
Posted by abellsujr
New England
Member since Apr 2014
35253 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 9:02 am to
What's your damage, muscle head? You stupid? You ignorant or are you just plain old deaf?

Actually, sir, he is deaf.

Oh, thank you. Now drop down and give me 25 more for speaking out of line!

I'm sorry, Mr. Handicapped Man. I did not mean to offend you. Do you understand sign language? Can you read lips? Well if you don't answer me when I speak to you, I'm gonna put my foot in your arse, is that clear dummy?

DIR YEA DIR!
This post was edited on 8/26/15 at 9:07 am
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 9:04 am to
quote:

Sir, yes sir!


DIR YEA DIR
Posted by abellsujr
New England
Member since Apr 2014
35253 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 9:05 am to
I stand corrected.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
34863 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 9:23 am to
Posted by OhFace55
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
7040 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 9:31 am to
You callin me a liar?
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58035 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 9:51 am to
You may feel a little pressure...
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