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Posted on 6/23/14 at 3:11 pm to
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29377 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

The announcer is my favorite character and makes me laugh every time.


The great Bob Uecker.

"One hit? Thats all we got, one goddamn hit?" "You can't say 'goddamn' on the air." "Don't worry, nobodys listening."

"In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win one here and there and are threatening to climb out of the cellar."

Google his Hall of Fame acceptance speech. Its worth the 10 or so mins of your life to watch.
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18793 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 3:12 pm to
Too high.

What do you mean too high? You mean too hard.

No, too high. At first it was really high. See the trajectory of the ball...

Who gives a shite, it's gone.
This post was edited on 6/23/14 at 3:14 pm
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
17995 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 3:14 pm to
The only excitement in the inning, provided by Rick Vaughn who set a new American League record by throwing 4 wild pitches in one inning. HEY Congratulations Rick!
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18793 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 3:17 pm to
Posted by AstroTiger
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Oct 2007
22966 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 3:18 pm to
Well you can close the book on Kellner... thank God!
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 3:20 pm to
Go get him?

No lets see how he reacts

I think you can go get him now

Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
17995 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 3:22 pm to
(Pedro makes sign of the cross)

Harris: ohhhhh sure now you come around.

He's not fooled
Posted by AstroTiger
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Oct 2007
22966 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 3:25 pm to
quote:

(Pedro makes sign of the cross)

Harris: ohhhhh sure now you come around.

He's not fooled



Up your butt, Jobu
Posted by witty alias
Member since Nov 2012
1398 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

Outstanding dialogue


I think it has the most realistic dialogue of any sports movie. Watching a baseball game, there's always something happening that makes you think of a line from Major League.

"Credit Rudy for sacrificing his body on that racket. That guy's got a family to think about."
Posted by LooseCannon22282
Mobile
Member since May 2008
33742 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 3:37 pm to
Hello. Do you know us?

We're a Major League Baseball team.
Posted by jembeurt
Raceland
Member since Apr 2008
8804 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 3:38 pm to
Haha

Haha part 2
This post was edited on 6/23/14 at 3:40 pm
Posted by Shenanigans
Spring Hill, TN
Member since Nov 2012
2394 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 3:54 pm to
That ball wouldn't have been out of a lot of parks.

Name one.

Yellowstone.
Posted by HeadChange
Abort gay babies
Member since May 2009
43834 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 3:59 pm to
Dynamite drop in Monte, that broadcasting school is really paying off.

That's from II though
Posted by Ryne Sandberg
Team Am Mart
Member since Apr 2009
19368 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 5:30 pm to
You may run like Hays, but you hit like shite!
Posted by witty alias
Member since Nov 2012
1398 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

Harry Doyle: So a tough loss for the Indians as Pedro Cerrano doubles off a pigeon and is tagged out while administering CPR before the tying run could score. Funny game ain't it Monty? Monte: Well at least the bird survived. Harry Doyle: Who cares? It's a rat with wings.


I think that's part 2.
Posted by Fat Man
Gotta Luv Cov ... ington
Member since Jan 2006
7057 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 5:49 pm to
... Just learned a few months ago the All State Insurance spokesman is Pedro.

My small mind was blown.

Great thread.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41104 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 6:08 pm to
Great movie. Always find a quote appropriate to whatever baseball game I'm watching.
Posted by The Fall of Romo
Independence
Member since Oct 2013
731 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 6:19 pm to

quote:

Charlie Donovan: How would you like to manage the Indians this year? Lou Brown: Gee, I don't know... Charlie Donovan: What do you mean, you don't know? This is your chance to manage in the big leagues. Lou Brown: Let me get back to you, will ya, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls.
Posted by SCTmo
Des Moines
Member since Aug 2007
2860 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 6:55 pm to
Willie Mays Hayes: What the hell league you been playing in?
Rick Vaughn: California Penal...
Willie Mays Hayes: Never heard of it. How'd you end up playing there?
Rick Vaughn: Stole a car.
Posted by KG5989
Das Boot
Member since Oct 2010
16324 posts
Posted on 6/23/14 at 6:57 pm to
1 of the few movies that I have to watch whenever it comes on.... regardless of what else is on. When I see Major League on the Guide, I will be switching over to that channel.
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