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re: Mad Men Marathon. Best Lines this marathon made you recall.

Posted on 5/15/15 at 11:24 pm to
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 11:24 pm to
Christ on a cracker!
Posted by MikeyFL
Las Vegas, NV
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 11:50 pm to
After Guy gets his foot hacked by the lawnmower in the office, these two lines by Roger crack me up:

"Jesus, it's like Iwo Jima out there. We should put a rubber mat down so Cooper can get around."

And later...

Kinsey: "He might lose his foot."
Roger (shaking head): "Just when he got it in the door..."

Posted by LSU alum wannabe
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Posted on 5/16/15 at 8:08 am to
Used already for someone else's thread.

Ginsberg to Don: I feel sorry for you.

Don: I don't think of you at all.
Posted by tccdc
Washington, DC
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 5/16/15 at 9:56 am to
Great great scene today...so many you forget

Bertram Cooper: A client left here unhappy yesterday because you have a little girl running everything.
Don Draper: My department is fine. We just need more bodies, but Lane won't let us.
Bertram Cooper: You've been on love leave. It's amazing things are going as well as they are with as little as you are doing.
Don Draper: It's none of your business.
Bertram Cooper: This *is* my business.

Posted by SCTmo
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Posted on 5/16/15 at 10:46 am to
Bert Cooper really was one of the best characters.

"Mr. Campbell, who cares?"

ETA:

A good gem from Sterling:

"How Jewish are they? You know, Fiddler on the Roof: audience or cast?"
This post was edited on 5/16/15 at 10:53 am
Posted by Gorilla Ball
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Posted on 5/16/15 at 11:16 am to
Great lines - Roger had the best- Don had the best I don't give a shite responses
Posted by Godfather1
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Posted on 5/16/15 at 11:22 am to
quote:


"Jesus, it's like Iwo Jima out there. We should put a rubber mat down so Cooper can get around."

And later...

Kinsey: "He might lose his foot."
Roger (shaking head): "Just when he got it in the door..."


"Believe me, somewhere in this business, this has happened before."

This post was edited on 5/16/15 at 11:23 am
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 5/16/15 at 11:25 am to
Roger on the Lane/Pete fistfight:

"I know that cooler heads should prevail, but am I the only one who wants to see this?"

"I don't know about you two, but I had Lane."

This post was edited on 5/16/15 at 11:26 am
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 5/16/15 at 11:25 am to
Don invited some chick over at like 3 am and offered her coffee and then paused and said


"You know why you're here"

Or something like that classic draper
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 5/16/15 at 11:30 am to
quote:


"You know why you're here"


Yeah that wouldn't work for guys like us
Posted by wildtigercat93
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Posted on 5/16/15 at 11:35 am to
It does if you pay them I think
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
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Posted on 5/16/15 at 12:06 pm to
Even then you're not completely sure
Posted by MikeyFL
Las Vegas, NV
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 5/16/15 at 3:19 pm to
That one is great too

After Don gives that famous pitch to Dow where he tells them they shouldn't want 50% of the market... they should want it all:

Roger: "I'll buy you a drink if you wipe the blood off your mouth."

This post was edited on 5/16/15 at 4:41 pm
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
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Posted on 5/16/15 at 3:20 pm to
They just showed the "Lane hangs himself" episode.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 5/16/15 at 5:19 pm to
Caroline (sobbing): Your Aunt Jessica called
Sterling: That's what I hung up for?
C: Your mother passed away this morning.
S: Caroline, honey she was 91 years old. Hardly a shock.
C: She was such a sweet woman and I know how close you were.
S: For 20 years she's been saying this is her last Christmas.
C: She was always so polite to me...when she could hear me.


Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 5/16/15 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

They just showed the "Lane hangs himself" episode.


Probably says a lot about me as a person but I laughed so hard when he tried to commit suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning but the Jag wouldn't start
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112336 posts
Posted on 5/16/15 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

Probably says a lot about me as a person but I laughed so hard when he tried to commit suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning but the Jag wouldn't start


No that was fricking hilarious
Posted by uglycasanova7
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 5/16/15 at 6:16 pm to
"She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut." - Bert Cooper on the death of an elderly secretary
Posted by MikeyFL
Las Vegas, NV
Member since Sep 2010
9597 posts
Posted on 5/16/15 at 6:28 pm to
quote:

"She's an astronaut." - Bert Cooper


Mad Men plays the long game so well...
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted on 5/16/15 at 6:43 pm to
I knew I recognized Trudy's friend who was shitting on Pete in the last episode. She was one of the neighbors hitting on him at the couples dinner. She was the one who he didn't cheat with (who didn't get roughed up by her husband).
This post was edited on 5/16/15 at 6:44 pm
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