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Is Zack Morris to blame for the social problems of Generation Y

Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:08 am
Posted by Tiger1242
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:08 am
For years in the 90's, if you were a kid getting ready for school part of your routine was checking in on what the kids on Saved By The Bell were up to. Sure they taught us lessons and entertained us, but what did Zack Morris teach us? How to coast through school and be totally selfish.

First let's look at school

Zack Morris didn't care about school, he actively looked for ways to get out of class (like being the photographer), he didn't care about class assignments, and he did poorly on tests and graded subjects. Yet he miraculously still gets into Yale thanks to a great ACT score, thus teaching us to coast through high school because your grades really don't matter.

Now let's look at interactions with people

Zack was selfish, he was constantly using people to get what he wants, and convincing people to go a long with him and what he wants. He routinely is making wagers on peoples lives and interfering in their life to win his wager. This teaches us that people are just there for us to use and persuade to use to our advantage.

Next, treatment of women

Zack doesn't deserve Kelly, he uses her, lies to her, manipulates her, and still ends up with her. His treatment of Kelly teaches us that it's okay to manipulate, ignore, and give no priority to the woman in our life, we can just sweet talk her and end up with her anyway.


In conclusion Zack taught a whole generation that they could lie, cheat, manipulate people, not care about school, and use their friends to better themselves and come out clean on the other side. Zack is so self righteous and cares so little about social norms he even BREAKS THE 4th WALL in order to explain himself, something nobody else gets to do, and he certainly shouldn't be either. So Zack Morris, you are what's wrong with the young people of today, I hope you're happy!


Obligatory KK pic


This post was edited on 6/24/14 at 10:09 am
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:14 am to
Okay time out.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:16 am to
quote:

but what did Zack Morris teach us?


stopped reading here. It's a frickin TV show. We didn't learn how to cheat school and treat women from Zack Morris any more than we learned to disrespect our parents and be shiteheads from Bart Simpson.
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:16 am to
quote:

Zack doesn't deserve Kelly, he uses her, lies to her, manipulates her, and still ends up with her. His treatment of Kelly teaches us that it's okay to manipulate, ignore, and give no priority to the woman in our life, we can just sweet talk her and end up with her anyway.


Meh, Kelly was pretty superficial and lacking depth. She cheated on him with her boss, if I remember correctly. They deserved each other.

Kelly almost figured it out when she had a thing for Screech early in the series (before he turned into a buffoon) but she ended up getting in her own way there too.
This post was edited on 6/24/14 at 10:17 am
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31897 posts
Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:19 am to
quote:

stopped reading here. It's a frickin TV show. We didn't learn how to cheat school and treat women from Zack Morris any more than we learned to disrespect our parents and be shiteheads from Bart Simpson.


If you don't want to play along you don't have to
Posted by TaxmanMSU
a glasscase of emotion
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:20 am to
wut?
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150566 posts
Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:21 am to
quote:

Zack doesn't deserve Kelly, he uses her, lies to her, manipulates her, and still ends up with her. His treatment of Kelly teaches us that it's okay to manipulate, ignore, and give no priority to the woman in our life, we can just sweet talk her and end up with her anyway.

I have to go back to a meeting, but I'm gonna address this when I get done. Kelly was a complete hoe, brah.
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
17995 posts
Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:24 am to
Blame Peter Engel.

He wrote the damn show
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:28 am to
I was reading your post thinking you kinda seem like a bitch. Then I got to this part:
quote:

Zack doesn't deserve Kelly, he uses her, lies to her, manipulates her, and still ends up with her. His treatment of Kelly teaches us that it's okay to manipulate, ignore, and give no priority to the woman in our life, we can just sweet talk her and end up with her anyway.
Holy shite! You're a complete and total bitch. Kelly was a self-absorbed manipulative whore. Zack may have been deceptive sometimes with Kelly but he was always motivated by his desire for her to be happy and for them to be happy together. Ok, so sometimes he let his love for her get to him and he sometimes behaved selfishly, like when he tried to torpedo her modeling gig in France--it still came from a good place of him wanting to be with her and not wanting to lose her.

Wanna know what Zack NEVER did?--He never cheated on Kelly or made her feel second to anyone.

Wanna know what Kelly did? Cheated on Zack MULTIPLE times and constantly made him compete with other dudes like The Amazing Mexidouchemullet. She TWICE cheated- on him with creepy older dudes-Pedo Jeff and Creepy Prof Laskey--and Zack STILL took her back and put her first.

He was TOO forgiving, TOO devoted. He went above and beyond what the typical Gen Y flunkie or really most normal guys from any generation would.

tl;dr: frick you, Zack Morris is a scholar and a gentleman and you are a beta bitch!

ETA: This is just a prelude. Can't wait til Cocomo e-rips you a new e-a-hole
This post was edited on 6/24/14 at 10:48 am
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:31 am to
You forgot Melvin Nerdley
Posted by Peazey
Metry
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:32 am to
They just both sound like terrible people now.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:35 am to
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You forgot Melvin Nerdley
you can call him Mel
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18754 posts
Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:36 am to
quote:

Zack doesn't deserve Kelly, he uses her, lies to her, manipulates her, and still ends up with her. His treatment of Kelly teaches us that it's okay to manipulate, ignore, and give no priority to the woman in our life, we can just sweet talk her and end up with her anyway.



I love Kelly, but she was no saint. She was fricking Jeff behind Zack's back. She dropped her panties for Johhny Dakota before he could light up his first joint.

If Zack treated women badly, it was due to Kelly being a cold hearted bitch.

Posted by Thurber
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Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:37 am to
KK.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58039 posts
Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:39 am to
Saved By the Bell taught me about propaganda w/bullshite like Zack wrecking Lisa's mom's car after half a beer or Jessi getting addicted to caffeine pills.

Even if it means well, crap like that is what makes kids not believe their parents when it comes to drugs and alcohol.
This post was edited on 6/24/14 at 10:42 am
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31897 posts
Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:44 am to
I knew this thread wouldn't disappoint me


And don't get me wrong, KK was a little hoe sleepy around on Zack and all of that jazz, and really he is even worse for allowing that to happen. The whole relationship is just terrible (and not unlike some of my friends relationships)

SBTB strikes again!
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67009 posts
Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:44 am to
quote:

Saved By the Bell taught me about propaganda w/bullshite like Zack wrecking Lisa's mom's car after half a beer.


This. Kelly was hot, but the show was pretty lame. It was the teenage version of "Friends".

I was more into "The Simpsons", "Malcolm in the Middle", "Seinfeld", and "Fresh Prince of Belaire"
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:45 am to
Zach Morris was an outside the box thinker who used quick and creative decision making skills while engaged in private enterprise or the pursuit of hot tail.


He fricking hates gen y
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:45 am to
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I was more into "The Simpsons", "Malcolm in the Middle", "Seinfeld", and "Fresh Prince of Belaire"




only one of which was on when SBTB was on air.

(hint, the one that is still on TV)

Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67009 posts
Posted on 6/24/14 at 10:48 am to
I guess I thought SBTB started later than it did. I thought it had started in '93 rather than wrapped up then. That makes sense. I wasn't born until '91 so I watched it in reruns (my oldest brother was a fan). I just never really cared for it.
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