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Posted on 3/30/20 at 6:56 pm
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 3/30/20 at 6:56 pm
Or TV. Extra great when the character is almost always composed and for whatever reason comes totally unglued.

Sorry to be Johnny Threadface, I’m sheltered and bored as hell


My entry, Gordon Gekko:


Secretary: Fox is on four.

Gekko: Fox, where the hell are you? I am losing millions, you got me into this airline and you better get me out or the only other job you’ll ever have on this street is SWEEPING it, you hear me Fox?!!?

Fox: You once told me don’t get emotional about stock Gordon, dont. The bid is sixteen and a half and going down. as your broker I advise you to take it.

Gekko:Yeah?!!? Well YOU TAKE IT!! RIGHT IN THE arse YOU frickING SCUMBAG COCKSUCKER!!

Bud: It’s two minutes to close Gordon. What do you want to do? Decide.

Gekko: Dump it.



“Scumbag Cocksucker”

ETA: I looked all over to find this clip, but here’s the full movie if you scrub to the 1:50:00 mark.
Wall Street
This post was edited on 3/30/20 at 7:25 pm
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 3/30/20 at 6:57 pm to
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
15813 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

Gekko:Yeah?!!? Well YOU TAKE IT!! RIGHT IN THE arse YOU frickING SCUMBAG COCKSUCKER!!

The edited for tv version is unintentionally hilarious and based on that should be in the top ten. My memory may be failing me, but I believe when Bud Fox says as your broker I advise you to take it. Gekko says "Oh yeah, well you take it, right where the sun don't shine you putz!"
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
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Posted on 3/30/20 at 7:12 pm to
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119195 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 7:21 pm to
Clark Griswold



Posted by CU_Tigers4life
Georgia
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 3/30/20 at 7:21 pm to
This is a no-brainer

Hitler Rant

How many parody videos have been made from this?
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10418 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 7:27 pm to
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Or TV. Extra great when the character is almost always composed and for whatever reason comes totally unglued.


For the abrupt swing, Ned Flanders's meltdown:

Hey, I may be ugly and hate filled, but...
Posted by Obi-Wan Tiger
Fulshear TX
Member since Jan 2004
6868 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 7:29 pm to
North Dallas 40 -OW Shaddock (John Matuzak)

LINK

Posted by blueboy
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Posted on 3/30/20 at 7:36 pm to
Posted by johnnydrama
Possibly Trashy
Member since Feb 2010
8710 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 7:37 pm to
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Clark Griswold


Yes, but in Christmas Vacation.


ETA: oK, I'm an idiot. yours is in Christmas Vation also.

But this one is better. HAp Hap Happiest
This post was edited on 3/30/20 at 7:43 pm
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 3/30/20 at 7:38 pm to
I want a fricking car in Planes Trains and automobiles by a mile.

LINK
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
12715 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 7:40 pm to
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abrupt swing, Ned Flanders's meltdown:



Also one of my favorites
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 3/30/20 at 7:55 pm to
How are we 10+ responses in and no on has mentioned what may just well be the greatest single scene I livid history, let alone, by far the greatest rant.


I want all of to you to get up out of your chairs
This post was edited on 3/30/20 at 7:57 pm
Posted by Bankshot
Member since Jun 2006
5375 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:09 pm to
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Tom Hanks at the end of The Burbs.
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
10709 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:44 pm to
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The GOAT PSH


"Yeah you're frickin Roger's fiance and you know I know"

"I'm not even going to dignify that with a response"

"Yeah yeah you're dignifying her in the asss at the Jefferson Hotel room 1210 but lemme ask you..."





Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
8155 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:51 pm to
Agree with planes trains and automobiles.

Hands down winner.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22118 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 8:52 pm to
Sam Kinison in Back to School ranting on the Vietnam War.
This post was edited on 3/30/20 at 8:55 pm
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112331 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 9:37 pm to
Real underrated movie
Posted by UnluckyTiger
Member since Sep 2003
35826 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 10:40 pm to
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John Malkovich is incredible in Burn After Reading. So many good lines from him. “You’re part of a league of morons.”
This post was edited on 3/30/20 at 10:41 pm
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 10:44 pm to
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Another PSH is Punch Drunk Love

He's a great screamer
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