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Emmy Rossum is officially off the market

Posted on 5/30/17 at 12:35 pm
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
64955 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 12:35 pm
She married "Mr. Robot" creator Sam Esmail. I've had a crush on this girl since Phantom of the Opera. Shame to see her leave the world of the unmarried.



This post was edited on 5/30/17 at 12:44 pm
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32702 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 12:37 pm to
Sorry man, I feel for you. If only there was a way to see her naked whenever you wanted.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 12:37 pm to
You had your shot at her all those years and never made your move.

Was she supposed to wait forever?
Posted by busbeepbeep
When will then be now?
Member since Jan 2004
18307 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

She married "Mr. Robert" creator Sam Esmail


Never heard of it
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51895 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 12:39 pm to
That's okay.

She hasn't heard of you either.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 12:42 pm to
I could still get it anyways.

Women love me.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6754 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 12:45 pm to
She married this guy,

you might have had a shot.
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
64955 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

You had your shot at her all those years and never made your move. Was she supposed to wait forever?


It was politics that came between us. She's a die hard liberal, I'm a die hard conservative. We had some differences on Twitter during the campaign. She and Alan Cumming ganged up on me. :(
Posted by MusclesofBrussels
Member since Dec 2015
4449 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 12:46 pm to
That guy is ugly. She married way down
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
64955 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 12:47 pm to
And he's almost a decade older than she is.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

you might have had a shot.
Sam Esmail Net Worth

Sam Esmail has a net worth of $6 Million.

Sam Esmail Stats

Full Name: Sam Esmail

Birth Date: September 17, 1977

Birth Place: Hoboken, New Jersey

Age: 39

Nationality: American

Race: Egyptian

Profession: Screenwriter, TV producer

Height: 1.85 m

Religion: Islam
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39165 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 12:51 pm to
He's a rich, jewish, producer. Maybe she thinks he can help her career.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101915 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

Religion: Islam
quote:

He's a rich, jewish, producer.


Something's gotta give.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6754 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

Sam Esmail has a net worth of $6 Million


Damn, so she's richer than he is too?
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10953 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 1:15 pm to
quote:


He's a rich, jewish, producer. Maybe she thinks he can help her career


Has your posting always been this shitty?
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18552 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 1:17 pm to
She could, you know, like him.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155398 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 1:58 pm to
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 2:34 pm to
What of her boobs? Are Emmy's boobs still free?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98743 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

He's a rich, jewish, producer.


A Jew so self-loathing that he is Muslim.
Posted by JinFL
Duuuval
Member since Oct 2004
3935 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 6:23 pm to
You guys are on point this evening.
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