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Attempted to Read ASOIAF, Should I Watch the Show?

Posted on 4/7/13 at 7:38 pm
Posted by ClownQuestionBro
Member since Jun 2012
252 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 7:38 pm
*SPOILERS*


I attempted to read ASOIAF and made it to the part where the climber kid gets thrown out of the window by some dude banging his sister or something along those lines. The English in this book is nearly unbearable. When I have to struggle out a book in order to feel cultured or read, no thanks I'm out of college I don't need that validation anymore. Has anyone not liked the books but enjoyed the show?
Posted by fouldeliverer
Lannisport
Member since Nov 2008
13538 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 7:39 pm to
Lol you dumb. It's not a hard read at all.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42560 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 7:39 pm to
Just watch the show. He'll take 4 pages to explain a room. shite gets old. Also, the world is so large. It's hard to keep up.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116108 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 7:41 pm to
Lamprey Pie and Arbor Gold was enough for me.

Posted by fouldeliverer
Lannisport
Member since Nov 2008
13538 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 7:41 pm to
When you say out of college, do you mean ITT?
Posted by ColaTiger
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2013
2193 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 7:44 pm to
Trolollololol
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27092 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

The English in this book is nearly unbearable. When I have to struggle out a book in order to feel cultured or read, no thanks


I found it to be an incredibly easy read. I've read much denser writing. GRRM's style is rather straight forward. Sure, it's no See Spot Run, but it's also no Faulkner,
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98930 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 7:53 pm to
Clown College doesn't count. How many years of formal education did you complete before getting your GED?

I apologize if I am making too many assumptions about your education. You may not have gotten the GED.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98930 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 7:55 pm to
quote:

it's no See Spot Run


He tried that book. Kept looking up to try to see Spot and never finished that page.
Posted by ClownQuestionBro
Member since Jun 2012
252 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 7:55 pm to
It's not dense writing? You have to be kidding me. It's written in some hybrid Old English fantasy style that is intentionally hard to read. I would rather read Tolstoy than this which is saying a lot.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21958 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 7:57 pm to
It's not dense at all. It's fairly simple. I would expect a sophomore in high school to have no problem with it. Sorry you struggled with it.
Posted by ClownQuestionBro
Member since Jun 2012
252 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 7:58 pm to
Yeah exactly ad hominem attacks will definitely solidify your position.
Posted by Buckeye06
Member since Dec 2007
23118 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 7:59 pm to
and by attempted to read you made it through like the first 3 chapters or so?
Posted by fouldeliverer
Lannisport
Member since Nov 2008
13538 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 8:00 pm to
Are you confusing Tolstoy with Toy Story?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98930 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 8:01 pm to
I just want to know who helped him figure out how to use a computer.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22274 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

It's not dense writing? You have to be kidding me. It's written in some hybrid Old English fantasy style that is intentionally hard to read. I would rather read Tolstoy than this which is saying a lot.




You need to stop and go back and delete all your posts in this thread because you really should be embarrassed.
Posted by Meursault
Nashville
Member since Sep 2003
25172 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 8:55 pm to
quote:

I would rather read Tolstoy than this which is saying a lot.


Ah yes, 19th century Russian literature is certainly a treat. Do you prefer the Constance Garnett or Pevear-Volokhonsky translations?
This post was edited on 4/7/13 at 8:56 pm
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27092 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 10:24 pm to
quote:

It's not dense writing? You have to be kidding me. It's written in some hybrid Old English fantasy style that is intentionally hard to read. I would rather read Tolstoy than this which is saying a lot.


Now I know you're just trolling.
Posted by VOR
Member since Apr 2009
63486 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 10:27 pm to
quote:

When you say out of college, do you mean ITT?


Hey asswipe, I just achieved tenure. Don't hate.
Posted by KG5989
Das Boot
Member since Oct 2010
16324 posts
Posted on 4/7/13 at 10:27 pm to
Not dense writing at all. I had more trouble with LOTR than I did with ASOIAF, but that was in the 7th grade. I find ASOIAF to be very easy to read and its not really written in an "old english hybrid fantasy type language".
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