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re: Jason Pierre-Paul's hand has been revealed (pic inside)

Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:00 pm to
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

yea not sure if its it or not but holy shite if so.
holy shite regardless if that's his hand or not
Posted by miamitiger
Member since Aug 2011
2010 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:01 pm to
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an someone please explain to me how a millionaire football player can't afford better medical services than this? Where the hell is the fake finger? That hand looks like it was worked on by some third world doctor in a barn


He went to Jackson Memorial Hospital, he is lucky to make it out alive.
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38406 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

That hand looks like it was worked on by some third world doctor in a barn.

Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167201 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:49 pm to
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:50 pm to
It's gotta suck to have half a thumb and no index finger.
Posted by HebertFest08
The Coast
Member since Aug 2008
6392 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

That hand looks like it was worked on by some third world doctor in a barn.


actually doesn't look bad at all, the thumb is amputated at the distal joint which means he can still "grab" things. the index finger is amputated at the knuckle it looks like and the 3rd finger looks to just be wrapped up. All of grip strength is in the 3rd-5th fingers so he would technically be fine for functionality purposes. well except for pointing and digging in his nose. once healed he should be able to play. having that thumb is crucial, even though it doesn't look like much.

worked as a nurse in an ortho trauma unit for about 5.5yrs. he is lucky it isn't worse.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83929 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 3:52 pm to
So you're telling me we don't have robotic arms and fingers yet?

Get your shite together, medical field.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31085 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 5:12 pm to
Remember jason, when you point the finger at someone, there may be zero fingers pointing at them, but there are 3.5 fingers pointing right back at you.
Posted by LSUbacchus
Portland, Oregon
Member since Jul 2012
1662 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 5:31 pm to






JPP needs to get one of these.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260213 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 5:56 pm to
If that's his hand in google images pre surgery, he's fortunate to have what he has. Blew the flesh off half his fingers.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30246 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 6:07 pm to
Jeez, what kind of fireworks was playing with? Years ago, I saw a friend hold a artillery shell cannon in his hand and the shell never exited the tube and it exploded as he held it. It burnt the crap out of him, but he didn't lose any fingers. Not sure what fireworks are more powerful than the artillery shell but there can't be many that are, at least that are legal to buy without a license.
This post was edited on 9/17/15 at 6:13 pm
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167201 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 6:10 pm to
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Not sure what fireworks are more powerful than the artillery shell


Not many. Last year there was news of a guy firing one off of his head and it blew his face off and killed him. Snapped his neck too.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30246 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 6:23 pm to
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his head and it blew his face off and killed him. Snapped his neck too.


Damn. When it blew up on my friend, it burnt the shite out of his hand. We took him to the ER just to be safe and they cleaned it up and gave him some cream to put it on it. I saw him a few days later and the palm of his hand was one big blister. It looked like he was holding a small sack of fluid. It was disgusting. Glad I wasn't there when it eventually popped, I'm sure I would have thrown up.
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 7:46 pm to
Lol, he downplayed the frick out that injury
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:01 pm to
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31085 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

We took him to the ER just to be safe and they cleaned it up and gave him some cream to put it on it. I saw him a few days later and the palm of his hand was one big blister.


I burned my hand bad about three weeks ago, 2nd degree, in some sand under a wheelbarrow that was holding a bonfire. And I was piling through the silvadene cream too.

Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15402 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 9:38 pm to
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 9:38 pm to
My hand gets like that when I fap too much
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
15825 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 9:59 pm to
He looks like he is saying drrrr wit how he is walking.
Posted by TJGator1215
FL/TN
Member since Sep 2011
14174 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:09 am to

So true
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