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TheDiesel
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?

Well shite. 10k sounds about right, but I'm young and it won't take me as long to recover as some of these old farts


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hendersonshands
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
15-20k for pain and suffering


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LSUballs
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
You just got to stank there like some numbnuts or can you get in some sort of stance and brace yourself?


St Augustine
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
The whiplash would be the worst, but I'd do it for a grand (and to say I did it). I've taken some very heavy waves (12+ feet)right on the chin, gone over the falls, and pinned down against the ocean floor that was like being hit by a car. You still have pads on in this scenario.


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Tactical1
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
Couldn't pay me enough.


TheCaterpillar
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
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You just got to stank there like some numbnuts or can you get in some sort of stance and brace yourself?


numbnuts, eyes shut.



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hendersonshands
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
Better hypothetical:

wake up every morning and you have stand in a concrete lot, naked. Patrick Willis runs across the lot, fully padded, and spears the shite out of you. When PWillis gets too old, he's replaced with another badass linebacker. You're paid nothing.


option 2, you're injected with an unknown substance. 50% chance it's HIV, 50% chance it's just water. One time injection.

There is no 3rd option.


Wooly
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
1k


Bunch of pussies up in here


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JD10
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
$100 and hospital bills if any.


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TheCaterpillar
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
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Better hypothetical:

wake up every morning and you have stand in a concrete lot, naked. Patrick Willis runs across the lot, fully padded, and spears the shite out of you. When PWillis gets too old, he's replaced with another badass linebacker. You're paid nothing.


option 2, you're injected with an unknown substance. 50% chance it's HIV, 50% chance it's just water. One time injection.

There is no 3rd option.




I choose AIDS.

ETA:

100% chance you live longer with modern medical advancements. 1 PWILLIE hit to your naked body on the concrete could kill you. Everyday? Youre dead.

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bamafan425
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
Rib protectors are pretty standard.

I'd do it for $2k.


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hendersonshands
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
We could change it to a grass field. I have a friend (kind of fricking hate him), who will choose anything other than AIDS.


St Augustine
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
also what are we talking here, like a form tackle? Helmet to helmet? lift and spear?


TheCaterpillar
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
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also what are we talking here, like a form tackle? Helmet to helmet? lift and spear?


Full sprint spear to the torso with body launch.

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Cajun Revolution
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
If I had football pads, helmet and two body pillows strapped in with duct tape on either side.

Bring it on.


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St Augustine
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
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Full sprint spear to the torso with body launch.


noted...I actually think being short/small would benefit me in this scenario. Guarantee you I'd go 6+ feet in the air.


TheCaterpillar
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
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Guarantee you I'd go 6+ feet in the air.


I think I would evaporate. Hit me so hard I de-atomize.

At the very least I'd break in half like a crawfish and PWillie could suck out my brains.


Swagga
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
I think I'd rather stand still and take the hit than both of us running full speed at each other


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7thWardTiger
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Richmond, Texas
Member since Nov 2009
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
1K and he has to pay my medical bills if I get to run ahead at him, straight up.


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DriveByBBQ
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
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He's on a full speed sprint and you are standing still and you both have standard football pads on.


Would be better than running at him for sure...


If medical expense is not a factor, 10k in profit I'd probably do it...


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