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Chris Ivory's "emergency medical condition"
Posted on 9/15/16 at 12:19 pm
Posted on 9/15/16 at 12:19 pm
Has anyone heard what might have happened to him? He spent a few days in the hospital and released a statement today that mentioned whatever it was, started at the team hotel. It's really got me wondering what happened.
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Posted on 9/15/16 at 12:31 pm to doclsu08
All I saw was he had some problem at the hotel. Went to the team's medical staff to check him out. He was immediately sent to the hospital from there.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 12:34 pm to doclsu08
some hooker probably rode him too hard
Posted on 9/15/16 at 12:37 pm to doclsu08
Erection longer than 4 hours...
Posted on 9/15/16 at 12:39 pm to doclsu08
The team has been pretty tight lipped about it and Ivory said the following today:
best guess I have seen is some sort of testicular or colon issue.
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"I am now grateful to be back in the facility and able to refocus on the game that I love. I want to extend a special thanks to the Jaguars medical staff, the first responders and everyone at Baptist Medical Center Jacksonville for their assistance over the past couple of days. I appreciate everyone's sensitivity during this personal matter, and I'm ready to be back out on the field and look forward to doing so in the near future. Thank you for all for your support. I want you to know that I read each and every message and I'm thankful for them all."
best guess I have seen is some sort of testicular or colon issue.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 12:54 pm to BeYou
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best guess I have seen is some sort of testicular or colon issue.
Gotta be.
Or extreme syphilis
Posted on 9/15/16 at 12:57 pm to TheCaterpillar
yea either chick broke his dick while riding it, or chris was putting items where they don't belong.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 12:57 pm to doclsu08
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Chris Ivory's "emergency medical condition"
I never saw it listed as that. I only saw a General Medical Condition.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 1:13 pm to sms151t
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I never saw it listed as that. I only saw a General Medical Condition.
It wasn't listed that way, but that's the way it was reported on TV.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 1:34 pm to doclsu08
Maybe his balls got twisted. That's a real thing.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 1:38 pm to TigerNlc
All of this speculation reminds me of Dennis Rodman explaining how he broke his dick 3 different times on the show "Party Legends" on Viceland
Posted on 9/15/16 at 1:55 pm to sms151t
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I never saw it listed as that. I only saw a General Medical Condition.
This is his full statement from today.
"I returned to the stadium this morning to rejoin my coaches and teammates as we continue to prepare for the San Diego Chargers on Sunday. This past weekend was a challenging time for my family and me because of an emergency medical condition that developed while I was with my team at the hotel. I am now grateful to be back in the facility and able to refocus on the game that I love. I want to extend a special thanks to the Jaguars medical staff, the first responders and everyone at Baptist Medical Center Jacksonville for their assistance over the past couple of days. I appreciate everyone’s sensitivity during this personal matter, and I’m ready to be back out on the field and look forward to doing so in the near future. Thank you for all for your support. I want you to know that I read each and every message and I’m thankful for them all."
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:02 pm to TigerNlc
quote:Testicular torsion...a Cubs outfielder had the condition once. His name was Felix Pie.
Maybe his balls got twisted. That's a real thing.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:04 pm to The Sad Banana
Maybe MRSA and jets wanna keep that shite under the rug
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:05 pm to The Sad Banana
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Testicular torsion...a Cubs outfielder had the condition once. His name was Felix Pie.
I'm pretty sure recovery from the surgery is 1-2 weeks. I'd be surprised if that's it and he came back that quick in a contact sport.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:07 pm to BluegrassBelle
Chaps from Barstool said he knew what it was on PMT, but wouldn't reveal it. Said he would reveal it on his own podcast on Saturday.
Sounded like something crotch related from the insinuations.
Sounded like something crotch related from the insinuations.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:14 pm to doclsu08
Maybe he had his testicles get tangled. Sometimes they have to remove one of that happens.
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:33 pm to Wooly
maybe he had an allergic reaction
Posted on 9/15/16 at 2:40 pm to oleyeller
Just got an update saying he is ready to play. So it probably wasn't too bad
Posted on 9/15/16 at 4:41 pm to TigerNlc
I had torsion during a deployment once. Had to get some local haji doctors to untwist em. shite hurts like a mofo
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