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re: Best Sports Quotes
Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:26 am to VADawg
Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:26 am to VADawg
quote:In the '60s Don Hoak was manging a minor league team about to play in the Minor League World Series. Just before the big game he entered the clubhouse and addressed his team.
the best one ever
He raised his arm, holding his thumb and forefinger about a quarter of an inch apart.
"Boys", he said, "I just want to remind you -- you're only this far away from major league pussy."
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Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:32 am to gobuxgo5
"I managed good, but boy did they play bad" -- San Jose Bees manager Rocky Bridges
Posted on 12/7/16 at 8:43 am to gobuxgo5
"It's not your fault. It's my fault. I never should have recruited you."
- Skip Bertman
- Skip Bertman
Posted on 12/7/16 at 8:44 am to Zap Rowsdower
"this is where dreams come to die" - les
Posted on 12/7/16 at 8:46 am to Chiefagain
quote:
Best Sports Quotes
Posted on 12/7/16 at 8:47 am to gobuxgo5
"I like your laptop."
-Cam Newton
-Cam Newton
This post was edited on 12/7/16 at 8:49 am
Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:11 am to gobuxgo5
May not be very popular, but Payne Stewart to Phil Mickelson after denying Phil of his elusive US Open:
"There's nothing like being a father.."
He knew there was more to life than the US Open.
Payne Stewart
"There's nothing like being a father.."
He knew there was more to life than the US Open.
Payne Stewart
Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:19 am to gobuxgo5
Bobby Knight, in a post practice interview with a reporter, when the reporter asks if they had practiced shooting after a particularly dreadful night of shooting in the previous game:
"No. No, we didn't even think about shooting. We practiced our entrances and exits from the arena and called it a day."
"No. No, we didn't even think about shooting. We practiced our entrances and exits from the arena and called it a day."
Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:27 am to gobuxgo5
When speaking of his patented "head slap" move when firing off the line and slapping an offensive lineman in the ear hole to distract them:
"Anytime you go upside a man's head - or a woman - then they have a tendency to blink they eyes. Or close they eyes." - Deacon Jones
"Anytime you go upside a man's head - or a woman - then they have a tendency to blink they eyes. Or close they eyes." - Deacon Jones
Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:28 am to VolInBavaria
quote:
Woody Hayes on why he went for 2 when leading Michigan 50-14 "Because I couldn't go for 3"
So awesome
Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:32 am to gobuxgo5
Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:48 am to gobuxgo5
Reporter: John, how long does it take you to drive from Little Rock to Memphis?
John Daly: Oh, about a six pack.
John Daly: Oh, about a six pack.
Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:59 am to JukeLeft
"Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste."
-Tug McGraw when asked what he was going to do with his WS bonus.
-Tug McGraw when asked what he was going to do with his WS bonus.
Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:01 am to gobuxgo5
This might be my favorite quote!
Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:02 am to RedHawk
quote:This line goes back decades and has been credited to many people
"Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste."
-Tug McGraw when asked what he was going to do with his WS bonus
Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:10 am to gobuxgo5
Now, let's analyze what's been working for us.
NOT A GOD DAMN THING'S been working for us. Like this goddamn suit doesn't work for me... and this stinking tie... and this goddamned shirt.
IT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME. YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY WINNING HARD-NOSED FOOTBALL? YOU PLAY FOOTBALL LIKE ED GENERRO PLAYED FOOTBALL. A guy who gave his life for this football team. He was a 140-pound halfback, and HE PLAYED LIKE A GODDAMN WILDMAN! NO! LIKE A GODDAMN RAMPAGING BEAST!
And that's the way you got to do it! YOU GO OUT THERE! YOU TEAR THEIR frickING HEADS OFF, AND YOU shite DOWN THEIR NECKS!
Let us pray.
-Coach Rig from Necessary Roughness
NOT A GOD DAMN THING'S been working for us. Like this goddamn suit doesn't work for me... and this stinking tie... and this goddamned shirt.
IT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME. YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY WINNING HARD-NOSED FOOTBALL? YOU PLAY FOOTBALL LIKE ED GENERRO PLAYED FOOTBALL. A guy who gave his life for this football team. He was a 140-pound halfback, and HE PLAYED LIKE A GODDAMN WILDMAN! NO! LIKE A GODDAMN RAMPAGING BEAST!
And that's the way you got to do it! YOU GO OUT THERE! YOU TEAR THEIR frickING HEADS OFF, AND YOU shite DOWN THEIR NECKS!
Let us pray.
-Coach Rig from Necessary Roughness
This post was edited on 12/7/16 at 10:32 am
Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:14 am to Master of Sinanju
Mark May, Lou Holtz, you better put him in the Heisman! He's a football player!
-Houston Nutt talking about Darren McFadden after Arkansas' win over #1 LSU.
-Houston Nutt talking about Darren McFadden after Arkansas' win over #1 LSU.
Posted on 12/7/16 at 10:23 am to Kafka
Another one from John McKay...
A reporter told McKay that his kicker, Pete Rajceki, was nervous when kicking in front of the coach at training camp, to which McKay replied "I don't think he has much of a future here because I plan to attend all of the games".
And apparently he didn't like the town of Green Bay much...
"If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay."
A reporter told McKay that his kicker, Pete Rajceki, was nervous when kicking in front of the coach at training camp, to which McKay replied "I don't think he has much of a future here because I plan to attend all of the games".
And apparently he didn't like the town of Green Bay much...
"If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay."
Posted on 12/7/16 at 11:17 am to UK34
Spurrier on UGA
“I don’t know. I sort of always liked playing them that second game because you could always count on them having two or three key players suspended.”
When asked in he preseason if they were going to extend the UGA win streak
"Is Ray Goff still coaching there?”
“I don’t know. I sort of always liked playing them that second game because you could always count on them having two or three key players suspended.”
When asked in he preseason if they were going to extend the UGA win streak
"Is Ray Goff still coaching there?”
Posted on 12/7/16 at 11:19 am to gobuxgo5
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