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Posted on 12/7/16 at 12:22 pm to
Posted by tress4pres
Columbus, OH
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 12/7/16 at 12:22 pm to
These are classic...

Top 25 sports quotes
Posted by NWLA Tiguh12
Member since Jul 2015
2402 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 1:48 pm to
"Rick, I don't want you to think it's your fault what happened tonight. It's not your fault. It's my fault. I never should have recruited you....." - Skip Bertman
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 2:33 pm to
‘If you are first you are first. If you are second, you are nothing.’ – Bill Shankly

‘If you’re in the penalty area and don’t know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we’ll discuss the options later.’ – Bob Paisley

‘As long as no-one scored, it was always going to be close.’ – Arsene Wenger

‘If a player is not interfering with play or seeking to gain an advantage, then he should be.’ – Bill Shankly

‘One accusation you can’t throw at me is that I’ve always done my best.’ – Alan Shearer

‘It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.’ – Richard Rufus
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 2:48 pm to
"By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series." — Steve Rushin

"A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another." — Jimmy Cannon

"How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?" — Jacques Plante

"He brings something special. I don't know what it is, but if you ask him, you wouldn't understand his answer." — Wayne Gretzky on Ranger forward Esa Tikkanen

Posted by yoshi316
Jennings, La
Member since Jan 2016
164 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 4:41 pm to
The ship be sinking. Michael ray Richardson
Posted by Tarik One
Member since May 2016
2094 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 5:17 pm to
5 pages in and no Rick Pitino:

"Larry Bird is not walking through that door, fans"
Posted by engvol
england
Member since Sep 2009
5054 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 5:17 pm to
George Best highlights

"In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life."

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World

If you'd given me the choice of going out and beating four men and smashing a goal in from thirty yards against Liverpool or going to bed with Miss World, it would have been a difficult choice. Luckily, I had both."


Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 5:39 pm to
Zlatan:

quote:

About the final rounds of Eredivisie, with Ajax in a comfortable lead. (April 2004)
Reporter: "Do you think it's even possible for Ajax to lose nine points in nine games?"
Zlatan: "According to my calculations it is possible to lose nine points in only three games."



quote:

At the press conference after the game against England. (2004)
Reporter: "You've got some scars in your face, Zlatan. What has happened?"
Zlatan: "Well...I don´t know...you'll have to ask your wife about that"



quote:

"Is your playing style Swedish or Yugoslavian? (TV3 Denmark, 2003).
"It's Zlatan-style."




quote:

Zlatan about the rumour that he bought a super-Porsche. (Aftonbladet, Nov 28, 2002)
- Absolutely not. I have ordered a plane. It is much faster.



quote:

Zlatan about how time stopped as he stood waiting on the side line to come in against Argentina in the World Cup. (Aftonbladet, July, 2002)
- You could have punched me in the face, I wouldn't have noticed.



quote:

Answer to criticism from John Carew that Zlatan's moves are pointless. (VG, April 2002):
"What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange."


quote:


On his move on Stephane Henchoz of Liverpool:
"First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog."


quote:

On the question what his girlfriend got when they got engaged:
"What she got? She got Zlatan."



quote:

Answer to the question "What are you NOT going to say when you meet your teammates in Ajax for the first time?":
"I am Zlatan, who the hell are you?"



Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30019 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 7:32 pm to
Pallbearer at Babe Ruth's funeral: "I could use a beer."

Other pallbearer: "So could the Babe."
Posted by messyjesse
Member since Nov 2015
2028 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 8:59 pm to
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35444 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:17 pm to
CHARLES SHACKLEFORD, FORMER BASKETBALL PLAYER:

“Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter. I’m amphibious.”

DAVID THOMPSON:

“Ball handling and dribbling are my strongest weaknesses.”

SHAQUILLE O’NEAL:

“I’ve won at every level, except college and pro.”

CHUCK NEVITT, FORMER BASKETBALL PLAYER:

“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”

KARL MALONE:

“I ain't gonna be no escape-goat!"
Posted by lsuroadie
South LA
Member since Oct 2007
8393 posts
Posted on 12/7/16 at 9:33 pm to
Jim Valvano ESPY speech....

the Green Bay packers....

when he laughs at the cameraman for giving him the 30 sec red light
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17096 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 1:05 am to
“One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.”

-Mike Tyson
Posted by Calen50
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2011
91 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 3:41 am to
I firmly believe that any man's finest hour -- his greatest fulfillment to all he holds dear -- is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious."
Vince Lombardi

The whole speach is full of quotes
"What It Takes To Be Number One"
Posted by HeadChange
Abort gay babies
Member since May 2009
43833 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 6:50 am to
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27304 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 7:07 am to
"Jeeeeesus Christ to frickin' mighty with that cock-suckin' frickin' bullshite". - Bobby Knight
Posted by Col Reb is my mascot
Member since Feb 2012
4165 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:15 am to
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
34865 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

On recruiting his son, J.K., to play football at USC: "I had a rather distinct advantage. I slept with his mother."


John McKay

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