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Posted on 7/12/15 at 8:21 am to PeteRose
Honestly, I would be more interested in the path to get to the 1 billion.
I would be happy with enough dividend stocks to live comfortably in a small log cabin on lake Tuscaloosa and have a wood shop where I make stuff.
Possibly a scholarship fund for Business Majors at UA and a skybox at Bryant Denny. Maybe even my own charity.
Occasionally two chicks at one time
Eta: downvotes? Who doesn't like two chicks at one time?
I would be happy with enough dividend stocks to live comfortably in a small log cabin on lake Tuscaloosa and have a wood shop where I make stuff.
Possibly a scholarship fund for Business Majors at UA and a skybox at Bryant Denny. Maybe even my own charity.
Occasionally two chicks at one time
Eta: downvotes? Who doesn't like two chicks at one time?
This post was edited on 7/12/15 at 12:46 pm
Posted on 7/12/15 at 8:53 am to PeteRose
Id become a serious philanthropist, focusing on LA and the coastal South. A billion is a staggering number....think about this: there are something like 500 billionaires in the US alone, and chanritable contributions in the US probably topped $325 billion last year. So that means huge contributions came from mere millionaires...
A stadium skybox and a single scholarship is petty change.
With a billion, you could do some serious, sweeping, innovative things. Solar panels on the roof of every suitable public building in LA, massive tree planting on public lands across the state (esp south of I-10, and in second growth, once logged cypress swamps), buying as much riverine back swamp as available to improve habitat, improvements to support smaller scale local farming like four or five regional USDA inspected coop slaughterhouses which would allow farmers to sell direct to consumers, microlending in every parish with fewer than 65k people to support small entrepreneurs, universal pre-k, invest in nonprofit trade/tech schools focused on skilled crafts, give a big chunk to improve state park facilities...
Oh, I would have lots of fun spending the money...digitize all of the amazing historic documents in LSUs Hill Library....get LSU press publishing at full speed rather than its current glacial limp, create a series of prizes for innovation in problems facing LA. create a nonprofit devoted to increasing transparency in LA govt......
Hell, I'd also pull a Georges and buy myself a newspaper. But it would be a muck raking, crusading paper.....
A stadium skybox and a single scholarship is petty change.
With a billion, you could do some serious, sweeping, innovative things. Solar panels on the roof of every suitable public building in LA, massive tree planting on public lands across the state (esp south of I-10, and in second growth, once logged cypress swamps), buying as much riverine back swamp as available to improve habitat, improvements to support smaller scale local farming like four or five regional USDA inspected coop slaughterhouses which would allow farmers to sell direct to consumers, microlending in every parish with fewer than 65k people to support small entrepreneurs, universal pre-k, invest in nonprofit trade/tech schools focused on skilled crafts, give a big chunk to improve state park facilities...
Oh, I would have lots of fun spending the money...digitize all of the amazing historic documents in LSUs Hill Library....get LSU press publishing at full speed rather than its current glacial limp, create a series of prizes for innovation in problems facing LA. create a nonprofit devoted to increasing transparency in LA govt......
Hell, I'd also pull a Georges and buy myself a newspaper. But it would be a muck raking, crusading paper.....
Posted on 7/12/15 at 9:43 am to PeteRose
Some of you are confused about how far a Billion will go. Yes, it's a frick-ton of money. But it's only 1000 million. All of these crazy 50-100 mill projects yall are listing would dry you up on the quick.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 9:45 am to PeteRose
Give almost every bit of it away to spread Gods word, help find cures for things like cancer, bring clean drinking water to places that don't have it, ect...........
Posted on 7/12/15 at 9:58 am to kywildcatfanone
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It doesn't take 1B to get to complete freedom.
Wow, you're so enlightened.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 10:49 am to PeteRose
The first thing I'd do is try to figure out how to not cut a tax check for 333 mil
Eta
It really pisses me off just thinking of the taxes I'd pay on that
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It really pisses me off just thinking of the taxes I'd pay on that
This post was edited on 7/12/15 at 10:51 am
Posted on 7/12/15 at 10:51 am to PeteRose
I feel like most of the grand philanthropic ideas in this thread would turn your 10 figures into 7 pretty damn quick.
If I had a billion dollars I certainly wouldn't donate/fund at a rate of hundreds of millions/year.
If I had a billion dollars I certainly wouldn't donate/fund at a rate of hundreds of millions/year.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:50 am to JohnnyKilroy
fun to speculate but I doubt anyone has a clue what they would actually do
the first thing I would do when I knew it was coming would be to move to an income tax free state simply to keep it out of the hands of as many bureaucrats as possible.
I wouldn't buy anything---I would rent and lease so I wouldn't have to keep it up.
the first thing I would do when I knew it was coming would be to move to an income tax free state simply to keep it out of the hands of as many bureaucrats as possible.
I wouldn't buy anything---I would rent and lease so I wouldn't have to keep it up.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 12:01 pm to dragginass
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All of these crazy 50-100 mill projects yall are listing would dry you up on the quick.
2% of a billion is $20 million. You could give away $40 mill every two years and not even touch the capital itself. Why have a giant pile of money and not spend it? Look at Benson, fighting with family over money. Give it all away and make the next generation earn their own. Warren Buffet's son Howard heads a foundation that has given away more than $100 million and it still has $275 million to go. He foucses on food security, agriculture (esp no till methods and unproductive soils), and clean water....all of that seems way more interesting and beneficial than owning a mega yacht, buying a pro sports team, or buying overpriced art.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 3:17 pm to Finch
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The first thing I'd do is try to figure out how to not cut a tax check for 333 mil
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It really pisses me off just thinking of the taxes I'd pay on that
This is how poor people think.
No one "has" a billion dollars.
And anyone who is has assets worth a billion are certainly not going to be paying any type of income tax.
It's going to be tied up in the least taxable assets, estates, foundations, trusts, etc.
If you were worth a billion dollars, you would probably have an advisor who would recommend that you have a monthly cash flow of 100-200k, tops.
And of course clothes, food and entertainment would be expensed to whatever shell organization that I would need to lead.
You could, of course, get some fantastic real estate as that's a good investment.
So, in that order I would have
1. A place in the Maldives
2. A townhouse in Bloomsbury (London)
3. A house in Newport
I would air bnb all over the world.
What I would really like to do is what Megan Ellison (daughter of Larry Ellison/Oracle) is doing, and that's financing films through her Annapura production company. She did True Grit, Zero Dark Thirty and Her.
I would also give any amount of money to any charity she wanted to have a two hour dinner with Julianne Moore. A man's gotta dream.....
This post was edited on 7/12/15 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 7/12/15 at 5:22 pm to mahdragonz
First of all, I don't even know how to go about investing a billion dollars, but I know that'd be my first thought. I mean, at just a 2.5% dividend, you'd be pulling $25 mil a year. That's just mind boggling to think about. And people wonder why the rich get richer, it's called compound interest.
Nevertheless, I'd probably put 2/3 of it directly into various investments. The rest I'd use in a plethora of ways, including but not limited to:
1. Take 10 of my closest friends on a month long "around the world" trip.
2. Buy a few homes, one in the mountains, one on a beach, and a few others.
3. Buy my parents a home and new cars.
4. Buy my siblings new cars, and set them up with a trust.
5. Live like baller for the rest of my life.
Nevertheless, I'd probably put 2/3 of it directly into various investments. The rest I'd use in a plethora of ways, including but not limited to:
1. Take 10 of my closest friends on a month long "around the world" trip.
2. Buy a few homes, one in the mountains, one on a beach, and a few others.
3. Buy my parents a home and new cars.
4. Buy my siblings new cars, and set them up with a trust.
5. Live like baller for the rest of my life.
Posted on 7/12/15 at 8:37 pm to rintintin
rent out the largest cruise ship i could, invite everyone i've ever known or been friends with all expenses all frills bunch of big bands DJs etc. At the end get up on stage say "you're welcome, dont ever ask me for a fricking thing" drop the mic, and disappear for a while...
Posted on 7/12/15 at 11:15 pm to PeteRose
That's Senator Jag_Warrior to you, my friend.
Now, what to do with the other $500 million??????
Now, what to do with the other $500 million??????
Posted on 7/13/15 at 3:07 am to PeteRose
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The reason for 1 billion is because this isn't one of those "invest at 5% and live off the interest" thread or "put 30% in stock", blah, blah, blah.
Money principles are money principles, baw. I don't know what else to tell you - I would strive to maintain and GROW that principal balance to fund multigenerational wealth for my heirs - well after I'm gone, as well as fund some very nice philanthropy projects.
So, yes. I'm going to invest and try to earn 5, 6, maybe even 8% - and take, perhaps a million or more a month to live the lifestyle of a billionaire.
And if you can't have a good time on a million dollars a month, no amount of money is going to buy you an imagination or any sort of happiness/contentment.
This post was edited on 7/13/15 at 7:04 am
Posted on 7/13/15 at 4:29 am to dkreller
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Two chicks
I've done 2 chicks at the same time and I'm only a thousandaire
Posted on 7/13/15 at 5:18 am to oR33Do
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Occasionally two chicks at one time
We all post on the OT, you can safely assume everyone does two chicks at one time fairly often. Sometimes three.
Posted on 7/13/15 at 8:14 am to Kashmir
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buy about 1000 acres of prime hardwoods. new truck. new tractor. build an awesome log home. build a 10 acre pond. bowhunt only.
why so small?
I did that except with a 40 acre lake with about 5 million.
He said 1 billion. I'm buying 1/5 of Montana.
Posted on 7/13/15 at 9:13 am to PeteRose
I would buy a bad arse beach house with boat in the back on a lift and a large hunting ranch and split my time between them depending on season. I would be a hard mfer to find.
Posted on 7/13/15 at 9:42 am to PeteRose
Well, obviously, most of it would be used for investments in companies so I can turn that billion into billions, an empire for my children.
As for frivolous spending, I'd purchase vacation properties (houses or condos) in several locations all over the world.
There would be a ski cabin in Colorado.
A home in New Orleans on St. Charles near Audubon Park.
A small villa in Tuscany or Santorini
A fishing camp somewhere in South Louisiana
Beach home in San Diego
Condo in Chicago (not sure if I want it near Wicker Park or in the Gold Coast area)
If I'm really feeling crazy, I'll get a castle in Scotland or Ireland.
In my "permanent" home, I'd have a fully functional professional music recording studio.
Sailing yacht with boathouse for it at my properties in South Louisiana, Europe, Chicago, and San Diego.
I would buy my dad an air-conditioned tractor with all of the attachments as well as a 67 Camaro, identical to the one he crashed in his youth, as a retirement present to him.
For myself to drive, one of these:
I'd get one of these and a pilots license to fly it.
As for charities, I would spend a significant portion of my estate donating to St. Jude as well as Catholic charities like St. Vincent de Paul.
I would then spend the majority of my leisure time traveling the world with my SO in my sailboat or terrafugia, tasting all of the best cuisine in every exotic local, studying history and archaeology, and just enjoying life and everything the world has to offer.
As for frivolous spending, I'd purchase vacation properties (houses or condos) in several locations all over the world.
There would be a ski cabin in Colorado.
A home in New Orleans on St. Charles near Audubon Park.
A small villa in Tuscany or Santorini
A fishing camp somewhere in South Louisiana
Beach home in San Diego
Condo in Chicago (not sure if I want it near Wicker Park or in the Gold Coast area)
If I'm really feeling crazy, I'll get a castle in Scotland or Ireland.
In my "permanent" home, I'd have a fully functional professional music recording studio.
Sailing yacht with boathouse for it at my properties in South Louisiana, Europe, Chicago, and San Diego.
I would buy my dad an air-conditioned tractor with all of the attachments as well as a 67 Camaro, identical to the one he crashed in his youth, as a retirement present to him.
For myself to drive, one of these:
I'd get one of these and a pilots license to fly it.
As for charities, I would spend a significant portion of my estate donating to St. Jude as well as Catholic charities like St. Vincent de Paul.
I would then spend the majority of my leisure time traveling the world with my SO in my sailboat or terrafugia, tasting all of the best cuisine in every exotic local, studying history and archaeology, and just enjoying life and everything the world has to offer.
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