re: Why Do You Hate Alabama?

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tigerbait1.6

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Don't fix shite for me, baw.

The '96 effected me more than the MNC loss.

Definitely for claiming all of the national championships they've won. There was one year when they finished 3rd in the SEC and claimed a national championship.

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Anyone who says LSU hates Bama because of Saban needs to be popped in the jaw

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Well come at me baw

I hate Ole Miss - players, coaches, Oxford, the entire state of Mississippi.

I hate Texas A&M and I always will. I hate there coaches, I hated Johnny Football (still do actually) hate their stupid "traditions". Just inferior in every way.

Alabama though...more than anything, I hate their trashbag fans. Almost everyone I know that is a Gump is an idiot, with just a few exceptions. The fanbase is just trash to me. I hate their coaches, but not their players.

awesome. And no lsu

I hate them because they always fricking win

i never liked their fans, but the hate grew the moment saban landed in tuscaloosa. the espn fellatio began immediately. as if they need more recruiting help. he was immediately the sunday night conversation. the "roll tide commercial". "under the lights with nick saban". their idiot, redneck fanbase. updyke. the teabagger. the fact that they never lose- they beat themselves, or its "the refs", or locusts. the offices being in birmingham. the head of sec officials being a bammer. how the entire conference has to scheduled around the 3rd saturday in october. the script A. yeah alabama. rammer jammer. finebaum. the fact that anywhere you are outside that state, if you see bama garb on anyone, 90% of the time its a complete whitetrash redneck. 9-6 and 1/9/12. AJ mccarron, marquise maze, bobby humphrey, andrew zow, shaun alexander, john parker wilson's hair. that missed ronnie lewis 25 yrd field goal. the benfit of the doubt they get from the media. the 46 football national titles. the yellowhammer bird. RMFT, and thats all i have at the moment.

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1. They kicked our arse basically my entire childhood.

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1971-81

Enough said.

Because when I was about 5 years old, my daddy sat me down and had the talk with me. If l was going to live in his house there were rules to be followed. Number one was to go to church. Two was follow the golden rule. Three was never under any circumstances pull for the Dallas Cowboys or Alabama Crimson tide. In fact they were the only thing you could hate.

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What hanagriff said

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1000% !!!!!!!

I went to college in TN and were on the way down to PCB for spring break. Going through Alabama, a cop in front of us all the sudden switches lanes, slows down to let us pass, gets behind us and hits his lights. We were not doing anything wrong, at all. No drugs or booze in the truck, at all. 2 guys and 2 girls.

Bama trooper tells us he would speed up, and then we'd speed up. He'd slow down and we'd slow down. We basically said wtf, we haven't done that at all, and that'd be idiotic of us to do in the first place. Who tailgates a cop?!

He's being overly combative the entire time, and told us we were doing roughly 85 mph in a 70. We weren't. The driver chimes in and respectfully asks him how he could have known we were going that fast, and assured him we were not. The cop quite literally yell something along the lines of "Idk how you all do it in TN, but here in Alabama we can clock folks by driving in front of them!!" The driver sheepishly backs off and is kind of just like "well, alright, I don't think you're right about our speed, but sorry for the trouble."

About that time my SO, in the back with me, reaches into her purse to get her phone and this crazy fricking cop jumps back, draws his weapon and tells her to "show me your fricking hands!" She of course obliges, while crying her eyes out since she just had a fricking gun stuck in her face.

After all this the fricking guy let's us off with a warning. He was basically just looking for a reason to be a piece of shite.

frick him and frick the entire state of Alabama.

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