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re: What would you tell the team 5 minutes before kickoff Saturday?
Posted on 10/30/12 at 11:22 am to 2007lsuno1
Posted on 10/30/12 at 11:22 am to 2007lsuno1
"Ok, men, it's 5 minutes to kickoff. If anybody needs to pee, now would be a good time".
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Posted on 10/30/12 at 11:23 am to S157947
quote:
I'd walk in quietly, look everyone in the eye, and write "21-0" on the board in real large numbers.
Then say, "you know what to do" Throw the pen on the ground and walk out
This and.........I promise to let the OC call the plays and keep my dumb arse interfering to a minimum!!
This post was edited on 10/30/12 at 11:33 am
Posted on 10/30/12 at 11:23 am to ffishstik
quote:
I'd walk in quietly, look everyone in the eye, and write "21-0" on the board in real large numbers.
Then say, "you know what to do"
Throw the pen on the ground and walk out
Ok, that's pretty damn good.
Posted on 10/30/12 at 11:30 am to lsuin92
quote:
I'd walk in quietly, look everyone in the eye, and write "21-0" on the board in real large numbers.
I wouldn't say anything, just walk out!
Posted on 10/30/12 at 12:30 pm to ffishstik
"ANY IDEAS ON HOW TO BEAT THESE GUYS?!?!"
Posted on 10/30/12 at 12:37 pm to canyon
saban is not super man and his players are not either.play with a lsu heart. no surrender no defeat.
Posted on 10/30/12 at 12:42 pm to slackster
Who's in charge of security here? It shouldn't be this easy for me to get back here and address the team.
Posted on 10/30/12 at 12:52 pm to EarthwormJim
I would show the team a replay of the NC game and then promise to them that I won't do the same dumb thing over again this time.
Posted on 10/30/12 at 12:58 pm to Tiger_n_ATL
"If you gotta take a dump, do it now. I don't wanna see you guys do it on the field again."
Posted on 10/30/12 at 4:41 pm to lsuin92
quote:That is pretty awesome. However the winner is...
"The time has come to show the nation that we are number 1. The TIME has come to restore order in the SEC. THE TIME HAS COME to kill there dreams. THE TIME HAS COME TO DOMINATE. THE TIME IS NOW!"
quote::chillbumps:
I'd walk in quietly, look everyone in the eye, and write "21-0" on the board in real large numbers.
Then say, "you know what to do"
Throw the pen on the ground and walk out
Posted on 10/30/12 at 5:30 pm to slackster
"There are a bunch of sad little men fantasizing while touching themselves about giving an overly cheesy speech like this online. That's weird. Has anyone seen my cell phone?"
These kids love cell phones.
These kids love cell phones.
Posted on 10/30/12 at 5:46 pm to slackster
I would just put a picture of saban holding the NC trophy up
Posted on 10/30/12 at 5:59 pm to slackster
quote:
What would you tell the team 5 minutes before kickoff Saturday?
frick up and lose, and your balls will drop off from ball rot.
Posted on 10/30/12 at 6:02 pm to slackster
Look here assholes, get some fricking first downs so our defense wont look like a pee wee team in the second half.
go get em.
go get em.
Posted on 10/30/12 at 6:08 pm to slackster
"Clear eyes. Full hearts."
Posted on 10/30/12 at 6:23 pm to RonFNSwanson
That they will pound the tide all night long and will score at will. And to the LSU defense, that they will not allow a point. And that this game will make or break them to be in the title game.
Posted on 10/30/12 at 6:25 pm to slackster
"nobody puts baby in a corner"
Posted on 10/30/12 at 6:40 pm to RonFNSwanson
quote:
I'd walk in quietly, look everyone in the eye, and write "21-0" on the board in real large numbers.
Then say, "you know what to do"
Throw the pen on the ground and walk out
quote:
I just got chills
Yep. This is THE thing to do. If we can't win after doing this, we don't deserve to win.
Posted on 10/30/12 at 8:10 pm to lsuin92
quote:
I'd walk in quietly, look everyone in the eye, and write "21-0" on the board in real large numbers.
Then say, "you know what to do"
Throw the pen on the ground and walk out
This
Posted on 10/30/12 at 8:33 pm to slackster
"Kill the head and the body will die."
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