quote:I went on a date once with Debbie Gibson when she was at LSU when I went there(actually it is true)
quote:Ok everybody, I had sex with Kate Beckinsale.
quote: My dad, in disbelief, followed me as I went to prove him wrong, but when we got there, he was gone
quote:Forgot to put my straw in the bag.
quote:someone's been smoking a little "Honey Badger" I see