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re: Official Advice thread for Bama fans coming to NO.

Posted on 12/29/11 at 7:10 pm to
Posted by eugenio
Member since Mar 2009
494 posts
Posted on 12/29/11 at 7:10 pm to
Bama Fans,

Please accept my apology on behalf of the Rant. No one here has mentioned the quality restaurants New Orleans has to offer. So here we go.

1) Any restaurant in the Westbank, New Orleans East and St John's Parish.

2) Any and all Dot's Diner

3) Tiffin Inn located in Metairie.

4) Websters--also in Metairie.

5) Taqueria Sanchez in Kenner (for the Spanish fans)

Dress in Bama gear and they will insisit you don't tip. We love our guest.

Enjoy!
Posted by Legion
Member since Dec 2011
17 posts
Posted on 12/29/11 at 7:39 pm to
Be sure to blindly follow any stranger down any dark passage who is seeking your "help" in lieu of going to the proper authorities for assistance.

Posted by Oyster
North Shore
Member since Feb 2009
10224 posts
Posted on 12/29/11 at 10:59 pm to
New Orleans hookers have to pass health department exams every week. There is no need to use safe sex techniques with NOLA hookers. As an added show of hospitality they enjoy not being paid for their services.
Posted by deew
Member since Mar 2008
1082 posts
Posted on 12/29/11 at 11:33 pm to
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Posted by bama1959
Huntsville, AL
Member since Nov 2008
4558 posts
Posted on 12/30/11 at 1:41 am to
I wonder which school gets arrested more Bama or LSU for the game? I say Bama cause we are going to up all night Jan9 and early Jan10 and being real obnoxious everywhere we go doing Rammer Jammer.
Posted by cenla tigah
cenla
Member since Sep 2007
5521 posts
Posted on 12/30/11 at 1:44 am to
methinks thats a dangerous cocktail
Posted by GonePecan
Southeast of disorder
Member since Feb 2011
6086 posts
Posted on 12/30/11 at 8:36 am to
Take a moonlit swamp tour in Gramercy. There's a great one that starts at 7:00 on Monday.
Posted by TheWhizzinator
Holding cell at 201 Poplar
Member since Jun 2008
5163 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 10:40 pm to
Make sure to buy an Alabama bead along with other beads the size of basketballs from any souvenir establishment as you will be the life of the party and the bartenders will for sure give you free drinks. Also, the souvenir shop will give you an amazing deal as well.

Jorts, white shoes, a jersey and a houndstooth hat with the A script is the panty dropping attire.
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 10:42 pm to
quote:

I wonder which school gets arrested more Bama or LSU for the game? I say Bama cause we are going to up all night Jan9 and early Jan10 and being real obnoxious everywhere we go doing Rammer Jammer.


Posted by Red Stick Tigress
Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2005
17892 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 10:47 pm to
Is that where Marie Leveau is buried?
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21374 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 10:52 pm to
New Orleanians love to celebrate Halloween all year long. Be sure to go up to a few locals and say...yo brah, where da spook house at?
Posted by lovinLSU
lafayette
Member since Nov 2007
13933 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:05 pm to
quote:

If you happen to drop your cup of Zima in a Bourbon St. puddle and there is still some left it's perfectly fine to pick it up and then drink from it again.
hell, they clean the streets every nite so dont be afraid to just slurp it right off the street..its super sanitary..trust me!..
Posted by lovinLSU
lafayette
Member since Nov 2007
13933 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:13 pm to
quote:

Go Downtown and find the mississippi river and jump in it.
better yet, there's a high diving board on the Miss.River bridge...find it, its really neat to bungie jump off of it!...
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:20 pm to
There's a standing order form the NOPD that if you can steal one of their guns without getting caught, you get free shots on Bourbon for the duration of your stay.
Posted by BooHoo Tbow
NOLA
Member since Oct 2008
685 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:49 pm to
Be sure to take the "Treme" walking tour between 11pm and 5am. See all the locations of the HBO series and meet the friendly locals to experience some real New Orleans culture!
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8269 posts
Posted on 1/3/12 at 12:12 am to
Don't.

Can't wait to sing, "Hey, Tide! Hey, Tide! Hey, Tide! We just beat the hell out of you! Rammer Jammer, Yellow Hammer, go to hell Alabama!"
Posted by Tha Truth
Kenner
Member since Apr 2008
417 posts
Posted on 1/3/12 at 12:45 am to
Thread had so much potential and occasionally delivered with advice like "Bourbon starts past St Ann" and "Save money and time by parking on the other side of Claiborne", however, poor execution kept it from delivering the way it could have.

If this thread dies I may try the concept out in the SEC Rant in the next couple of days.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36724 posts
Posted on 1/3/12 at 12:50 am to
quote:

Bourbon St doesn't even really begin until you cross St Ann.


Posted by GonePecan
Southeast of disorder
Member since Feb 2011
6086 posts
Posted on 1/3/12 at 9:16 am to
quote:

Thread had so much potential and occasionally delivered with advice like "Bourbon starts past St Ann" and "Save money and time by parking on the other side of Claiborne", however, poor execution kept it from delivering the way it could have.

It probably should have started on the SEC rant. Maybe some nice admin will move it.
Posted by justustm2
Member since Sep 2005
4158 posts
Posted on 1/3/12 at 9:25 am to
quote:

wander teh side streets to soak up the culture and if you get lost just ask one of the young black gentlemen for directions


Also trust all of the white gentlemen you come across. They are always safe and trustworthy.
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