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Official Advice thread for Bama fans coming to NO.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 11:45 am
Posted on 12/29/11 at 11:45 am
I haven't seen one so I thought I'd start a PSA. Bama fans, the NOPD are a fun loving lot and love to joke around; particulary the ones on horseback. They fancy themselves as some kind of modern day cowboys. When one rides by you, give his horse a good slap on the arse. And when one tells you to move, stand your ground, hold up your drink and say something like, "You make me, partner." They love that.
This post was edited on 12/29/11 at 12:22 pm
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Posted on 12/29/11 at 11:46 am to GonePecan
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When one rides by you, give his horse a good slap on the arse.
:kige:
Posted on 12/29/11 at 11:47 am to GonePecan
You should have put this on the SEC Rant=20 pages 
Posted on 12/29/11 at 11:47 am to GonePecan
This may work if 90% of the Alabama fans coming in hadn't been to NOLA multiple times.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 11:48 am to GonePecan
Posted on 12/29/11 at 11:48 am to stonedbegonias
Not only is peeing allowed on Bourbon street, its encouraged, it helps clean things up a bit.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 11:51 am to GonePecan
Throw your drink as far as you can everytime bama score/makes a field goal
It is a tradition in the Dome for the visiting team!
It is a tradition in the Dome for the visiting team!
Posted on 12/29/11 at 11:51 am to GonePecan
Masturbation Mondays are still in effect so when in public, whip out your genitals and start flogging. Cops find it hilarious!
The streets are your restroom. Feel free to whip it out anywhere and relieve yourself.
Carry your wallet in your hand and avoid well lit areas. The fine people of the city love to see how much money you have and who likes all those bright lights anyway.
Be very quiet in the dome. You can be arrested for being too loud.
The streets are your restroom. Feel free to whip it out anywhere and relieve yourself.
Carry your wallet in your hand and avoid well lit areas. The fine people of the city love to see how much money you have and who likes all those bright lights anyway.
Be very quiet in the dome. You can be arrested for being too loud.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 11:51 am to barry
Unlike other cities, the strippers in New Orleans love to be fondled and touched it is like the stripper calling card and is specific to New Orleans. Jump on stage an just rub away. And tipping is forbidden.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 11:53 am to tigerfoot
Bourbon St doesn't even really begin until you cross St Ann.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 11:53 am to tigerfoot
the bama fan katrina jokes go over really well in new orleans. all the ones ive heard on my trips to ttown would have people buying bama fans drinks.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 11:55 am to tigerfoot
There are some idiots on the streets who think they know where you got your shoes. They will want to bet you. Bet heavily. They have no idea.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 12:05 pm to GonePecan
If you happen to drop your cup of Zima in a Bourbon St. puddle and there is still some left it's perfectly fine to pick it up and then drink from it again.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 12:12 pm to TheWhizzinator
Racial slurs are accepted and welcomed in all parts of the city.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 12:26 pm to Chazz Reinhold
Here's your advice:
Don't come.
Don't come.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 12:34 pm to FaithInFarmer
Native New Orleanians love it when you pronounce the city correctly, which is New Or-Leens. This will endear you right away.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 12:38 pm to GonePecan
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There are some idiots on the streets who think they know where you got your shoes. They will want to bet you. Bet heavily. They have no idea.
This was gonna be my advice. Bama fans should head it.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 12:38 pm to EPORE
Folks at Cafe DuMonde love their visitors. In an effort to restore order, just put on all Bama gear and walk straight to the front, they will treat you with all respect due.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 12:41 pm to GonePecan
"Unlike other cities, the strippers in New Orleans love to be fondled and touched it is like the stripper calling card and is specific to New Orleans. Jump on stage an just rub away. And tipping is forbidden"
This actually is a fact, been there, done that
This actually is a fact, been there, done that
Posted on 12/29/11 at 12:58 pm to GonePecan
It is a tradition to walk around Bourbon St. with your tickets to the game in your hand and drink so much you pass out in the street holding your tickets. The tickets let others know not to mess with you.
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