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How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:28 am
Posted by BeauCephus307
Washington, LA
Member since Jan 2007
2659 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:28 am
One, but he gets 3 hours credit.

#1 vs #2 Let's hate on some Aggies!
Posted by lsutigers1992
Member since Mar 2006
25317 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:30 am to
Four

One to hold the light bulb still.

Three to turn the ladder.
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:30 am to
I like that one better
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:31 am to
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
25059 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:32 am to
Aggy enters the house carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, laying in bed, reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." Aggy replies, "If you weren't so stupid, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:34 am to
2

1 to screw the bulb

1 to screw the aggy
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
47793 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:34 am to
I'd rather not think about 2 men "doing it"
Posted by Macintosh504
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
52528 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:41 am to
Ahah wowzers good one man
Posted by lsutigers1992
Member since Mar 2006
25317 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:43 am to
It's good. Would apply better at North Carolina instead, but still good.
Posted by BeauCephus307
Washington, LA
Member since Jan 2007
2659 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:44 am to
Do you people not know how an Aggie joke thread works?
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
25059 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:45 am to
Did you hear about the aggy that died riding in the back of a truck? The driver fell asleep and drove into a lake. Aggy drowned because he couldn't get the tailgate down.
Posted by BeauCephus307
Washington, LA
Member since Jan 2007
2659 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:46 am to
Posted by lsutigers1992
Member since Mar 2006
25317 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:47 am to
Like this?

Posted by ParIV
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2004
2135 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:50 am to
I heard A&M showed up for the series in Baton Rouge late last night, but while exiting the interstate, they read the sign "LSU left", so they turned around and went home.
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
25059 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:51 am to
Posted by MegaTiger3
League City, TX
Member since Jan 2014
2141 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:56 am to
Love me some Faggie Jokes
Posted by lsuroadie
South LA
Member since Oct 2007
8393 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 9:12 am to
A guy walks into a bar and walks up to the bartender and says, "Would you like to hear an Aggie joke?" The
bartender, who was a big guy says "Now before you tell that joke take a look at that diploma, I went to Texas A&M, and
you see that guy working the door, an equally large man, he went to A&M, and that guy over there playing pool well
he's an Aggie too, so now are you sure you want to tell that joke?" So the guy says "Well not anymore, I would have to
explain it 3 times"
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30054 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 9:17 am to
Atm fan walks into bar with parrot on shoulder.

Bartender asks" where'd you get that thing?"

Parrot says ". Texas, there's thousands of them."
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 9:19 am to
I love that picture.
Posted by Nix to Twillie
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2015
17694 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 9:20 am to


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