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re: How fast is Russell Shepard?

Posted on 8/25/09 at 2:45 pm to
Posted by Teacher
Member since Sep 2006
3060 posts
Posted on 8/25/09 at 2:45 pm to
Shep is a 4.4 with Regie Bush and Gayle Sayers shiftiness. Enough said.
Posted by LSUBCSCHAMPS11
Member since Jan 2009
2003 posts
Posted on 8/25/09 at 2:46 pm to
Shep is a shifty Cheetah amungst(is that even a word?) Tigers.
Posted by Stagg8
Houston
Member since Jan 2005
12985 posts
Posted on 8/25/09 at 2:48 pm to
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How fast is Russell Shepard?


Shepard ran a 4.33 at one of the combines (either Scout or Rivals)... which makes him the second fastest true frosh behind Drayton Calhoun (laser timed 4.31).
Posted by Sammobile
Hollywood South
Member since Jan 2009
22329 posts
Posted on 8/25/09 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

How fast is Russell Shepard?

so fast he will start down the line in his career at QB
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
14099 posts
Posted on 8/25/09 at 3:07 pm to
That's rhetorical, right?
Posted by NoGumps
Member since Jan 2009
247 posts
Posted on 8/25/09 at 3:12 pm to
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Posted by sixer
Member since Aug 2009
350 posts
Posted on 8/25/09 at 4:10 pm to
I believe he is quicker and faster than Pat White.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30369 posts
Posted on 8/25/09 at 4:11 pm to
i heard this is him running a crossing pattern in practice:
Posted by OhFace55
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
7040 posts
Posted on 8/25/09 at 4:15 pm to
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Lets put it this way; if Shep ever decides to steal somebody's purse in The Quad,


:racist:
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98801 posts
Posted on 8/25/09 at 4:16 pm to
If he's that fast he would make an excellent DE, on the opposite side from TH of course.
Posted by Hair of the Dog
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2005
2205 posts
Posted on 8/25/09 at 4:23 pm to
Could he be better than Joe McKnight?
Posted by LSU Fan SLU Grad
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2006
4893 posts
Posted on 8/25/09 at 7:50 pm to
Russell Shepard is faster than Chuck Norris
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
7956 posts
Posted on 8/25/09 at 7:57 pm to
I'm going with "He's jackrabbit fast"

...Imagine if you dropped a rabbit in the middle of the field and told the D to tackle it... chaos ensues.

...Same thing happens when RS catches a crossing pattern.
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
7956 posts
Posted on 8/25/09 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

his 40 time = answer to dividing by zero


...And as an alpha uber nerd I must object to this. Dividing by zero would send his 40 time to infinity making him motionless... clearly ridiculous.
Posted by Cold Cous Cous
Bucktown, La.
Member since Oct 2003
15043 posts
Posted on 8/25/09 at 8:01 pm to
If he were to ever attempt to travel full speed, he would occupy all points in the universe at once.
Posted by Gus Tinsley
NW LA.
Member since May 2008
3346 posts
Posted on 8/25/09 at 8:03 pm to
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How fast is Russell Shepard?


Faster than a speeding bullet.....

More powerful than a locomotive....

Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...
..................................................................................................


My mistake thats the other guy......
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
7956 posts
Posted on 8/25/09 at 9:10 pm to
quote:

If he were to ever attempt to travel full speed, he would occupy all points in the universe at once.



I hope not... the SEC refs would just keep saying he went out of bounds.
Posted by TexTgrTed
Parker County, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
5813 posts
Posted on 8/25/09 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

How fast is Russell Shepard?


He's one step ahead of defenders fast...think we'll all be surprised at his football speed.
Posted by Griffmanjoe
Kemah, Texas
Member since Dec 2003
3450 posts
Posted on 8/25/09 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

Warp speed.

To fast for a redshirt.



Well, if we're going uber-nerd, I gotta post what I was thinking when I first read this: Let's put it this way, he's so fast, if he was running away from you, he would have a red shirt regardless due to Red Shift.

:rimshot:
Posted by cardee2003
Baton Rouge/Tacoma,WA
Member since Jan 2009
2632 posts
Posted on 8/25/09 at 11:36 pm to
Too bad Chris Polk will not be able to show his speed
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