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re: How fast is Russell Shepard?

Posted on 8/25/09 at 11:48 pm to
Posted by GeauxElliott
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2007
3695 posts
Posted on 8/25/09 at 11:48 pm to
I heard that when he turns out the light to go to bed,
he's under the covers before the room gets dark.
Posted by P bean
br
Member since Dec 2006
4059 posts
Posted on 8/26/09 at 12:26 am to
quote:

the reason COach LEs Miles closed down practice to the press this week is he is installing a super secret formation only used in certain provinces of CHina and Hong Kong proper heretofore. In this formation (not sure if it is even legal in the SEC)


hahaha, awesome we're gonna be so badass...
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
7956 posts
Posted on 8/26/09 at 4:09 am to
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Well, if we're going uber-nerd, I gotta post what I was thinking when I first read this: Let's put it this way, he's so fast, if he was running away from you, he would have a red shirt regardless due to Red Shift.


Yeah, but when you are sitting in the end zone and he's running towards you, then the shift is to the violet end of the spectrum... LSU purple baby!
Posted by humblepie
Member since May 2008
536 posts
Posted on 8/26/09 at 4:24 am to
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easily outruns daylight....



omg

I loled
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
30391 posts
Posted on 8/26/09 at 6:45 am to
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certain provinces of CHina and Hong Kong proper heretofore.


I don't ever want to see language like that made a part hereof and be seen herein ever again
This post was edited on 8/26/09 at 6:48 am
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
47795 posts
Posted on 8/26/09 at 7:14 am to
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Somebody in the know please tell me what kind of speed Russell Shepard has (i.e. is he Jordan Jefferson fast or is he Keiland Williams fast?).
Did u really type that?
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89485 posts
Posted on 8/27/09 at 8:18 am to
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I hope not... the SEC refs would just keep saying he went out of bounds.


Actually not. Since, at that point, Russell Shepard would be co-extant with the known universe, he would either displace the referees to another universe, destroy the referees (and everything else in the known universe), or he would "become" the whole of the universe, including the referees, depending on whichever existential model you suscribe.
Posted by mmtiger
South Louisiana
Member since Jan 2005
2890 posts
Posted on 8/27/09 at 8:42 am to
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Lets put it this way; if Shep ever decides to steal somebody's purse in The Quad, nobody is going to run him down.


Thats just wrong!
Posted by Teacher
Member since Sep 2006
3060 posts
Posted on 8/27/09 at 9:35 am to
I think he could give Holiday a race at 40 yards. Speed burns.
Posted by loussenile
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
758 posts
Posted on 8/27/09 at 9:39 am to
Rs is so fast he is in the endzone before the center even hikes the ball
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