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Posted on 8/25/09 at 11:59 am to SuperD AP
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When Usain Bolt goes to sleep, he checks for Russell Shepard under his bed.
He also checks for Chad Jones.
Posted on 8/25/09 at 12:00 pm to rtbtiger
E =MC Funk
Posted on 8/25/09 at 12:00 pm to rtbtiger
He kills with his quick, not his fast. but he is comparable to JaMarcus Russell in his straight line speed. 
Posted on 8/25/09 at 1:05 pm to The Fishin Magician
quote:in his closet.
He also checks for Chad Jones.
I heard he sees his hats move at night too.
He Fears The Hat.
Posted on 8/25/09 at 1:28 pm to Tiger_n_ATL
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How fast is Russell Shepard?
You have to ask SFP, the king of all 40 times, before you can answer this question. Only he knows for sure. He also knows if the time was wind aided, hand timed, or digitally timed. Any argument you want to make pro or con regarding RS's 40 time, SFP can refute.
Yep, can't let that 161 IQ go to waste.
Posted on 8/25/09 at 1:30 pm to KC Tiger
Percy Harvin fast.
Posted on 8/25/09 at 1:33 pm to Tiger Ryno
but he is comparable to JaMarcus Russell in his straight line speed.
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This is a joke right?
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This is a joke right?
Posted on 8/25/09 at 1:34 pm to TigerEyez
magic man fast... now you see him 
now you dont... booooom!!!!
now you dont... booooom!!!!Posted on 8/25/09 at 1:35 pm to Tiger Ryno
quote:
He kills with his quick, not his fast. but he is comparable to JaMarcus Russell in his straight line speed.
Wow. You're my hero.
Posted on 8/25/09 at 1:43 pm to KC Tiger
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How fast is Russell Shepard?
his 40 time = answer to dividing by zero
Posted on 8/25/09 at 1:46 pm to KC Tiger
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How fast is Russell Shepard?
How wet is water?
Posted on 8/25/09 at 1:50 pm to Towelie
I heard he even beat Chuck Norris in the 40!! That's fast!!!!
Posted on 8/25/09 at 1:51 pm to TigerEyez
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but he is comparable to JaMarcus Russell in his straight line speed.
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This is a joke right?
i hope soPosted on 8/25/09 at 1:51 pm to rocket32484
Posted on 8/25/09 at 1:54 pm to Tiger Ryno
easily outruns daylight....
Posted on 8/25/09 at 2:03 pm to TigerTreyjpg
the reason COach LEs Miles closed down practice to the press this week is he is installing a super secret formation only used in certain provinces of CHina and Hong Kong proper heretofore. In this formation (not sure if it is even legal in the SEC) Holliday and Shepard will line up as co-QBs in the backfiled but both under center at the same time. The defense won't really know which center is hiking the ball because they will come to the line with the ball sitting between the two interior lineman and stand up until Charles Scott yells "Hutt One, Hutt 2, in your FACE Dr. Lou"!!! and then as predetermined by the pre-snap read, one of hte aformentioned OL will drop down snap the ball one handed to whichever QB is under them and then they will fake the reverse handoff up the middle and run a seemingly naked bootleg the other way with Scott and Ciron as lead blockers. Then they will read the LBs for the fake and either throw it back to the other QB or continue with the option to the sideline. This formation bascially gaurantees you at least 10 yards and possibly 50 if executed correctly.
Posted on 8/25/09 at 2:39 pm to KC Tiger
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Somebody in the know please tell me what kind of speed Russell Shepard has (i.e. is he Jordan Jefferson fast or is he Keiland Williams fast?).
Let's just say that if "fast" were "strawberries", Russell Shepard would be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.
Posted on 8/25/09 at 2:41 pm to Ace Midnight
Warp speed.
To fast for a redshirt.
To fast for a redshirt.
This post was edited on 8/25/09 at 2:43 pm
Posted on 8/25/09 at 2:41 pm to The Fishin Magician
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He also checks for Chad Jones.
To this day, John Parker Wilson has his dad check the house and yard for either Laron Landry or Chad Jones, before he goes to sleep.
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