re: Drunkest you've ever been at a football game?

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1990 vs Miami of Ohio. Drank a fifth of Vodka and OJ before the game. Had to be carried out. My buddy was driving after the game on Sorority row swerving all over the road on purpose. He got lit up by LSUPD. When he got out of the car he said "I'll be right back". Didn't see him for 3 days..lol. I passed out by the lake and slept there all night.

God that is hilarious!!!

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Utterly pitiful thread. It takes ZERO talent and ZERO brains to become a BOORISH DRUNKEN LOUT!

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Look, every once in a while you go too far drinking before/during the game. I've been to countless games without one of these stories, but there are a handful of being a completely obliterated drunk. The stories can be funny.

Go read another thread!

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Look who started the thread.

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Are you kidding?!? We LSU fans are the kings! How dare you!

Fall '89 - Won Casino Night the night before - 1st prize was a fifth of Seagrams. That and some extras led to a puking in the student section ... not one of my finest moments. I have no idea what game it was, but it was in September sometime. It was referred to forever as "the time I puked all over my date" (which wasn't actually true, but that version of the story stuck).

Sometime in the mid '90s - UT @ UGA. I probably drank more than I ever have. Walking into the stadium, I started to feel like crap. I went to the end of the upper deck breezeway area to get some air and proceeded to puke off the upper deck for about 15 minutes. Luckily for everyone, it was into an open area down below, but the spread was impressive. I didn't make it to my seat until the last series before half. Sometime in the mid 3rd, my buddy and I started to worry about whether we could find the tailgate and/or car (first time either of us had been to Athens and we were in a different section than our UGA friends). We knew the car was by the railroad tracks, but we went the wrong way. We were both hammered out of our minds. When we got to the ag buildings, we realized we went the wrong way. While turning around, I slipped and fell down the gravel embankment, but was too drunk to feel the pain. I hadn't broken anything, but I had a bruise on my forearm easily the size of softball for seemingly weeks plus a tons of scratches just about everywhere. Our friends thought I had gotten mugged.

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Auburn 1988, Earthquake game. My date left me at halftime. I might have thrown up on her. I remember nothing about the game, other than the last play.

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Throwing up on her, all I can do is :bow: :bow: :bow:

Independance Bowl...

LSU vs. Michigan state.... Beating the shite out of none other than Nick Satan....

Drank 5th of crown an numerous beers.....

Spent game hitting up on some dude girl friend.

Couldn't remember second half/most game except fot the 100 yrd kickoff returns by muhamad/kennison....

Puked the hole way back to Lafayette..

I don't remember. I was drunk at so many games over the years, I can't remember when I was drunkest. Alcohol made me not only forgetful but stupid. I've been sober for nearly 15 years and don't miss it all. Of course, LSU games seem so much different now than they used to. I enjoy the 3rd and 4th quarters and can actually walk out of the stadium without any help.

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Look who started the thread.

That's what they do. In their "culture" it's really cool. Drinking/Getting Drunk is the Holy Gosphel to not only the Gumps, but to all the trashy Neanderneck cretins everywhere that can't deal with their lives. That's why they can't attend ANY athletic event without drinking. All that drinking numbs the pain for a few hours, but it's soon back to the real world for the freaks..........

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You sound like a dry drunk here buddy,
relax, have a drink. you know you want one.