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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)

Posted on 5/12/09 at 2:05 pm to
Posted by Bucky Goldstein
Metairie,La.
Member since Oct 2005
1985 posts
Posted on 5/12/09 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

Chad Jones once had sex in an 18 wheeler and ejaculated on the front seat. nine months later, Optimus Prime was born.
Posted by SuperD AP
Member since Feb 2008
1171 posts
Posted on 5/12/09 at 2:18 pm to
that and the peanut butter gargling are my favorites This thread kept me laughin all day
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6275 posts
Posted on 5/12/09 at 2:37 pm to
Chad Jones let the dogs out and he said to stop asking the freaking question.
Posted by cdupuy
Member since Sep 2008
95 posts
Posted on 5/12/09 at 4:20 pm to
Chad Jones sleeps with a pillow under his gun
Posted by purple and gold 3
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2009
156 posts
Posted on 5/12/09 at 4:24 pm to
After taking a dump on the lawn Chad Jones' dog pics up its own crap. Cuz Chad Jones doesn't take shite from anyone.
Posted by cdupuy
Member since Sep 2008
95 posts
Posted on 5/12/09 at 4:30 pm to
lightning never strikes in the same place twice because it knows Chad Jones is looking for it.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 5/12/09 at 9:45 pm to
this one is prob the best
quote:

Chad Jones once had sex in an 18 wheeler and ejaculated on the front seat. nine months later, Optimus Prime was born.
Posted by tigerbill002
Member since May 2008
2316 posts
Posted on 5/12/09 at 10:03 pm to
I actually heard the other day that a swine caught Chad Jones Flu and it died instantly. The World Health Organization has since declared an instant pandemic.
Posted by Tiger4
Member since Jan 2009
8761 posts
Posted on 5/12/09 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

purple and gold 3
Member since Apr 2009
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This post was edited on 5/12/09 at 10:08 pm
Posted by Sir Yin Yang
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Sep 2008
558 posts
Posted on 5/12/09 at 11:07 pm to
Chad Jones once pissed in an active volcano and it immediately went dormant.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 5/13/09 at 7:15 pm to
while the tigers were clinging to a 5-3 lead last night chad jones looked at the pitcher. next thing you know LSU is up 12-3 and the pitcher is cowering in the corner
Posted by Majtj236
Member since Dec 2004
1268 posts
Posted on 5/13/09 at 8:14 pm to
When Chad Jones goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Posted by TheBaker
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2004
4306 posts
Posted on 5/13/09 at 8:41 pm to
Chad Jones can make concrete snow angels in the street.
Posted by Sammobile
Hollywood South
Member since Jan 2009
22329 posts
Posted on 5/13/09 at 8:44 pm to
quote:


When Chad Jones goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Posted by Zoom8
Walker
Member since Aug 2008
393 posts
Posted on 5/13/09 at 10:27 pm to
Chad Jones has no hair on his testicles, because hair can't grow on steel.
Posted by TigersMaul Bammers
Normandy Park, WA
Member since Apr 2009
871 posts
Posted on 5/13/09 at 10:40 pm to
There was a recent plan to produce a third Aliens v. Predator sequel -- then the producers signed Chad Jones to appear in a cameo scene in the film. The monsters all backed out of the project, citing training injuries.
Posted by Sammobile
Hollywood South
Member since Jan 2009
22329 posts
Posted on 5/13/09 at 10:55 pm to
quote:

They once made Chad Jones toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shite from anybody.
This post was edited on 5/13/09 at 10:56 pm
Posted by zack7552
Lawton, OK
Member since Jul 2008
3823 posts
Posted on 5/14/09 at 8:06 am to
So could Chad Jones create an object that even Chad Jones couldn't lift?


I just went cross eyed.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 5/14/09 at 4:30 pm to
the world would explode if he did this
Posted by zeebo
Hammond
Member since Jan 2008
5193 posts
Posted on 5/14/09 at 5:13 pm to
You can't stop thinking about Chad Jones.

Try and think of anything other than Chad Jones.















Told you.
This post was edited on 5/14/09 at 5:14 pm
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