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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)

Posted on 5/14/09 at 5:18 pm to
Posted by LSUmreed14
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2007
771 posts
Posted on 5/14/09 at 5:18 pm to
Tim Tebow didnt cry because he lost to LSU. He cried because Chad Jones threatened to take him off his Myspace friends list.
Posted by lsudiva2010
2014 Class B BBall Champions
Member since Jan 2008
19302 posts
Posted on 5/14/09 at 6:07 pm to
The statement that matter can neither be created nor destroyed is false; Chad Jones can do both ... in his sleep ... because he is Chad Jones.

A facebook "poke" from Chad Jones is his way of saying "you're next."
This post was edited on 5/14/09 at 7:11 pm
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50238 posts
Posted on 5/22/09 at 10:44 am to
bump, just because....
Posted by Brown Mountain
Covington, La
Member since Feb 2006
8014 posts
Posted on 5/22/09 at 11:03 am to
Chad Jones can tie rebar into knots....with his tongue.
Posted by PurpleKnight88
Laplace, LA
Member since Jan 2009
856 posts
Posted on 5/22/09 at 11:09 am to
Chad Jones doesn't argue balls and strikes. He just stares at the umpire until the umpire throws himself out the game.
Posted by baobabtiger
Member since May 2009
4719 posts
Posted on 5/22/09 at 1:11 pm to
Two cowboys and Chad Jones were sitting around a campfire out on the lonesome prairie. A night of their tall tales begins. The first cowboy says, "I'm the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands." The second cowboy can't stand to be outdone. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp." Chad Jones remained silent, ......slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
Posted by covlatiger
Member since Feb 2006
2321 posts
Posted on 5/22/09 at 1:30 pm to
Chad Jones doesn't need a watch...He decides what time it is.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50238 posts
Posted on 5/22/09 at 1:53 pm to
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Two cowboys and Chad Jones were sitting around a campfire out on the lonesome prairie. A night of their tall tales begins. The first cowboy says, "I'm the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands." The second cowboy can't stand to be outdone. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp." Chad Jones remained silent, ......slowly stirring the coals with his penis.


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baobabtiger


Best. First. Post. Ever.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50238 posts
Posted on 2/16/12 at 10:29 am to
On May 2nd, 2011, Chad Jones left his cozy spot at his rehab center to invade Pakistan and kill Osama Bin Laden.....on one leg.

Posted by i10Duck
mobile
Member since Nov 2008
1549 posts
Posted on 2/16/12 at 10:40 am to
nice pickup
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50238 posts
Posted on 2/16/12 at 10:59 am to
Let's keep it rolling...i'll be out for a while but will shamelessly bump it if needed.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50238 posts
Posted on 2/17/12 at 3:08 pm to
Shameless bump
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 2/17/12 at 3:17 pm to
Chad Jones can drown a fish.

Posted by geauxtigers6492
Admin in Waiting
Member since Jun 2008
3981 posts
Posted on 2/17/12 at 3:19 pm to
Saw This thread on my book marks the other day!!!


So glad to hear all CJ was cleared to play!
Posted by rballa19
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4379 posts
Posted on 2/17/12 at 4:59 pm to
The dinosaurs looked at Chad Jones once. Just once....
Posted by rballa19
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4379 posts
Posted on 2/17/12 at 5:01 pm to
Chad Jones has been to Mars....that's why there are no signs of life there.
This post was edited on 2/17/12 at 5:27 pm
Posted by Schibs
Dallas via New Orleans
Member since Sep 2004
182 posts
Posted on 2/17/12 at 5:07 pm to
Every year, Lent gives something up for Chad Jones
Posted by tigerfan5803
Premium Member
Member since Dec 2005
4521 posts
Posted on 2/17/12 at 5:14 pm to
If you see Chad Jones dating a guy, its cause he ran out of girls.
Posted by tigerfan5803
Premium Member
Member since Dec 2005
4521 posts
Posted on 2/17/12 at 5:48 pm to


Chad Jones' fleshlight has been shipped.
Posted by HeadBusta4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
11312 posts
Posted on 2/17/12 at 5:55 pm to
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