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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)

Posted on 5/10/09 at 10:54 am to
Posted by Couillon
Anchorage, Alaska
Member since Jan 2005
119 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 10:54 am to
JFK was not assonated. He witnessed Chad Jones athletic ablitly and his head exploded in shear amazement.


True Story!
Posted by TigersMaul Bammers
Normandy Park, WA
Member since Apr 2009
871 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 11:49 am to
Chad Jones once walked through Arizona with his fly unzipped. The result was the Grand Canyon . . .
Posted by Ashby
Columbia
Member since May 2009
5 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 12:40 pm to
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Posted by ETownTiger
Member since Apr 2009
136 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 12:56 pm to
Lil Jon heard Chad Jones

Lol I tried
Posted by The_Pistol
Member since Dec 2003
2519 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 1:38 pm to
Chad Jones once punched "The Most Interesting Man in the World" for telling a boring story.
Posted by dranknpurple
austin
Member since Nov 2007
2181 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 1:47 pm to

dayum that was a good one
Posted by autray
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
309 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 2:24 pm to
The most interesting man once had an awkward moment...because of Chad Jones
Posted by tigervet4
Member since Sep 2006
2343 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 2:35 pm to
Chad Jones is left handed. He is also right handed.
Posted by Fight4LSU
Kenner
Member since Jul 2005
9754 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 3:09 pm to
Chad Jones doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Posted by lsudupont82
The Avoyelles Parish
Member since Nov 2007
5112 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 4:45 pm to
If you have five dollars and chad jones has five dollars, chad jones has more money than you.


chad jones once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 5:59 pm to
uf didn't actually score any runs against jones today. the earned runs were given to cain bc the scorer was scared of what jones would do to him
Posted by blizzle03
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
59 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 7:08 pm to
Bigfoot takes pitures of Chad Jones.

Superman wears Chad Jones pajamas.
Posted by silentjuan
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2006
113 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 9:05 pm to
The running of the bulls in Spain. Chad Jones is the reason they're running.
This post was edited on 5/10/09 at 9:06 pm
Posted by The Godfather
Surrounded by Assholes
Member since Mar 2005
41433 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 9:27 pm to
There is no such thing as tornados. Chad Jones just hates trailer parks.
Posted by cdupuy
Member since Sep 2008
95 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 9:41 pm to
chad jones is the only mammal with an opposable thumb... on his penis.
Posted by Tigersicles
Metairie
Member since Feb 2009
639 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 10:00 pm to
This thread is gold.
Posted by lsudiva2010
2014 Class B BBall Champions
Member since Jan 2008
19302 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 10:28 pm to
quote:

This thread is gold.

agreed

There are actually four things that can kill Wolverine: drowning, suffocation, decapitation and Chad Jones.
Posted by PurpleKnight88
Laplace, LA
Member since Jan 2009
856 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 10:44 pm to
Chad Jones sneezed once. The event is most commonly referred to as the Big Bang Theory.
Posted by lsudiva2010
2014 Class B BBall Champions
Member since Jan 2008
19302 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 10:48 pm to
The first time Chad Jones threw a pitch, it killed the dinosaurs
Posted by BamaHater
Houston
Member since Sep 2003
13536 posts
Posted on 5/10/09 at 10:49 pm to
Superman's weakness is not kryptonite like many think, it's Chad Jones.
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