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You putting up the Christmas lights this year Chicken?



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re: You putting up the Christmas lights this year Chicken?
yea... where the lights?????


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just me
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re: You putting up the Christmas lights this year Chicken?
Chicken can't just "put the lights up." There's a bunch of steps involved in putting the lights up.




Go up into the attic.

Find the boxes of Christmas lights.

Bring down the boxes of Christmas lights.

Open the boxes.

Bring the boxes back upstairs because the boxes were for the Christmas tree lights. [NOTE: Mark Christmas boxes more carefully for next year.]

Look around for the boxes of TigerDroppings Christmas lights.

Look around some more for the boxes of TigerDroppings Christmas lights.

Start opening boxes at random for the TigerDroppings Christmas lights.

Call Kalunda to see if he borrowed the Christmas lights.

Get some toilet paper for Kalunda.

Call Fred to see if he ate the TigerDroppings Christmas lights.

Ask wife what the frick happened to the gotdam TigerDroppings Christmas lights.

Apologize to wife for the language.

Go out into the garage where the rest of the TigerDroppings decorations are because the wife organized Chicken's shite after he continually ignored his wife's requests.

Help Little Chicken with some homework.

Have a beer.

Watch a game.

Answer call from RummelTiger asking if he should wear brown shoes or black shoes with a navy suit, and reminding Chicken that he needs to put up the Christmas lights.

Go out into the garage.

Look at his exercise equipment getting dusty with a smattering of mildew.

Open up boxes looking for the TigerDroppings Christmas lights.

Find box of LLOTOT's nude pics.

Peruse the pics. Chuckle to himself about gullibility of LLOTOTs and the Tiger Dave and panties incident.

Panic about whether his wife might have opened the box when she organized Chicken's shite.

Fantasise about threesome involving his wife and Blondie.

Close the box, tape it, and put it under a stack of other boxes.

Go take a shower.

Have a beer.

Watch a game.

Answer call from Ice Cold about whether the recent ban limits apply even to the SEC Rant. Assure him that they do not apply to the SEC Rant. Tell Ice Cold to remind Tomy Dingo that he is way down on his quota and that he needs to grow a pair.

Answer call from Baloo about some intellectual shite that Chicken does not understand in the slightest. Say, "yeah" and "uh-huh" a lot.

Answer panicky call from Tigah in L.A. concerning Tigah in L.A.'s irrational fear that the Political Talk board might be onto his true liberal leanings despite his posts to the contrary. Remind Tigah in L.A. to take his meds . . . again. Refuse Tigah in L.A.'s request for campaign donation for Obama . . . again.

Eat dinner.

Have a beer.

Watch a game.

Answer phone call from Uncle Stu reminding Chicken to put up the Christmas lights. Curse.

Go back into the garage and grab TigerDroppings Christmas lights.

Check bulbs.

Go to store to buy more bulbs.

Return home and check bulbs again.

Go back to store and just buy some new fricking strings of lights.

Return home.

Answer call from supatigah about Louisiana high school sports. Feign interest. Deny forty-third request to conduct a second ThunderDome™. Reminisce about the good old days on the boards. Get reminded that there are no Christmas lights up yet. Re-assure supatigah about his place in the pecking order of admins.

Go to computer.

Answer email from Chief Illiniwek about coaching search and whether Sumlin might be in line for job. Laugh.

Start inputting code to put up lights.

Answer instant message from ByteMe about possible additional boards. Laugh about Music Board.

Try to input code to put up the Christmas lights.

Try to input code to put up the Christmas lights.

Try to input code to put up the Christmas lights.

Send email to Circus Child asking him if he can put up the Christmas lights as usual.




GoldenTiger85
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re: You putting up the Christmas lights this year Chicken?
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just me


not too many cases right now I see


DownshiftAndFloorIt
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just me
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re: You putting up the Christmas lights this year Chicken?
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not too many cases right now I see
Probably not, we drank two or three this weekend.


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ByteMe
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re: You putting up the Christmas lights this year Chicken?
Awesome.


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tduecen
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LfcSU3520
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Rohan2Reed
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fricking brilliant


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re: You putting up the Christmas lights this year Chicken?
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just me

This may be the most impressive post ever.


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ksayetiger
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re: You putting up the Christmas lights this year Chicken?
i feel like a too long didnt read post is appropiate.


but it's not, i read it and laughed


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WavinWilly
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re: You putting up the Christmas lights this year Chicken?
At first I was like I'm not reading all of that shite.. and then I did and got a much needed laugh in the midst of neuropharmacology studying



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wish i was tebow
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re: You putting up the Christmas lights this year Chicken?


didnt want to read but sure glad i did


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SwampDonks
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re: You putting up the Christmas lights this year Chicken?
That is full of awesome.


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Cap Crunch
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re: You putting up the Christmas lights this year Chicken?
That is the longest, yet one of the best posts I've ever read.


Bigpoppat
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LSU Coyote
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just me



Holy hell.


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cdaniel76
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just me


Post of the year contender?

That was brilliant!


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