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Posted on 7/13/16 at 2:39 pm to
Posted by Motorboat
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 2:39 pm to
what a nerd
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 2:45 pm to
Posted by busbeepbeep
When will then be now?
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 2:48 pm to
His pizza delicious review:

"The crust was crisp nicely executed for sure. I like mine with a little more fermentation, a little sweeter from the release of the sugars but this is really good. "


What a dildo
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 2:50 pm to


Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 2:50 pm to
I don't feel the need to beat nerds up usually, but I'd make an exception for this one.
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 3:49 pm to
These are the kind of people that get me cursed at by my night job owner. ole boy would come into a college atmosphere bar and complain that it smells like fast women and stale beer. what a chotch.
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 3:55 pm to
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This dude




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First...I'm sure the young lady who was our server was probably a good person, but she is NOT cut out to be a waitress. She doesn't have that inbuilt empathy and need to make people happy that a good server has. She was pleasant enough but as attentive as a person driving, texting and reading a good book all at the same time. By that, I mean she wasn't and did the least possible...she also REEKED of Body odor. I don't know if her religion forbids deodorant but the health department might want to step in there. When she bent over the table, the smell was THICK, fishy, sweaty and it stuck around for a bit after she left.


Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 3:58 pm to
That's the best one I've seen. lmao

Posted by hiltacular
NYC
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:01 pm to
Yelp really needs to allow other users to comment on people's reviews. If it is going to allow these ridiculous trolls to spew all kinds of nonsense, it should let other people respond back.
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:05 pm to
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That's the best one I've seen. lmao


It was for Shaya to
Posted by Mo Jeaux
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:07 pm to
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:11 pm to
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I really believed our waiter was new because he was slow, forgetful and looked and acted very confused. But he said he worked at their original restaurant so um...maybe he's related to them in some way. He managed to bring us the wrong app, was super slow to do anything and by the time he got his shite together, it was half an hour before we were actually able to order our mains...which we regret ordering.

Speaking of relations, it was apparently bring your 2 year old to work with you day. The poor thing was not having a good time and screeches could be heard from him all through the meal. Last place where they had their kid there was closed not long after I was there. Maybe take the hint.


What a condescending dick.

Also...

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Very disappointed with this buffet. We went here with a friend from out of town who is, what casinos call, a whale. So he gets free tickets to the buffet.


uhhhh...
This post was edited on 7/13/16 at 4:12 pm
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:38 pm to
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Shaya


Overrated. The truth hurts.
Posted by Rickety Cricket
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:52 pm to
He's unironically wearing a fedora
Posted by Yat27
Austin
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:56 pm to
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Shaya

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Overrated

This post was edited on 7/13/16 at 5:02 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 5:10 pm to
Posted by busbeepbeep
When will then be now?
Member since Jan 2004
18353 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 5:21 pm to
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Overrated. The truth hurts.

unreal
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
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Posted on 7/13/16 at 5:47 pm to
[img]I ordered the bread pudding because I was hungry after dinner. I like the consistency a lot but it's pretty sweet with the praline sauce. My wife ordered coffee and was served the worst creamer I have ever seen. The tab was over $80 and we only had iced tea so to bring us this Sysco container of chemicals was a real insult. I am still angry I ate here.[/img]
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7324 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 5:57 pm to
quote:

Yelp really needs to allow other users to comment on people's reviews. If it is going to allow these ridiculous trolls to spew all kinds of nonsense, it should let other people respond back.




It looks like restaurant owners can comment back. Although you would have to be crazy to get into it with these misfits. Best to ignore them.
I do look at Yelp reviews, but discard the outliers. If a place has 10 good 4 star reviews and one dick gives it one star and calls it a dump, you figure it's a pissed off former employee or someone who wouldn't be happy if you gave them $10,000 and a sloppy blowjob from Jennifer Lawrence. "Ugh, Jennifer Lawrence. I find her annoying. She's not that attractive. And $10,000 will frick up my taxes."
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29206 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 6:03 pm to
If I could hack into some of the F&DB posters' accounts and copy some of these reviews under their names, I'm guessing the comments would be much different. Probably even upvotes.

They sound like a lot of what I've read here. Although not recently as much.
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