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re: Yelp reviews and the trolls who write them...
Posted on 7/13/16 at 7:04 pm to BRgetthenet
Posted on 7/13/16 at 7:04 pm to BRgetthenet
I've yet to find anything better than Cliff B's one-star review of Pelican House.
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A sign prompted us to seat ourselves so we did. We apparently chose our table poorly because two speakers almost directly above us blasted out music at an incredible volume. I'm not a fuddy duddy, but c'mon! I wanted to be able to talk to my lunch companion. We asked them to turn it down and they did, but it was still too loud. After the volume had been lowered a sound meter app (calibrated for my phone) registered an average of 77dB, peaking at 83dB. This more than outpaces a normal 3-foot conversation sound level (60-65dB). On the plus side, the music selection was good, a mix of album versions of popular and less popular 80s hits.
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Finally, both of the bathrooms are minimally accessible. They each have the larger accessible stalls, but I have never before seen a soap dispenser at eye level (approx 5'9"). This was the only soap dispenser and it was mounted above the vanity, making it inaccessible to anyone shorter than about 5 feet tall. While this isn't an issue for kids (remember, it's 21 and up), it is a problem for adults who cannot reach up that high and over 2 feet. The only method of hand drying, Dyson Airblades, are both mounted with the tops (where you put your hands) approximately 4 feet off the ground. This would be an impediment to someone with achondroplasia, for example.
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Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:03 pm to lsuwontonwrap
It must be nice to trash people anonymously. I hope it makes you feel better about yourselves.
This post was edited on 7/16/16 at 8:08 am
Posted on 7/16/16 at 1:44 am to LSUarecowards
Bobby, sweet first post. I really enjoy your reviews and appreciate the service you provide. I'm really looking forward to your review of the Wendy's on Stumpf and the WB Expressway. Oh, you're awesome on Eastbound and Down too, I can't imagine how much research you had to do to nail that part. Were you honing your skills by writing Yelp Reviews?
Posted on 7/16/16 at 7:42 am to lsuwontonwrap
i like it when these people review things like "the Huey P Long Bridge" or Walmart
Posted on 7/16/16 at 8:06 am to rjevans123
Bridge is too bridgey. 2 stars
Posted on 7/16/16 at 8:11 am to LSUarecowards
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It must be nice to trash people anonymously. I hope it makes you feel better about yourselves
Isn't that what you do on yelp?
Tigerbuttdroppings did make me laugh though
This post was edited on 7/16/16 at 8:13 am
Posted on 7/16/16 at 9:47 am to busbeepbeep
Wow! I thought that was Photoshopped! He really wrote that.
Great thing this site isn't on Yelp or we would be quaking in fear
Great thing this site isn't on Yelp or we would be quaking in fear
Posted on 7/16/16 at 10:02 am to timbo
Blue Oak has a shirt on their Instagram that says on the back, " Drunk Hipster BBQ" -elite yelper. 
Posted on 7/16/16 at 10:08 am to busbeepbeep
Someone help me out here...why does this guy have green dye in his hair and facial hair?
Posted on 7/16/16 at 10:09 am to Walt OReilly
He got slimed
Posted on 7/16/16 at 10:21 am to Rouge
Want
This post was edited on 7/16/16 at 10:22 am
Posted on 7/16/16 at 11:07 am to busbeepbeep
Posted on 7/16/16 at 11:17 am to Carson123987
How is his prose though
Posted on 7/16/16 at 12:40 pm to busbeepbeep
I am amazed that Yelp is still around and people are still supplying content for them for free. Back in the MVB days (2010), early on we had a table of about 4 or 5 folks who came in, and promptly told a waitress, "Please let the manager know, there are 3 Yelpers at this table."
Posted on 7/16/16 at 1:33 pm to busbeepbeep
This is real? Looks like ole boy just took a load on the face from the hulk.
Posted on 7/16/16 at 4:01 pm to urinetrouble
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The only method of hand drying, Dyson Airblades, are both mounted with the tops (where you put your hands) approximately 4 feet off the ground. This would be an impediment to someone with achondroplasia, for example.
And Lord knows those poor bastards have enough problems without having to worry about wet hands.
Posted on 7/16/16 at 4:25 pm to Caplewood
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How is his prose though
not good
Posted on 7/16/16 at 5:52 pm to LSUarecowards
Hi Bobby. How did that young waitresses at Shaya respond to your thoughts of her appearance and hygiene? With your very sudden negative opinion towards anonymity, I'm sure you wasted no time in contacting all the people and places you trashed to let them know first hand how you feel about them, right? fricking hypocrit.
Do you feel better about yourself after submitting one of those self-important ramblings on yelp? Trashing you for them doesn't make me feel better about myself, but seeing you butthurt enough to create an account and post about it is pretty fricking satisfying.
I'll be looking forward to your next review.
Do you feel better about yourself after submitting one of those self-important ramblings on yelp? Trashing you for them doesn't make me feel better about myself, but seeing you butthurt enough to create an account and post about it is pretty fricking satisfying.
I'll be looking forward to your next review.
Posted on 7/16/16 at 6:46 pm to BRgetthenet
Blue Oak is slightly better than mediocre. Sorry
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