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Mass quantities thread for food. Post results here.

Posted on 5/13/15 at 7:19 pm
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117709 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 7:19 pm
I've finished a 30lb sack of crawfish with the help of a female that prolly had 5 or 6 pounds.
2 large pizzas in one sitting in college ( )
10 lbs of boiled snow crab in crawfish boil. (Easy)
A Darryl's special
A 2 lb bone in ribeye, (wasn't even phased)

I knew a kid who passed named Lukas Kistakas (dude was huge) who ate 25 Mickey D's cheeseburgers on the bus from New Orleans to Stanislaus as a kid.

We've all got mass quantities stories. What ya got?
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21457 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 7:25 pm to
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We've all got mass quantities stories. What ya got?



I got nothing.

I don't even know anyone that does shite like that.


Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278400 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 7:34 pm to
3 dessert pizzas from cici's, just as an appetizer
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50122 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 7:34 pm to
I'm too damn old to eat decent servings. Haven't even cleared 10 pounds of crawfish in a sitting all year....
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124422 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 7:36 pm to
Caniac from canes


I was disgusted with myself after
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14194 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 7:39 pm to
cheeseburger and chips tonight.

My eating abilities are pitiful
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50122 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 7:40 pm to
But I can still eat 10-12 tacos in a sitting. 2 pounds of steak would be doable.
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278400 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 7:45 pm to
You are fatter than Paul Allen
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117709 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 7:59 pm to
The Crystal Burgers got me thinkin.
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39156 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 8:02 pm to
Oh shite dis gon be good
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50122 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 8:04 pm to
I'd beat his fat arse like a bad dog. An' my foot, a 4E 11, would cover your pencil neck nicely. And I'm not fat...just well balanced.
This post was edited on 5/13/15 at 8:05 pm
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117709 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 8:06 pm to
Have you eaten' pieces of shite like him for breakfast?

That'd be something that belongs in the mass quantities thread.

Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 8:09 pm to
I college I watched a kid eat 4 illegal size burritos fully loaded from izzos, pretty gross
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124422 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 8:10 pm to
That's impressive
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

just well balanced.

I too, am well balanced. A 90 mph breeze might slightly teeter me..

7 big macs, 2 fries, 2 cokes, after a baseball game in about 73. You know who was with me. He and I both had "coupons" and a buddy was the mgr. there.. It kinda turned into a contest.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46433 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 8:36 pm to
The amount I eat on my cheat day is ridiculous.

I had one of my cheat meals typed out, at least a paragraph long, but deleted it.
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278400 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 8:37 pm to
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my foot, a 4E



yerp, you're fat
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48847 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 8:39 pm to
I had a jeroboam of David Arthur Cab Franc one night.

Probably a half of one tonight.
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16911 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 8:40 pm to
My 120 lb black lab Kramer ate a whole German Chocolate sheet cake meant to feed 40 people.

I know dogs are not supposed to have chocolate, but it didn't phase him much aside for getting the shits for a few days.
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16911 posts
Posted on 5/13/15 at 8:42 pm to
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I had a jeroboam of David Arthur Cab Franc one night.

Probably a half of one tonight.




Love Cab Franc, but that is some heavy stuff. You obviously don't get hangovers.
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