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Is there a proper way to eat a steak?
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:23 pm
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:23 pm
Particularly a bone-in cut. Do you cut it off the bone first? I always feel like a retard trying to cut little pieces around the bone.
Do you start away from the bone and cut pieces working toward the bone or do you try to cut the bone out and then eat it like a boneless cut?
Do you start away from the bone and cut pieces working toward the bone or do you try to cut the bone out and then eat it like a boneless cut?
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Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:25 pm to UpToPar
With ketchup
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:26 pm to UpToPar
There's a piece of sinew connecting it to the bone. I just cut right down it and save the bone to gnaw on later like a caveman.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:26 pm to Gugich22
And well done, that's a given.
I was asking more about the proper way to cut a steak to eat it.
I was asking more about the proper way to cut a steak to eat it.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:27 pm to UpToPar
Cutting a steak off the bone before cooking is sacrelige.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:28 pm to Mouth
I'm not talking about before cooking.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:28 pm to UpToPar
Better to just pick it up, and dip in ketchup.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:30 pm to UpToPar
So you're literally asking how to eat a steak?
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:31 pm to UpToPar
A fork and knife usually works well
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:34 pm to UpToPar
Cut it 45° in relation to the grain of the muscle fibers.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:38 pm to UpToPar
I'll usually work at cutting it away from the bone between cutting off bites, just out of impatience and being inefficient at removing the bone.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:40 pm to UpToPar
Pick it up by the bone and knaw off a big bite. Chew with manly open mouth movements and swallow. Wash down with a big gulp of red wine from flagon. Wipe wine drizzle from beard on sleeve of jacket and leer at the wench beside you at table. Rip, big manly chunk of bread from loaf and consume in one bite.
Repeat.
Throw bone remnant under table to dogs lurking on floor. Laugh insanely as big dogs rip bone from smaller, weaker dogs.
Worked well for Henry VIII.
Edited to correct error in Henry's name. I was one Henry short.
I'm Henry the VIIIth I am.
Henry the VIIIth I am.
I am.
I got married to the widow next door.
She's been married seven times before.
And every one was an Henry.
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam.
I'm her VIIIth old man named Henry.
Henry the VIIIth I am I am.
Henry The VIIIth I am, duh, duh, duh doo duh!
Repeat.
Throw bone remnant under table to dogs lurking on floor. Laugh insanely as big dogs rip bone from smaller, weaker dogs.
Worked well for Henry VIII.
Edited to correct error in Henry's name. I was one Henry short.
I'm Henry the VIIIth I am.
Henry the VIIIth I am.
I am.
I got married to the widow next door.
She's been married seven times before.
And every one was an Henry.
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam.
I'm her VIIIth old man named Henry.
Henry the VIIIth I am I am.
Henry The VIIIth I am, duh, duh, duh doo duh!
This post was edited on 7/24/17 at 8:10 pm
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:48 pm to UpToPar
Well Done. My favorite is to marinate it Heinz 57 overnight, cook it for 45 minutes as hot as I can get my grill, and then dunk it in A1.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:54 pm to kgturner
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Well Done. My favorite is to marinate it Heinz 57 overnight, cook it for 45 minutes as hot as I can get my grill, and then dunk it in A1.
Same here, but I like to boil mine. Delicious every time. Boiled to perfection.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:58 pm to Kim Jong Ir
I heard an in law order her steak "butterfly and burn it". Then, her spouse asked for ketchup with his. True story
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:59 pm to CorkSoaker
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I heard an in law order her steak "butterfly and burn it". Then, her spouse asked for ketchup with his. True story
Are you a Trump?
Posted on 7/23/17 at 8:04 pm to UpToPar
I prefer to just pick it up and eat it like a hamburger.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 8:10 pm to CorkSoaker
quote:
I heard an in law order her steak "butterfly and burn it". Then, her spouse asked for ketchup with his. True story
Posted on 7/23/17 at 8:22 pm to CorkSoaker
The only way that story should end is with "so the next day I filed for divorce."
Posted on 7/23/17 at 8:27 pm to UpToPar
It absolutely does not involve steak sauce.
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