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How True Is This At Your House?
Posted on 1/8/12 at 12:41 pm
Posted on 1/8/12 at 12:41 pm
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion.
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert..
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill enjoying a bottle of beer.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another bottle of beer while he flips the meat.
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her 'night off', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert..
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill enjoying a bottle of beer.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another bottle of beer while he flips the meat.
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her 'night off', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
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Posted on 1/8/12 at 12:44 pm to Stadium Rat
agree with all except 3
man should prepare the meat for cooking as well
can't trust a woman with that
man should prepare the meat for cooking as well
can't trust a woman with that
Posted on 1/8/12 at 12:47 pm to Stadium Rat
quote:And?
The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her 'night off', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
Posted on 1/8/12 at 12:47 pm to Stadium Rat
All meat selection, preparation, seasoning, marinating, and cooking is performed by me.
Every man knows he can handle his own meat better than any woman.
Every man knows he can handle his own meat better than any woman.
Posted on 1/8/12 at 12:51 pm to Cosmo
quote:
agree with all except 3
man should prepare the meat for cooking as well
can't trust a woman with that
Posted on 1/8/12 at 12:56 pm to Stadium Rat
1) I buy the food.
2) I do all of the cooking from beginning to end.
3) You can clean up whenever you choose to do
so, that is not a part of my job description.
2) I do all of the cooking from beginning to end.
3) You can clean up whenever you choose to do
so, that is not a part of my job description.
Posted on 1/8/12 at 12:59 pm to Stadium Rat
I prepare and purchase my own meat. If she is gonna pick it out and prepare it she may as well cook it because it`s probably not gonna be worth a shite.
Posted on 1/8/12 at 1:38 pm to Stadium Rat
None of it is true at my house. Lucy barely knows where the kitchen is located.
I have so many Lucy cooking stories I don't know where to start. But here is one:
Lucy decided to try and fry up some bacon. She thought...'frying = a whole lot of hot oil in a deep pan.'
Then she threw a package of raw bacon into the deep extremely hot oil. There was an explosion.
I have so many Lucy cooking stories I don't know where to start. But here is one:
Lucy decided to try and fry up some bacon. She thought...'frying = a whole lot of hot oil in a deep pan.'
Then she threw a package of raw bacon into the deep extremely hot oil. There was an explosion.
Posted on 1/8/12 at 1:40 pm to Stadium Rat
Not true at all. When I cook, be it grilling or whatever, I handle my shite.
Posted on 1/8/12 at 1:45 pm to pooponsaban
me too, dont trust my wife buying, trimming, seasoning meat.
Posted on 1/8/12 at 1:50 pm to Zach
It is a good thing that you have a smooth top electric range. 
Posted on 1/8/12 at 2:03 pm to CITWTT
My wife has about 10 dishes she cooks, crawfish etouffe, country caption, chicken pot pie, Texas hash, hamburgers, chicken fricasse, her mother's shrimp jambalaya recipe, burned pork chops and going to pick up a roast chicken at Sam's. I do 95% of the other cooking, especially if we are having company over.
She makes a salad if I take all the ingredients out that go in it. I do all the big shopping, she does the dishes. It's a good deal for both of us.
She makes a salad if I take all the ingredients out that go in it. I do all the big shopping, she does the dishes. It's a good deal for both of us.
Posted on 1/8/12 at 2:07 pm to CITWTT
Yep. Here's another oldie but goodie.
My dog broke my leg and I had a full leg cast. Wife said, "I'll cook dinner tonight since you can't and you've got a night class and you're on crutches."
Me: "Are you sure?"
Her: "Yes, I've got a cook book."
I came home at 8 pm. Her meal was supposed to be baked fish. But it was green and it tasted like vinegar.
Me: "I'm sorry, Honey, but I can't eat this.
Her: "I can't eat it either. Let's give it to the dog."
We put our plates on the floor. The black lab ran up in excited expectation. Took a sniff and walked away.
I love Lucy but she can't boil water.
My dog broke my leg and I had a full leg cast. Wife said, "I'll cook dinner tonight since you can't and you've got a night class and you're on crutches."
Me: "Are you sure?"
Her: "Yes, I've got a cook book."
I came home at 8 pm. Her meal was supposed to be baked fish. But it was green and it tasted like vinegar.
Me: "I'm sorry, Honey, but I can't eat this.
Her: "I can't eat it either. Let's give it to the dog."
We put our plates on the floor. The black lab ran up in excited expectation. Took a sniff and walked away.
I love Lucy but she can't boil water.
Posted on 1/8/12 at 2:14 pm to pooponsaban
quote:
Not true at all. When I cook, be it grilling or whatever, I handle my shite.
Posted on 1/8/12 at 2:18 pm to andouille
I do 90 pecent of the cooking.
quote:
I do almost all the big shopping, she does the dishes. It's a good deal for both of us.
Posted on 1/8/12 at 2:20 pm to Zach
My sister many years ago was required to produce a meal for the family. My grandmother and I got through two bites at best. Looking at the amount of food on the plates we both decided to give it to "Willie" the German shepard. He sniffed at the food, then looked at us with an expression that implied "do you think I am that crazy". This was a dog that was fed byway of dolls bottles with baby formula after the mother rejected him and his siblings en masse.
Posted on 1/8/12 at 2:25 pm to Stadium Rat
if im bbq'ing i am preparing the meat fo show
Posted on 1/9/12 at 3:47 pm to Stadium Rat
this is how it went with my parents. not the case with any of the dudes ive dated.
Posted on 1/9/12 at 3:49 pm to Stadium Rat
My wife is a terrible cook and house keeper.
I'll let you figure out the rest.
I'll let you figure out the rest.
Posted on 1/9/12 at 3:50 pm to OTIS2
quote:
I do 90 pecent of the cooking.
quote:
I do almost all the big shopping, she does the dishes. It's a good deal for both of us.
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